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Title: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 25, 2014, 07:24:11 AM
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Double Mwah
x0x0x

 ;D
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 07:35:39 AM
Sexy voice!!
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: njflex on May 25, 2014, 07:36:40 AM
Sexy voice!!
'nohomo'i got ur back J!!!!
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: bradistani on May 25, 2014, 07:47:02 AM
all that money, living in the capital, and you're prank calling an whorehouse  ::)




 ;D
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 25, 2014, 07:49:29 AM
all that money, living in the capital, and you're prank calling an whorehouse  ::)




 ;D

It wasn't a prank call, I probably gonna go again for the 3rd day in a row in a bit. ;D

Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on May 25, 2014, 08:08:38 AM
Smooth mf  ;D
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: SuperTed on May 25, 2014, 08:14:08 AM
It wasn't a prank call, I probably gonna go again for the 3rd day in a row in a bit. ;D



The Brazilian chick sounds pretty tempting. :D
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: irishdave on May 25, 2014, 08:15:19 AM
It wasn't a prank call, I probably gonna go again for the 3rd day in a row in a bit. ;D



How much will you spend?
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 25, 2014, 08:18:41 AM
The Brazilian chick sounds pretty tempting. :D

Saw the Brazilian chick yesterday also know the french one she's talking about too cos I saw her last Sunday.

The one I saw yesterday the Russian blonde was fucking unreal, insane out of this world blowjob, ass of peace, fucking perfect, definitely gonna see her again next Saturday and on Tuesday I might see Patricia Davis again.

My plate is really full at the moment.
 
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 08:20:52 AM
'nohomo'i got ur back J!!!!

I was talking aboutbout the girl!!!!  ; >:( ;D
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: wes on May 25, 2014, 08:22:02 AM
Sexy voice!!
Outed!   ;D
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 08:22:26 AM
Saw the Brazilian chick yesterday also know the french one she's talking about too cos I saw her last Sunday.

The one I saw yesterday the Russian blonde was fucking unreal, insane out of this world blowjob, ass of peace, fucking perfect, definitely gonna see her again next Saturday and on Tuesday I might see Patricia Davis again.

My plate is really full at the moment.
 

How much
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: wes on May 25, 2014, 08:22:41 AM
I was talking aboutbout the girl!!!!  ; >:( ;D

Epic Backpeddling Of Peace

Just kidding bro.  ;D
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 08:23:20 AM
Outed!   ;D

Good morning wes of peace
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: wes on May 25, 2014, 08:24:28 AM
Good morning wes of peace
:D
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Simple Simon on May 25, 2014, 08:25:33 AM
Now for my story. I've had an imaginary world in my head since I was a kid. It wasn't the kind with dragons and princesses.
My fantasy world was safe and loving. In this world, my Dad didn't hit me, no one yelled at me or got angry and me for obsessively counting things.
In this world, I felt like I belonged.
My reality wasn't so great as a child, but it did improve as I grew older and learned to stand up for myself.
But being a teenager was a whole new ball game.
I felt so inadequate, I was never good enough.
I couldn't live up to my own (unreasonably high) standards and that made me sad.
So I created my own little world in my head.
Although this time, I didn't just want my life to be perfect.
I made myself perfect. I gave myself a personality which I perceived as 'perfect'.
I eliminated all my flaws, I completely changed my physical appearance.
I had so many talents.
My favourite thing to do was imagine how impressed my friends and family would be if they saw my 'talents' but my personality in my dream world meant I was modest, so I didn't show my talents to anyone in real life.
That sounds so crazy but it was what kept me going.
It was the reason I would get out of bed in the morning.
My dream world got mixed with reality and I didn't know what was real and what wasn't anymore, I was having constant panic attacks and I was always so scared.
So I tried to leave this world, but I couldn't.
I didn't want to.
It kept on pulling me back, it was basically all I had.
It took awhile but I untangled my dream world from my reality.
I still spend a lot of time in this made up world and it does still interfere with my reality sometimes, but I don't mind.
It's one of the only places where I feel truly safe and happy and losing it would be like losing a part of me.
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: The Onion on May 25, 2014, 08:33:12 AM
Lol, I'm impressed. Not sure why though.  ;D

I think Junior is the type of guy that you want to have as a friend, while you simultaneously adopt the opposite belief system and behaviour.

This way you're in for an interesting ride... but from a safe distance.
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 25, 2014, 08:34:08 AM
Now for my story. I've had an imaginary world in my head since I was a kid. It wasn't the kind with dragons and princesses.
My fantasy world was safe and loving. In this world, my Dad didn't hit me, no one yelled at me or got angry and me for obsessively counting things.
In this world, I felt like I belonged.
My reality wasn't so great as a child, but it did improve as I grew older and learned to stand up for myself.
But being a teenager was a whole new ball game.
I felt so inadequate, I was never good enough.
I couldn't live up to my own (unreasonably high) standards and that made me sad.
So I created my own little world in my head.
Although this time, I didn't just want my life to be perfect.
I made myself perfect. I gave myself a personality which I perceived as 'perfect'.
I eliminated all my flaws, I completely changed my physical appearance.
I had so many talents.
My favourite thing to do was imagine how impressed my friends and family would be if they saw my 'talents' but my personality in my dream world meant I was modest, so I didn't show my talents to anyone in real life.
That sounds so crazy but it was what kept me going.
It was the reason I would get out of bed in the morning.
My dream world got mixed with reality and I didn't know what was real and what wasn't anymore, I was having constant panic attacks and I was always so scared.
So I tried to leave this world, but I couldn't.
I didn't want to.
It kept on pulling me back, it was basically all I had.
It took awhile but I untangled my dream world from my reality.
I still spend a lot of time in this made up world and it does still interfere with my reality sometimes, but I don't mind.
It's one of the only places where I feel truly safe and happy and losing it would be like losing a part of me.


 :-*
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: wes on May 25, 2014, 08:35:13 AM
Jeff,don`t forget to make a video and give shout outs while you`re there.
::)
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Simple Simon on May 25, 2014, 08:36:26 AM
Lol, I'm impressed. Not sure why though.  ;D

I think Junior is the type of guy that you want to have as a friend, while you simultaneously adopt the opposite belief system and behaviour.

This way you're in for an interesting ride... but from a safe distance.

he doesnt have any friends, PM him and talk to him, he will give you a pay as you go mobile number that cant be traced back to him and he will try and send you money for something (or nothing).
He will tell you he will treat you like a king if you come down to London, top champagne and cigars all the way.
Take him up on the offer and he disappears.
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: The Onion on May 25, 2014, 08:45:48 AM
he doesnt have any friends, PM him and talk to him, he will give you a pay as you go mobile number that cant be traced back to him and he will try and send you money for something (or nothing).
He will tell you he will treat you like a king if you come down to London, top champagne and cigars all the way.
Take him up on the offer and he disappears.
Kind of what I was referring to. He's like an unpredictable real life social experiment - interesting and somewhat entertaining but best viewed from afar (as in emotionally detached). I think having a friend like this can open up a lot of perspectives that you wouldn't get to experience otherwise...
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 25, 2014, 08:45:55 AM
he doesnt have any friends, PM him and talk to him, he will give you a pay as you go mobile number that cant be traced back to him and he will try and send you money for something (or nothing).
He will tell you he will treat you like a king if you come down to London, top champagne and cigars all the way.
Take him up on the offer and he disappears.

I am busy man fool, and when I do get an invite you lot change your mind the last minute and cause problems with me and my girl. "oh we don't wanna meet now" cos simpleton will smash your face in.  ::)

Didn't I say meet me at Rivington Street at 8.00pm for drinks yesterday, and bigmc is like nah fuck that "we ain't meeting you".

If you did you wouldn't have gone on tour of London in the pissing rain with your sat nav of peace and would have probably got laid cos I would invited out bunch of my sisters fucking fit uni birds and hooked shit up properly.

I ain't wasting my time on you lot no more.


Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Simple Simon on May 25, 2014, 08:55:07 AM
I am busy man fool, and when I do get an invite you lot change your mind the last minute and cause problems with me and my girl. "oh we don't wanna meet now" cos simpleton will smash your face in.  ::)

Didn't I say meet me at Rivington Street at 8.00pm for drinks yesterday, and bigmc is like nah fuck that "we ain't meeting you".

If you did you wouldn't have gone on tour of London in the pissing rain with your sat nav of peace and would have probably got laid cos I would invited out bunch of my sisters fucking fit uni birds and hooked shit up properly.

I ain't wasting my time on you lot no more.




You dont have a girl, unless you are still talking about prostitutes, seriously, where does your "girl" think you go all fucking day?

There you go making false promises, where were you when someone needed somewhere to stay in an emergency a while back?

Fucking absent, thats where.

Thats why bigmc told you where to get off, you are all talk mate, a total bag of shit.

And dont think you can use this to out someones info, if you do then you will be getting a meet up like it or not.
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: pedro01 on May 25, 2014, 09:07:15 AM

If you did you wouldn't have gone on tour of London in the pissing rain with your sat nav of peace and would have probably got laid cos I would invited out bunch of my sisters fucking fit uni birds and hooked shit up properly.



Yes - because your imaginary sisters uni friends will fuck random strangers when her creepy attic-dwelling friendless brother asks them too.
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Simple Simon on May 25, 2014, 09:10:08 AM
Yes - because your imaginary sisters uni friends will fuck random strangers when her creepy attic-dwelling friendless brother asks them too.

This is how this guys mind works, he thinks everyones available at a price.

All his tales of flipping burgers if true were to allow him access to his trust fund, a clause that his father put in so he had to do something to get access to it.
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 25, 2014, 09:17:27 AM
You dont have a girl, unless you are still talking about prostitutes, seriously, where does your "girl" think you go all fucking day?

There you go making false promises, where were you when someone needed somewhere to stay in an emergency a while back?

Fucking absent, thats where.

Thats why bigmc told you where to get off, you are all talk mate, a total bag of shit.

And dont think you can use this to out someones info, if you do then you will be getting a meet up like it or not.



I don't have a girl, yeah ok  ::)

Fact that I cheat on her is irrelevant, it's not even cheating anyway since I never agreed to be exclusive. Who are you? Jeremy Kyle????  ::)

Dude I take 3 hours out my day trying to help someone out, spend lots of time on the phone calling up hotels and stuff, give advice about UK and other things, and this is the grief I get? Where the fuck was Bigmc????

Why would I want to "out" anyone for fucks sake? Quit with the accusations and threats.

Just remember you are the ones coming to me, you are the ones dishing out the invites then cancelling, I am not the one coming to you.

Time wasters the lot of ya.

Mwah
x0x0x



Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Simple Simon on May 25, 2014, 09:22:58 AM


I don't have a girl, yeah ok  ::)

Fact that I cheat on her is irrelevant, it's not even cheating anyway since I never agreed to be exclusive. Who are you? Jeremy Kyle????  ::)

Dude I take 3 hours out my day trying to help someone out, spend lots of time on the phone calling up hotels and stuff, give advice about UK and other things, and this is the grief I get? Where the fuck was Bigmc????

Why would I want to "out" anyone for fucks sake? Quit with the accusations and threats.

Just remember you are the ones coming to me, you are the ones dishing out the invites then cancelling, I am not the one coming to you.

Time wasters the lot of ya.

Mwah
x0x0x





If she stays with you knowing what you do then she isn't a girlfriend, she's another person in your life just taking your money.

You gave up time in your day?
Really, I thought you just started throwing money at the situation when in fact money was the last thing they needed.

You are supposedly a 'man about town' know everyone guy, so why phone hotels?
Surely someone as popular and well connected as you could have got someone a room?

care to say why you wouldnt meet the guy?
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 25, 2014, 09:45:06 AM
If she stays with you knowing what you do then she isn't a girlfriend, she's another person in your life just taking your money.

You gave up time in your day?
Really, I thought you just started throwing money at the situation when in fact money was the last thing they needed.

You are supposedly a 'man about town' know everyone guy, so why phone hotels?
Surely someone as popular and well connected as you could have got someone a room?

care to say why you wouldnt meet the guy?

Off course she doesn't know imbecile of peace, don't be so ridiculous, if she found out I would never hear the fucking end of it and she would be on suicide watch, but that doesn't mean I can't have a life and have be slave to her for the rest of it.

At the end of the day I always fuck her first thing in the morning and last thing at night and that's what counts, anything in between is immaterial, what else does she want from me for fucks sake other than her engagement ring back and a go at another fucking baby????? ??? ??? ??? It's not happening she needs to get that through her head.  >:(

Now regards the guy.

I never said I wouldn't meet the guy I just said I couldn't have the guy STAY at mine because my girlfriend was there and no disrespect I am not having any stranger especially "That guy" around my fucking girlfriend, would you???

Besides I don't let someone who I don't really know properly  stay at mine for same understandable reasons bigmc's wouldnt or anyone else for that matter, its nothing personal and the guys situation wasn't exactly critical.

I said I would try and help if I could in any other way, which I did, then I went to Dubai.  

What's the issue?

 
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Simple Simon on May 25, 2014, 10:18:28 AM

Off course she doesn't know imbecile of peace, don't be so ridiculous, if she found out I would never hear the fucking end of it and she would be on suicide watch, but that doesn't mean I can't have a life and have be slave to her for the rest of it.

At the end of the day I always fuck her first thing in the morning and last thing at night and that's what counts, anything in between is immaterial, what else does she want from me for fucks sake other than her engagement ring back and a go at another fucking baby????? ??? ??? ??? It's not happening she needs to get that through her head.  >:(

Now regards the guy.

I never said I wouldn't meet the guy I just said I couldn't have the guy STAY at mine because my girlfriend was there and no disrespect I am not having any stranger especially "That guy" around my fucking girlfriend, would you???

Besides I don't let someone who I don't really know properly  stay at mine for same understandable reasons bigmc's wouldnt or anyone else for that matter, its nothing personal and the guys situation wasn't exactly critical.

I said I would try and help if I could in any other way, which I did, then I went to Dubai.  

What's the issue?

 

Lol, uncle junior fucking around 5 hours every day.

And people are reading this shit smiling along with him.  ::)

FFS, what a jerk.

Your "girlfriend" doesnt live with you, its just you in the attic.
Seriously, she would find out about all your whores if she lived with you. you just have no idea how women's brains work if you think you could pull that shit off with a girl in tow.
And would I trust "that guy" with my partner, of course I would, not because I know him, its because I know my partner.

Thats the difference mate, you think your girlfriend would just fuck a random guy you had stay over?

This is exactly why you are full of shit.
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: bigmc on May 25, 2014, 10:39:52 AM


I don't have a girl, yeah ok  ::)

Fact that I cheat on her is irrelevant, it's not even cheating anyway since I never agreed to be exclusive. Who are you? Jeremy Kyle????  ::)

Dude I take 3 hours out my day trying to help someone out, spend lots of time on the phone calling up hotels and stuff, give advice about UK and other things, and this is the grief I get? Where the fuck was Bigmc????

Why would I want to "out" anyone for fucks sake? Quit with the accusations and threats.

Just remember you are the ones coming to me, you are the ones dishing out the invites then cancelling, I am not the one coming to you.

Time wasters the lot of ya.

Mwah
x0x0x





taking care of business  8)

whyile you were in the attic dancing round in your pants
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 25, 2014, 12:01:32 PM
Lol, uncle junior fucking around 5 hours every day.

And people are reading this shit smiling along with him.  ::)

FFS, what a jerk.

Your "girlfriend" doesnt live with you, its just you in the attic.
Seriously, she would find out about all your whores if she lived with you. you just have no idea how women's brains work if you think you could pull that shit off with a girl in tow.
And would I trust "that guy" with my partner, of course I would, not because I know him, its because I know my partner.

Thats the difference mate, you think your girlfriend would just fuck a random guy you had stay over?

This is exactly why you are full of shit.

We used to live together in my flat for 4 years mate in Barnet.

She finished her law degree this summer and the lease on her flat run out so she had to move back in with me for a bit although I told her it was fucking temporary (same time our friend was here), its not even so much our friend, its my sarah she's recovering, doing a real good job too and she doesn't need a spanner thrown in the works.

She's back in Wales now with her parents for a bit and comes down with me for the weekends sometimes.

Her fucking parents are trying to palm her off to me again and I am getting the fucking "oh you don't love me like you used too treatment" and "you have changed etc" bollox for ff's.

Yeah fuck head you weren't so fucking nice were you when I was soft estrogenic beta bitch of peace and now I am alpha male and I am shooting test and wanna fuck  everything in site you decide to calm down and  wanna get hitched. ::)

Fuck right off.

 


Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: SF1900 on May 25, 2014, 12:14:38 PM
Why pay for sex? Is it that difficult for you to have sex without hiring an escort or prostitute?

Pretty sad.  :-\
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Skorp1o on May 25, 2014, 12:28:11 PM
Why pay for sex? Is it that difficult for you to have sex without hiring an escort or prostitute?

Pretty sad.  :-\

Pointless arguing with him, Joon is on a planet of it's own.
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: SF1900 on May 25, 2014, 12:33:29 PM
Pointless arguing with him, Joon is on a planet of it's own.

I guess that is why he likes Anabolichalo so much.
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 25, 2014, 12:34:02 PM
Pointless arguing with him, Joon is on a planet of it's own.

Planet Joon, fuck I like the sound of that, its got a ring to it.  :o
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: wes on May 25, 2014, 12:37:58 PM
Pointless arguing with him, Joon is on a planet of it's own.
(https://d21uq3hx4esec9.cloudfront.net/images/uploads/ttmygh/6556/image/23871.png)

(http://sensuouscurmudgeon.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/bizarro-world.jpg)
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: SF1900 on May 25, 2014, 12:39:02 PM
(https://d21uq3hx4esec9.cloudfront.net/images/uploads/ttmygh/6556/image/23871.png)

(http://sensuouscurmudgeon.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/bizarro-world.jpg)

Wes, you ever pay for sex?

Imagine being so pathetic that you have to pay for sex?  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: bigmc on May 25, 2014, 12:39:43 PM
Planet Joon, fuck I like the sound of that, its got a ring to it.  :o

you should start a blog

some kid in the uk made his millions reviewing hookers

you could link their sites to your main page
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Skylge on May 25, 2014, 01:06:28 PM
Wes, you ever pay for sex?

Imagine being so pathetic that you have to pay for sex?  :-\ :-\

Yeah, pathetic like Frank Sinatra, Flea and Kiedis from the RHCP, Robert de Niro, Dominique Strauss Kahn (Mr 12 inches..), famous soccer players, Charlie Sheen, Bilzarian etc.

All pathetic guys compared to you....
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Simple Simon on May 25, 2014, 01:09:32 PM
Yeah, pathetic like Frank Sinatra, Flea and Kiedis from the RHCP, Robert de Niro, Dominique Strauss Kahn (Mr 12 inches..), famous soccer players, Charlie Sheen, Bilzarian etc.

All pathetic guys compared to you....
Some people hire prostitutes as an addition to normal relationships with women, some just hire prostitutes because they are unable to form relationships with women.

There is a difference.
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: SF1900 on May 25, 2014, 01:13:21 PM
Yeah, pathetic like Frank Sinatra, Flea and Kiedis from the RHCP, Robert de Niro, Dominique Strauss Kahn (Mr 12 inches..), famous soccer players, Charlie Sheen, Bilzarian etc.

All pathetic guys compared to you....

haha, stupid post reported.

The difference is that Sinatra and Deniro do not have to pay for sex if they wanted to get it for free. There is a big difference between paying for sex because one WANTS to, as opposed to someone who pays for sex because they have no choice and cannot get sex no other way.

But you weren't too smart to realize that :-/
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: SF1900 on May 25, 2014, 01:15:46 PM
Some people hire prostitutes as an addition to normal relationships with women, some just hire prostitutes because they are unable to form relationships with women.

There is a difference.

Exactly. See my post above :)
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Skylge on May 25, 2014, 01:58:03 PM
Some people hire prostitutes as an addition to normal relationships with women, some just hire prostitutes because they are unable to form relationships with women.

There is a difference.

No only an addition I think, also a lack of time and/or a "I want this & that right now!", in which case it's even for very popular men impossible to get what they what at that moment "for free". And they have the wealth (and sometimes PA's) to get it sorted out quickly. (Althought free sex mostly also involves money)
Title: Re: Simple Simon exposed for going to the whore house...lol
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on May 25, 2014, 03:10:48 PM
What a sad pathetic individual