FATTY STORY

[WillGrant]

LOL  I hope not! It was a hairy mess! Like a 70's porn bush! 

[Wiggs]

MOAR STORIES you fuckers!!!  lol

[bigmikecox]

My best friend is "dating" this super trashy stripper and we go over one night about 1am. So, we get there and first thing i notice is her kids are still up (they were toddlers) and the blunts on the table. Mother of the year. So we get there and im thinking we are going to tag team this chick but she has her fat cousin there. Not too cute, but a nice rack. I TOTALLY DIDNT THINK I WAS GOING TO BANG. So, after a blunt and some b.s small talk, my boy and the whore go in the room. Im like..."wait, what about me???" Grrrrrr

So im sitting there with the cousin and she starts rubbinhg my arm and im like, "okie dokie, time to pokie". So, top comes off, hello rack! Play with them for a second, then i start to go down.....unbutton the pants over the big belly.....Now, my first indication that things were not good were cotton panties. Then i saw it. The bush of all bushes. Long and brown! I swear this was the most bush ive ever seen 'til this DAY!!!  If you cut it and pasted to my face id look Amish! Now, the tricky part is that once you are down there you cant bolt back up. Soooo, i manned up and did the tongue flick! No getting my face in there, but the chick grabbed the back of my head and was trying to suffocate me!

So after 5 minutes of navigating through the woods, we start boning. NOT INTO THIS AT ALL!!!!  But b/c of the blunt, i was lasting. DAMN!!!  So, we do the usual, missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl. The SPLASH!!!  DONE!!!  And as you have read before, when im done, my pervert leaves me and this one, I regretted. She wanted to kiss and do it again but i told her "my boy will be done soon and we have to get going, i have to work in the morning". That bastard didnt come out for another 30 minutes! So we leave and i didnt tell him i boned her. The next week I get a call from my boy saying "YOU NAILED THAT CHICK...HAHAHAHA!!!!" 'Til this day he gives me shit about it

[Roger Bacon]

Met this goth fatty freshman year in college.

Every thursday in Toledo was the "big" night to go out. And being that i went to an all male catholic h.s, I was like a kid in a candy store in college. And back then i was even more careful about bagging an ugly chick. So, I did my usual, downed a 40oz of St. Ides, hit the club and had fun. So, I run into the goth chick with the rest of hre brood and she says she has seen me around my apartment complex. Im getting the vibe she wants to hook up so i get her number and go about my clubbing. I leave at closinig and get home and find myself horny as hell. I call her and she says come on over. Now, up until her i had only banged 3 girls so i was a little quick on the trigger.

I walk in (and its like 3am) and its pitch dark. We go to her room and go RIGHT at it! Clothes come off and i go to give her oral and im confronted by the biggest, darkest bush ive ever seen! EVER!!!  So, i figure im already down there so i do my manly duty. I come up and she gives me head like a CHAMP! You could telll she was a veteran of the BJ wars b/c she worked it. I break out the comdom and specifically tell her "its been a while for me, so im going to try to last"  NOPE!!!!  After about (and this is no lie) 30 pumps, here comes the money shot! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!  Then the guily. WTF did I do?  What if I see this chick again?  So, i go back to my place shower and crash.

But my dumbass

Quote of the year!!! HAHAHA!!!

[Roger Bacon]

My best friend is "dating" this super trashy stripper and we go over one night about 1am. So, we get there and first thing i notice is her kids are still up (they were toddlers) and the blunts on the table. Mother of the year. So we get there and im thinking we are going to tag team this chick but she has her fat cousin there. Not too cute, but a nice rack. I TOTALLY DIDNT THINK I WAS GOING TO BANG. So, after a blunt and some b.s small talk, my boy and the whore go in the room. Im like..."wait, what about me???" Grrrrrr

So im sitting there with the cousin and she starts rubbinhg my arm and im like, "okie dokie, time to pokie". So, top comes off, hello rack! Play with them for a second, then i start to go down.....unbutton the pants over the big belly.....Now, my first indication that things were not good were cotton panties. Then i saw it. The bush of all bushes. Long and brown! I swear this was the most bush ive ever seen 'til this DAY!!!  If you cut it and pasted to my face id look Amish! Now, the tricky part is that once you are down there you cant bolt back up. Soooo, i manned up and did the tongue flick! No getting my face in there, but the chick grabbed the back of my head and was trying to suffocate me!

So after 5 minutes of navigating through the woods, we start boning. NOT INTO THIS AT ALL!!!!  But b/c of the blunt, i was lasting. DAMN!!!  So, we do the usual, missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl. The SPLASH!!!  DONE!!!  And as you have read before, when im done, my pervert leaves me and this one, I regretted. She wanted to kiss and do it again but i told her "my boy will be done soon and we have to get going, i have to work in the morning". That bastard didnt come out for another 30 minutes! So we leave and i didnt tell him i boned her. The next week I get a call from my boy saying "YOU NAILED THAT CHICK...HAHAHAHA!!!!" 'Til this day he gives me shit about it

Fucking classic!!!

[POB]

Love BMC stories

[The Wizard of Truth]

I'm good friends with this fat girl that was in college in my city cos my cousin was bangin her sister. She's a good laugh but bigger than I normally go for (thin to medium). We are hangin out a bit and one night she txts me to go over, when I get there she answers apartment naked and we head to her room. Great blowjob, and she hands me a condom, put it on and I'm on top. After like 6thrusts I think fuck I'm gonna blow my load so I bend her over, nope the change of position did nothing, another 6thrusts and a guilty orgasm. So I kneel down beside the bed, sneakily take off condom and put it in my shoe and say to her look this is happening a bit fast, can I just go down on u. Now she has no idea I came so my reputation is intact. Get her off and leave apartment. Forget my watch and have to call back the next day

[bigmikecox]

So I was seeing this girl I worked with. She seemed "normal", but the more we talked the more I realized she was a whack job. But, she had big boobs and a big butt. So after some BMC-Mack-Daddy pimp lines, we hooked up. First night she wanted to kiss and crap, ok. I can do that. We must have kissed for hours before she let me hit. But I did. It was ok. No fireworks. But she had this ANNOYING habit of squeezing her love canal while i was in it. At first it was ok, but after a while it messed my groove up. So we were seeing each other for about 2 months and I go over to her place (she was 420 friendly....and gave me free joints....) and we go in her room. First, her place was a mess. So, I see ALL her anti-crazy meds. Nice. And mixing it with green and booze. NIce.

So we go to her room and I make my way over the maze of dirty clothes on the floor and we start. Im on top, then she's on top and then im on top. So, she starts squeezing and im trying to get off and she isnt helping. "You like when i squeeze?" Ummm, sure, but shhhhhh, dont talk, im almost done. The chcik keeps squeezing. So i bust and its not a great one b/c she ruined it. So we get up and look on the bed. "What is that?" she says. Not sure. We look closer. ITS A TURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH     :-XThe chick squeezed out a turd while trying to be freaky. Im down for a lot, but no scat. I look at her, she looks at me and turns BRIGHT red. "Im so embarrased" That's ok. She grabs the sheets off (I hope she threw them away) and goes to shower. I grab my cell and pretend its an urget call. Hey, I have to leave, my Dad needs me to give him a ride. PEACE OUT! 

Made for an akward moment at work. We hung out for a few more months and even boned in our co workers office once. But that killed it for me. I told her NEVER to squeeze with me again!

[Ronnie Rep]

Mike you ever take one of these chicks out in public?

[bigmikecox]

Mike you ever take one of these chicks out in public?

Well the one I had to take to dinner, but it was a a chinese resturant, but the rest, NEVER!

[El Diablo Blanco]

I've had a few bitches that when I took off there their panties There was a full on skid mark down them.  But for some reason that shit (pun intended) turned me on.

[snx]

The Aristocrats!

/thread.

[bigmikecox]

I've had a few bitches that when I took off there their panties There was a full on skid mark down them.  But for some reason that shit (pun intended) turned me on.

 

You're hardcore bro!

[El Diablo Blanco]

You're hardcore bro!

Hahaha. nothing like dirty undies on a hoe

[bigmikecox]

Hahaha. nothing like dirty undies on a hoe

 

[Obvious Gimmick]

OK, im about 22, drinking at the bar and some fatty starts flirting with me. She was nice and kinda cute for a 450 pounder. One thing leads to another and we go back to my friends house. We drank some more and everyone passes out but me and her.


We drink some more and bang. A quality 30 seconds later, I crack one off on her gut. She gets up to go to the bathroom. I quickly put on my pants and get the fuck outta there like a crackhead on fire.

funny part is, we were at the bar playing pool earlier, so i have about 6 bucks in quarters in my pocket. Im jamming to get my pants on and all these quarters are falling out like jiggle bells.

poor thing. she musta came out of that bathroom like 'where the fuck is he?'
she was actually very nice, and i kinda feel bad about it, but fuck it.

[Hulkotron]

Good story big mike.

[bigmikecox]

OK, im about 22, drinking at the bar and some fatty starts flirting with me. She was nice and kinda cute for a 450 pounder. One thing leads to another and we go back to my friends house. We drank some more and everyone passes out but me and her.


We drink some more and bang. A quality 30 seconds later, I crack one off on her gut. She gets up to go to the bathroom. I quickly put on my pants and get the fuck outta there like a crackhead on fire.

funny part is, we were at the bar playing pool earlier, so i have about 6 bucks in quarters in my pocket. Im jamming to get my pants on and all these quarters are falling out like jiggle bells.

poor thing. she musta came out of that bathroom like 'where the fuck is he?'
she was actually very nice, and i kinda feel bad about it, but fuck it.

ROFLMFAO

[El Diablo Blanco]

True story.

I met this chunky boo on PoF.  She looked okay in her photos.  Thick, shaved, nice tits.  I asked her to take a video of her phone fingering herself screaming my name (fake name I gave her)  She did it.  She was a horney chunky.  So we finally decided to meet.  We met at a cafe midday.  She seemed to be about 50 pounds heavier in real life than in the photos, I thought photos added weight.  I didn't give a shit.  The whole time I had a raging hard on.  Probably from the 1 cc test I injected that morning.
We go to a motel nearby.  It is where I take all my hookers, but this one is free.  YES!  I had to take a wicked piss, but she jumps in that she needs to go to the bathroom.  So I let her go first thinking she'd be fast.  I hear water running, then off, then running, then off, for a few minutes. She comes out and I go in to piss.  The bathroom smells like a fresh shit was taken.  WTF!  She took a dump right now!  Fucking fat bitch.  Who the fuck takes a shit right before sex with someone new?  I come back into the room and she's in her underwear and then she peels them off and gets into doggy position.  her ass is big and fat with pimples on it from the sweat fat people get when they sit down and this brown halo the size of a personal pizza around her ass hole.  All I can picture is shit coming out.  So I walk around the bed and strip down , lay on the bed next to her and tell her to suck my cock, so she starts sucking me but while on all fours starts rotating her body into 69 position.  I'm thinking, fuck this.  You ain't sticking that shit ass in my face.  I'm already starting to smell taco bell coming around the corner and before she can straddle my head I slide out and throw her on her back.  I bag my cock and fuck her, real mad, make her cry mad.  I cum, clean up and tell her I'm going to get us some sodas from the machine.  I went back to the front desk, paid in cash and closed out the room under the fake name I always use and just drive off leaving her there, never going back.  She IM'd be in PoF a bunch of hate messages but stopped after a few days.

[bigmikecox]

True story.

I met this chunky boo on PoF.  She looked okay in her photos.  Thick, shaved, nice tits.  I asked her to take a video of her phone fingering herself screaming my name (fake name I gave her)  She did it.  She was a horney chunky.  So we finally decided to meet.  We met at a cafe midday.  She seemed to be about 50 pounds heavier in real life than in the photos, I thought photos added weight.  I didn't give a shit.  The whole time I had a raging hard on.  Probably from the 1 cc test I injected that morning.
We go to a motel nearby.  It is where I take all my hookers, but this one is free.  YES!  I had to take a wicked piss, but she jumps in that she needs to go to the bathroom.  So I let her go first thinking she'd be fast.  I hear water running, then off, then running, then off, for a few minutes. She comes out and I go in to piss.  The bathroom smells like a fresh shit was taken.  WTF!  She took a dump right now!  Fucking fat bitch.  Who the fuck takes a shit right before sex with someone new?  I come back into the room and she's in her underwear and then she peels them off and gets into doggy position.  her ass is big and fat with pimples on it from the sweat fat people get when they sit down and this brown halo the size of a personal pizza around her ass hole.  All I can picture is shit coming out.  So I walk around the bed and strip down , lay on the bed next to her and tell her to suck my cock, so she starts sucking me but while on all fours starts rotating her body into 69 position.  I'm thinking, fuck this.  You ain't sticking that shit ass in my face.  I'm already starting to smell taco bell coming around the corner and before she can straddle my head I slide out and throw her on her back.  I bag my cock and fuck her, real mad, make her cry mad.  I cum, clean up and tell her I'm going to get us some sodas from the machine.  I went back to the front desk, paid in cash and closed out the room under the fake name I always use and just drive off leaving her there, never going back.  She IM'd be in PoF a bunch of hate messages but stopped after a few days.

 

Dont know if i want to laugh or vomit

[El Diablo Blanco]

Dont know if i want to laugh or vomit

needless to say, as soon as I got hime, I washed my clothes in the sanitize settings and took a 1/2 hour shower.  I smelled like taco bell for a week.

[polychronopolous]

Was their ever a time where you were simply unable to locate the vagina? Or perhaps a situation where the foul smell from her nether regions was too much to bear?

[Option D]

Ok...met another chick off Myspace. I could tell from the conversation that she was looking for something more than some BBC. Ok, I can play that game. We talk for a few days and finally decide to meet. So, she gets to my place and she is pretty thick. A little taller than me at around 5'8, pushing 250 or so. BIG boobs and ass! So we go to eat at a chinese joint and im laying on the BMC charm. And at dinner she comes right out with the "im looking for a good guy".  Well, "I AM a good guy. Did i tell you how pretty you are?"  Next we go to the beach and sit on some swing that i thought was going to break. She does the holding hand thing and i kiss her and grab the boob. "Let's go back to my place" I say. "Ok"  YEAH BOYEEEEE!!!!

We get back to my place and we are on the couch and she is acting shy. Eventually I get the top off and go for the pants. Now, im not sure how many of you have bagged a fatty, but when the belly is big and pants are tight its hard to get your hand in. But I get my paw in there and start messing with the love button. We move to my romm where im in for a nice surprise. The kitty is GOOD!!!  So i ask her to get on top. This is where the problem is. She gets on and has to push off my arms to sit up and ride me! Im rubbing the belly and boobs and SPLASH!!!!  My goo goo juice is relaeased and once again the same issue. She lays on me and cuddles and i feel like im being crushed! Im assuming she wants to stay over b/c she starts to fall asleep. "Sweetie, i really want you to stay but i have to get up early and take my mom to the airport" I can tell she isnt happy and even askes me if im sure i want a relationship. "yes, I mean, lets just take it slow"

She gets dressed and kisses me some more and by this point i want her gone. "Let me walk you to your car" Now, she is a big one and my neighbor just happens to be comeing in when im walking her out! DAMN!!!  He looks at me, then her and just shakes his head and smiles!!!!

Im over  here dying

[El Diablo Blanco]

Was their ever a time where you were simply unable to locate the vagina? Or perhaps a situation where the foul smell from her nether regions was too much to bear?

For me it was the latter.  This one was a smoking hot bartender that I picked up at a club.  She was gorgeous and a sick body.  After the club closes we go back to her place.  I am seriously in awe that I was about to fuck this specimen.  We make out forever and I get her pants off.  I start to fingerbang her and when my hand comes up I get the most awful wiff of a subway tuna sub that sat in the car all day.  FUCK!  Why.  I excuse myself to the bathroom and sniff my fingers, the smell was revolting.  But while sniffing, my fingers touch my nose and now the smell won't go away.  I wash my hands as much as I can and the smell won't leave.  I am already blue balling so I decide to go in.
She is on the bed, fucking godess of a body.  I throw on my jimmy and fuck away, but the smell remains on my nose.  I finish and politely leave.  I get home and I swear my jeans stink like tune now from her rubbing on me.  I wash them but the smell won't leave.  I just throw them away, I showered three times that night but still couldn't get the stench off of me.  Just a sad time.  I see her at the club again and she is asking me to go back to her place again.  I decline and all my frieds think I need my head examined but I couldn't.

Just my luck that something so perfect was so imperfect.

[cephissus]

"kind of cute for a 450 pounder" hahahahahhahhahhaha