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I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« on: December 08, 2006, 03:02:46 PM »
Hi. I'm new to the whole scene. I am a former gym rat but still in decent shape. Give me three months and I can pull it all back to how it was :) Anyway, I got 2 questions. One, are there any people in southern califoria (the o.c.) who are willing to spend a little time telling me about how they got into bodybuilding? Perhaps over a beer ;) Also, I know all women are different but, generally speaking do most bodybuilding women date only other bodybuilders? Or does a regular guy, perhaps like myself, have a chance?
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2006, 03:46:10 PM »
 ;D  Time to set up a "personals" board. . . .
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2006, 06:30:03 AM »
Welcome to Lavalife.... ;D

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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2006, 06:58:55 PM »
He posted the same question in the sex forum.  I think he's looking to hook up with a woman bber.   ;)
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2006, 07:01:50 PM »
Quote from: Cheri Lane on December 11, 2006, 06:58:55 PM
He posted the same question in the sex forum.  I think he's looking to hook up with a woman bber.   ;)

Oooohwah arent there special forums for guys like him??
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2006, 12:51:16 PM »
i hooked up with a girlie bber once...


she ws so horney she almost made my peepee fall off  >:(


and i stunk like sex for a week...like i'd be driving daaays after and all of a sudden i'd smell my hands and they'd smell like sex to me...



never ever ever ever again  >:(
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2006, 01:52:29 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on December 12, 2006, 12:51:16 PM
i hooked up with a girlie bber once...


she ws so horney she almost made my peepee fall off  >:(


and i stunk like sex for a week...like i'd be driving daaays after and all of a sudden i'd smell my hands and they'd smell like sex to me...



never ever ever ever again  >:(

That is so stupid --- she was probably just a dirty skank!!  Has nothing to do with female bodybuilders idiot!!!  Probably the best sex you have and ever will have!!  That was such a dumbass thing to say!!
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2006, 02:00:50 PM »
Quote from: Forbidden on December 12, 2006, 01:52:29 PM
That is so stupid --- she was probably just a dirty skank!!  Has nothing to do with female bodybuilders idiot!!!  Probably the best sex you have and ever will have!! 


yanno..i ws kinda going for funny there... :-\


buut..

ouch...
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2006, 02:06:15 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on December 12, 2006, 02:00:50 PM

yanno..i ws kinda going for funny there... :-\


buut..

ouch...

Sorry dont see the humour in it whatsoever!!! Ouch!!!!
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2006, 02:08:29 PM »
Quote from: Forbidden on December 12, 2006, 02:06:15 PM
Sorry dont see the humour in it whatsoever!!! Ouch!!!!


but i said "peepee and fall off"

owell...swing n a miss.. :-\


in all honesty..i ws fucking great...but it ws a marathon session...
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2006, 02:35:48 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on December 12, 2006, 02:08:29 PM

but i said "peepee and fall off"

owell...swing n a miss.. :-\


in all honesty..i ws fucking great...but it ws a marathon session...

Well why not just say that instead of saying stuff about smells and this and that.  That is just disrespecful.  Now you are saying it was great, but originally you said you would never do it again??
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2006, 03:02:52 PM »
Quote from: Forbidden on December 12, 2006, 02:35:48 PM
Well why not just say that instead of saying stuff about smells and this and that.  That is just disrespecful.  Now you are saying it was great, but originally you said you would never do it again??


it ws a joke ..a joke a joke a joke.....and yeah i did smell funky after..and so did she...but it ws great...but i DO remember thinking " never again" on the drive back home..

woman wore me out..by friggin balls hurt..
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2006, 04:04:01 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on December 12, 2006, 03:02:52 PM

it ws a joke ..a joke a joke a joke.....and yeah i did smell funky after..and so did she...but it ws great...but i DO remember thinking " never again" on the drive back home..

woman wore me out..by friggin balls hurt..

Ok! I will leave it at that then.....see this is the problem with these forums it is hard to tell if someone is joking or not...BTW I didnt mean to yell at you Shhhhhh
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2006, 04:18:22 PM »
Quote from: Forbidden on December 12, 2006, 04:04:01 PM
Ok! I will leave it at that then.....see this is the problem with these forums it is hard to tell if someone is joking or not...BTW I didnt mean to yell at you Shhhhhh


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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2006, 04:21:01 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on December 12, 2006, 04:18:22 PM

boobies make everything better...

<nudge wink>


...i just cant help myself :-[

You are a sick one --- but you sound kinda funny so I think I will keep talking to you  ;D
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2006, 04:37:07 PM »
Quote from: Forbidden on December 12, 2006, 04:21:01 PM
You are a sick one ---

i'm kinda flattered... ;D
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2006, 05:12:46 PM »
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2006, 06:20:38 AM »
Quote from: Cheri Lane on December 11, 2006, 06:58:55 PM
He posted the same question in the sex forum.  I think he's looking to hook up with a woman bber.   ;)
Thats pretty tough to do since the people on this board are scattered all over north america  :)
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2006, 07:58:50 AM »
Quote from: Playboy on December 13, 2006, 06:20:38 AM
Thats pretty tough to do since the people on this board are scattered all over north america  The world :)
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2006, 07:10:09 PM »
Quote from: Forbidden on December 12, 2006, 05:12:46 PM
Ha ha (blushes)


women dont blush quite as often as they should....



its a good thing :)
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2006, 08:41:04 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on December 13, 2006, 07:10:09 PM

women dont blush quite as often as they should....



its a good thing :)

Oh ok --- I was starting to think you were having a go??
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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2006, 09:44:22 PM »
Quote from: Forbidden on December 13, 2006, 08:41:04 PM
Oh ok --- I was starting to think you were having a go??

its not proper for a man to blush.....


...i am well aware of propriety ma'am..




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Re: I'm new and I have 2 questions :)
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2006, 10:28:12 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on December 13, 2006, 09:44:22 PM
its not proper for a man to blush.....


...i am well aware of propriety ma'am..




...even if i am cursed to do so...

Ha ha!!!
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