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Title: Taking myself to rehab tomorrow...
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 19, 2014, 09:52:00 AM
At the Hard Rock. Any getbiggers have any tips for a short balding fat man such as myself?
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Post by: el numero uno on April 19, 2014, 09:52:29 AM
Hi Shizzo.
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Post by: the trainer on April 19, 2014, 09:53:19 AM
At the Hard Rock. Any getbiggers have any tips for a short balding fat man such as myself?

Yes bring stacks of 100 dollar bills and throw it around the bar, that is how short bald fat men get hot chicks.
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Post by: njflex on April 19, 2014, 09:59:00 AM
At the Hard Rock. Any getbiggers have any tips for a short balding fat man such as myself?
GEORGE COSTANZA???
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Post by: King Shizzo on April 19, 2014, 10:00:49 AM
Hi Shizzo.
It's funny how people call you fat. They fail to remember you making that music video of me.

Your stickly arms indicate that you are no more than 150-160 pounds soaking wet. Am I wrong?
 
Repost the video.
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Post by: pedro01 on April 19, 2014, 10:02:49 AM
It's funny how people call you fat. The fail to remember you making that music video of me.

Your stickly arms indicate that you are no more than 150-160 pounds soaking wet. Am I wrong?
 
Repost the video.

Shizzo ferociously defending his crown as fattest man on Getbig.

You sure you are sober?
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Post by: King Shizzo on April 19, 2014, 10:07:23 AM
Shizzo ferociously defending his crown as fattest man on Getbig.

You sure you are sober?
No no, that title easily belongs to hippolotto fajita.

Dudes 500 pounds, and actually was a rep for a supplement company.

And you guys call me weird.  :D
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Post by: Stan Diego on April 19, 2014, 10:36:47 AM
Rehab at the Hard Rock has been dead for a couple of years now. Like Ft. Lauderdale for spring break. Marquee at The Cosmopolitan is the spot to go now. And if not there, then wet republic. It's an off week kinda tho. All the top Dj's & prime coke whores are out in Indio, CA for Coachella...
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Post by: _bruce_ on April 19, 2014, 10:41:04 AM
Hi Shizzo.

 ;D
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Post by: njflex on April 19, 2014, 11:37:50 AM
Rehab at the Hard Rock has been dead for a couple of years now. Like Ft. Lauderdale for spring break. Marquee at The Cosmopolitan is the spot to go now. And if not there, then wet republic. It's an off week kinda tho. All the top Dj's & prime coke whores are out in Indio, CA for Coachella...
hence the show on 'tru tv'rehab ...hijinxs.hot bartenders'women'people fighting'staged'and the crew who acted like douches,,,i watched it tho  ;D
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Post by: SF1900 on April 19, 2014, 11:44:23 AM
Shizzo is disgusting.
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Post by: no one on April 19, 2014, 02:45:26 PM

take this guy. he sounds like good company.

Going to Vegas next week and my buddies want to hit the pool party at Rehab.  I looked at their photos and I am not sure I can do it without snapping someone's head off.  Being surrounded by a bunch of rednecks with their body tats, flat brimmed oversized baseball hats acting all obnoxious, I am bound to smack a few of the cunts in the head.  Sure the place is swimming with prime poon, but most are probably carriers for yet to be discovered STDs.  I don't want to be the buddy that doesn't go, but I also don't want to be putting myself in this situation.  I just hate everything about the crowds at places like this.

Look at these photos and tell me you wouldn't want to smack most of these fucks upside the head.
(http://cdn3.vtourist.com/4/3674553-Rehab_Pool_Party_Las_Vegas.jpg)

Can this necklace scream douche loser any louder?
(http://www.uk2vip.com/site/wp-content/gallery/rehab/1.jpg)

Sleezy whores, but what the fuck is it with the negro and that hat?
(http://bottle-service-vegas.com/wp-content/gallery/rehab-pool/rehab-pool-party-performances.jpg)

Fucking seriously.  Who wouldn't want to pound the shit out of this guy?
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5095/5509091478_63ce27be95_z.jpg)





what a dildo.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on April 19, 2014, 02:53:36 PM
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5095/5509091478_63ce27be95_z.jpg)

shocking lack of musculature in the arms.

brutal side tit on him

epic forarms

zero shoulders

faded shirt

flat chested - all makeup slut

FYI all, when someone is referring to a "bro" in the southern California sense - this is it.
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Post by: the trainer on April 19, 2014, 02:54:46 PM
Jay Cutler at the hardrock with a hottie.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uR4oUDpY5-E/TaNeyTs3_aI/AAAAAAAABZE/dwJT3VO7T-Q/s1600/Jay+Cutler+04.jpg)
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Post by: the trainer on April 19, 2014, 03:03:46 PM
Can irongrip jump in the pool and pick up these chicks I dont think so get your fat ass in the gym   :D

(http://www.vegasnews.com/wp-content/uploads/ricks-cabaret-girls-at-the-hard-rock-pool-las-vegas-570.jpg)

(http://www.mikeymcnulty.com/mmpblog/uploaded_images/Relax_HardRock_PoolParty_LasVegas_81009_25-716435.jpg)
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Post by: Knooger on April 19, 2014, 03:13:20 PM
Shizzo is disgusting.

It's true, he is a disgusting tub of lard and should be killed.
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Post by: Knooger on April 19, 2014, 03:23:00 PM
2,2,2,2,

White girls, nasty.
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Post by: the trainer on April 19, 2014, 03:43:25 PM
pretty much

(http://www.vegaschatter.com/files/1425/rehabgirls2013.jpg)
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Post by: basil on April 19, 2014, 04:01:09 PM
Don't go in the water. 
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Post by: Grape Ape on April 19, 2014, 04:11:38 PM
At the Hard Rock. Any getbiggers have any tips for a short balding fat man such as myself?

Been there.  Enjoy the scenery.

Best to get a cabana, but it will run you 2k on Sunday, I think....
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Post by: Zillotch on April 19, 2014, 05:49:30 PM
(http://www.vegasnews.com/wp-content/uploads/ricks-cabaret-girls-at-the-hard-rock-pool-las-vegas-570.jpg)

God yes... the one in black.
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Post by: Zillotch on April 19, 2014, 05:50:48 PM
Shizzo is disgusting.

It's true, he is a disgusting tub of lard and should be killed.

x2
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Post by: el numero uno on April 19, 2014, 06:15:08 PM
That party looks fucking awesome.
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Post by: Irongrip400 on April 19, 2014, 07:48:01 PM
See you girls there.  8)
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Post by: Army of One on April 19, 2014, 07:48:36 PM
(http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/41520140846195.gif)
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Post by: The Ugly on April 19, 2014, 09:08:32 PM
Seems tattoos are really popular in Vegas.