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when toilet paper wasn't an option?
I would use a docleaf when outside ;D
I remember a mate once trying to wipe his arse with a brick... hilarious lol
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The thread that we had to have ;D
Ive unravelled an empty toilet roll when I noticed it was bare.
tissues
cloth from the sink
newspaper
bark
a smaller person
cant think straight if theres no paper...the objective is to wipe something at all costs
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A sock.
My cousin wiped his arse with the cardboard from an exploded firework.
Wiping your ring with a brick? That would play havoc with my chalfonts.
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I was hunting once, had to take a huge crap so naturally all I could find was LEAVES. So as I wiped away, the leaves, it being fall and all cracked and crumbled so my bar hand rammed up the crack of my ass.
No need to mention that other than to pose this question. Why then did I smell my hand? Does logic alone not tell me my hand was going to smell like shit?
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The Constitution.
Oh wait, I'm not a Republican.....
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This seems like the kind of thread Stella would enjoy.
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i wipe my ass with berzerk jerks face...
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Quran
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The Constitution.
Oh wait, I'm not a Republican.....
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brainX's moms hair.
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Quran
ROFLMAO!
I'm gonna carry a koran around now for when nature calls!
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ROFLMAO!
I'm gonna carry a koran around now for when nature calls!
;D
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This seems like the kind of thread Stella would enjoy.
lol you're right effin. This is a GREAT THREAD ;D
Alas, I have nothing strange to submit :(
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Teh bible. Many useless pages, lots of papersheets, ready to be stained with shit.
YES!
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Teh bible. Many useless pages, lots of papersheets, ready to be stained with shit.
YES!
THIS IS COMING FROM A CHRISTIAN..PATHETIC
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I got caught short at a party but there was no toilet paper so i had to use a Doritos packet. Didn't work very well :-[
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I got caught short at a party but there was no toilet paper so i had to use a Doritos packet. Didn't work very well :-[
Bad choice. That's just going to smear it everywhere :-X
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THIS IS COMING FROM A CHRISTIAN..PATHETIC
Meltdown 23. Debussey is not a christian. :)
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I would use the prosecutor's ugly face to shit in after I had to listen to his delusional monologue.
What a disgusting piece of shit he is. Please burn slowly, mother-fucker. ;D
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You're a nasty lot. :-X
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I got caught short at a party but there was no toilet paper so i had to use a Doritos packet. Didn't work very well :-[
I was going to say that - I've also used a crisp packet before. Minus the crisps.
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......Liberals and Berserker :D!
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Snow, leafs, homework, my underware, socks, t-shirt.
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snow? haha
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Vince makes great toilet paper. Even pulls out the last piece