Author Topic: Hey Hugo whats wrong with this picture (Read 2412 times)

headhuntersix · « **on:** July 24, 2009, 02:42:13 PM »

I'll fill in the story after.....

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2009, 02:54:43 PM »

I'm going to take a wild lol guess that guy is playing dressup for a girl or discount or something. A harder question would be, what's right with the picture?

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2009, 02:56:26 PM »

Quote from: headhuntersix on July 24, 2009, 02:42:13 PM

I'll fill in the story after.....

The haircut stinks.

Dos Equis · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2009, 02:58:33 PM »

Where is his name tag?

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:02:33 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on July 24, 2009, 02:56:26 PM

The haircut stinks.

and there's a ghost in the background

OzmO · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:02:53 PM »

Pants look too long

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:07:04 PM »

He's not a Marine for one. No freaking way. That would be my first thought. Dude went to a surplus store. What's the story hh?

benchmstr · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:10:20 PM »

he is wearing the wrong foot wear, his uniform is too big, he is wearing his belt wrong, and if he were really a marine he would have his ass whipped for holding his hat like that.

his patch also indicates he is a E-4 corporal, which this "soup sandwhich" looking mother fucker does not appear to be, or he would have addressed his uniform problems.

bench

benchmstr · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:12:10 PM »

after looking at it some more i know there is something else, but i cant put my finger on it.

bench

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:12:36 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on July 24, 2009, 03:10:20 PM

he is wearing the wrong foot wear, his uniform is too big, he is wearing his belt wrong, and if he were really a marine he would have his ass whipped for holding his hat like that.

his patch also indicates he is a E-4 corporal, which this "soup sandwhich" looking mother fucker does not appear to be, or he would have addressed his uniform problems.

bench

The shoes are not shined. The posture is frumpy.

benchmstr · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:13:49 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on July 24, 2009, 03:12:36 PM

The shoes are not shined. The posture is frumpy.

the shine isnt the whole problem, he is just wearing the wrong foot wear.

bench

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:15:01 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on July 24, 2009, 03:13:49 PM

the shine isnt the whole problem, he is just wearing the wrong foot wear.

bench

Pants are wrong sized too.

HH6 - whats the deal?.

headhuntersix · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:27:47 PM »

GySgt Ableman was keen enough to spot this douche-bag walking through the Reno Airport in full dress blues with gloves and cover on. He stopped him near the baggage claim and running into three Drill Instructors wasn’t something this guy had anticipated.

If any of you know Gy Ableman, this kid was lucky to leave with all his teeth intact.From the get go, it was obvious this kid was not a Marine. He claimed to be a PFC (wearing LCpl chevrons) and could not explain what a PFC chevron looked like and then couldn’t explain the NCO stripe on his trousers. He had a collar emblem in the middle of his barracks cover and his belt was sticking out. No ribbons or badges, his trousers were way too long, not to mention he had on Sketcher boots instead of dress shoes and a civilian belt.

We found this out after we demanded that he take off the blouse and cover.Turns out he bought the uniform from a surplus store and his dad is a retired Navy Chief. Reno is a super-pro military area and this guy was soaking in the atta-boys. Lot of posers out there, watch out!

Know any recruiters in the San Diego and Reno areas, send them a warning to
watch out for this turd.

headhuntersix · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:29:21 PM »

U guys nailed most of it...he's got E3 rank on but is wearing a "Blood Strip". Bench u need to post here more...anyway I thought this might be a good break from the current thread bullshit.

headhuntersix · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:35:26 PM »

There is nothing worse then this shit....and U would not believe how many anti-war "celebraties" are this full of shit. Many super stars of the current anti-war movement never served or have made shit up. They have forced many folks who have become anti-war after serving, to leave some of the bigger groups. I track alot of these "stolen-honor" guys and have become jaded by alot of the folks I've run into who say they're vets or have served. If the vets on the board run into guys like this, report em....it doesn't matter what ur politics are at all. If ur a mil fan and can smell the bullshit, do the same.

benchmstr · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:46:19 PM »

Quote from: headhuntersix on July 24, 2009, 03:29:21 PM

U guys nailed most of it...he's got E3 rank on but is wearing a "Blood Strip". Bench u need to post here more...anyway I thought this might be a good break from the current thread bullshit.

i couldnt tell if his patch had 1 or 2 bars, so i assumed 2. either way the kid should be lynched.

bench

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #16 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:46:31 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on July 24, 2009, 03:10:20 PM

he is wearing the wrong foot wear, his uniform is too big, he is wearing his belt wrong, and if he were really a marine he would have his ass whipped for holding his hat like that.

his patch also indicates he is a E-4 corporal, which this "soup sandwhich" looking mother fucker does not appear to be, or he would have addressed his uniform problems.

bench

DAMN you know your stuff!!! Impressive lol

headhuntersix · « **Reply #17 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:48:48 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on July 24, 2009, 03:46:19 PM

i couldnt tell if his patch had 1 or 2 bars, so i assumed 2. either way the kid should be lynched.

bench

If I walked by him quickly I don't think I would have noticed.....the belt and shoes are fucked up. This happens alot guys.

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #18 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:49:45 PM »

To bad there's not a video, I would love to hear what's being said.

benchmstr · « **Reply #19 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:53:59 PM »

Quote from: headhuntersix on July 24, 2009, 03:48:48 PM

If I walked by him quickly I don't think I would have noticed.....the belt and shoes are fucked up. This happens alot guys.

i think you would have noticed. the way he is holding that hat just makes me fucking boil!!!

it kinda suprised me i didnt notice the blood strip though.

bench

headhuntersix · « **Reply #20 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:56:21 PM »

Funny...huh. I still have my Service white cap from Boot. U really have to hold that thing with as few fingers as possible...rest it on ur palm etc or it gets very dirty. No ribbons either...everybody gets deployed these days.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #21 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:56:24 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on July 24, 2009, 03:53:59 PM

i think you would have noticed. the way he is holding that hat just makes me fucking boil!!!

it kinda suprised me i didnt notice the blood strip though.

bench

Q from a non Marine: The way he's holding his hat doesn't look right to me, but how would a Marine properly hold their hat?

headhuntersix · « **Reply #22 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:04:34 PM »

I would go with this or palm up fingers on brim, lightly touching brim to hold it. U don't want to smudge the leather. I couldn't find a pic that illustrated that

benchmstr · « **Reply #23 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:06:10 PM »

Quote from: RPF on July 24, 2009, 03:56:24 PM

Q from a non Marine: The way he's holding his hat doesn't look right to me, but how would a Marine properly hold their hat?

like hh6 just said, but the marines usually carry it under their arm and against their side.

bench

benchmstr · « **Reply #24 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:07:14 PM »

Quote from: headhuntersix on July 24, 2009, 04:04:34 PM

I would go with this or palm up fingers on brim, lightly touching brim to hold it. U don't want to smudge the leather. I could find a pic that illustrated that

their you go, much better

bench