There is this short stumpy hideous local man who is rumoured to have over a million (got compensation for a nasty accident at work an rumoured to have won the pools) and he must not spend a fucking penny in his life, he gets up real early on weekends to look for loose change people have dropped on nights out, has been caught stealing veg from the allotments, buys cheap suppermarked eggs and sells them as fresh free range door to door has worn the same clothes for the past 20 years ect. What a c unt