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Title: Chuck Norris is still badass
Post by: the trainer on April 11, 2014, 09:23:12 AM
74 years old and still going strong.

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Post by: spiro on April 11, 2014, 09:24:30 AM
Seems like a really good guy
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Post by: oldtimer1 on April 11, 2014, 09:39:19 AM
He was the middle weight full contact karate champion back in the day.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 11, 2014, 09:51:40 AM
Chuck norris reached age 50 and decided he was going to stop aging
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Post by: tommywishbone on April 11, 2014, 09:52:43 AM
Chuck Norris is 127 years old.
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 11, 2014, 09:59:21 AM
Holy shit.  It's the guy from the Just For Men box.
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Post by: DanielPaul on April 11, 2014, 10:04:19 AM
He owns a ranch just outside the city I live in , my wife has seen him at her clinic a couple of times over the lat couple of years, the man does not live nor act like a celeb.
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 11, 2014, 10:12:50 AM
When I'm considering buying boots there's a part of me that asks whether Chuck Norris would approve.  Not attempting a Chuck Norris joke.  That's a true story. 
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Post by: Hulkotron on April 11, 2014, 10:19:12 AM
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Post by: Army of One on April 11, 2014, 10:21:37 AM
'The Hitman' is an underrated Norris movie

Trailer




Full Movie

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Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on April 11, 2014, 10:31:10 AM


Jesus Christ....the back shoulder hair on Chuck in this video is disgusting... :-X
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 11, 2014, 10:34:05 AM
Jesus Christ....the back shoulder hair on Chuck in this video is disgusting... :-X

The joint cracking sound effects made it all worth while.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 11, 2014, 11:42:46 AM
Jesus Christ....the back shoulder hair on Chuck in this video is disgusting... :-X

That was shot during an era where the measure of manliness for movie heros was not big muscles, but rather how much body hair.
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Post by: Parker on April 11, 2014, 11:45:11 AM
You know that he had a toy line back in the 80s? It didn't sell well.
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Post by: bradistani on April 11, 2014, 11:53:32 AM
love chuck.. easy to tell that he's a legit good guy. not a bad bone in his body.
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Post by: oldtimer1 on April 11, 2014, 02:29:48 PM
Chuck looks really awkward play fighting with Bruce in that movie.  He didn't fight like that in the ring. 
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Post by: The Scott on April 11, 2014, 04:22:40 PM
love chuck.. easy to tell that he's a legit good guy. not a bad bone in his body.

Yup.  Seems like a great guy because by all accounts he is.

And...If by some incredible space-time paradox Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris facts are so freakin' cool.
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Post by: wolfrittner on April 11, 2014, 04:28:58 PM
If Chuck Norris would have been in Jaws, it would have been a 10 min Documentary about Sushi!
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Post by: da_vinci on April 11, 2014, 04:39:26 PM
A true legend. His agility at that age is amazing.
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Post by: The Ugly on April 11, 2014, 04:41:46 PM
Yup.  Seems like a great guy because by all accounts he is.

And...If by some incredible space-time paradox Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris facts are so freakin' cool.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin. That he built.
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Post by: wolfrittner on April 11, 2014, 05:45:02 PM
Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas! :o
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Post by: Montague on April 11, 2014, 05:50:27 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Chuck+Norris+House.+HollywoodLeek.com_8ff7c1_3859404.jpg)
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Post by: oldtimer1 on April 11, 2014, 05:59:44 PM
The boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep.
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Post by: Montague on April 11, 2014, 06:01:18 PM
(http://memecreator.eu/media/created/p3ahr9.jpg)
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Post by: TrueGrit on April 11, 2014, 06:08:49 PM
Even his punchbag looks scared of him.
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Post by: muscleman-2013 on April 11, 2014, 08:50:57 PM
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Post by: Fortress on April 11, 2014, 10:32:01 PM
Really like ol' Chuck. As others say, he seems like a totally likeable fellow. A dude you'd like to hang with.

Can't say I'm a fan of his wig, mind you.  ;D
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Post by: Melkor on April 12, 2014, 05:26:19 AM
Guy is a scumbag for what he did to this kid (0:45 seconds in):

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Post by: Natural Man on April 12, 2014, 05:31:50 AM
he sold some inefective bullshit fitness machines on tv if i remember correctly...
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Post by: Alucard on April 12, 2014, 06:34:58 AM
Action movies legend, still going strong... Light contact karate champion, proficent in bjj and other few things, probably the only legit "fighter" during the 70s, 80s and 90s in martial arts movies/tv series...
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Post by: TrueGrit on April 12, 2014, 06:41:06 AM
he sold some inefective bullshit fitness machines on tv if i remember correctly...

They weren't bullshit.  They just slackened off and didn't work properly when Chuck wasn't using them.
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Post by: wes on April 12, 2014, 07:33:17 AM
If you like the old badly dubbed kung fu flicks like I do,get a copy of an early Norris flick called "Slaughter In San Francisco"........a laugh riot.

Thank me later.
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Post by: anabolichalo on April 12, 2014, 07:35:21 AM
wes do you like current "bad martial arts" movies?


I think they are spectacular

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Post by: da_vinci on April 12, 2014, 07:37:56 AM
If you like the old badly dubbed kung fu flicks like I do,get a copy of an early Norris flick called "Slaughter In San Francisco"........a laugh riot.

Thank me later.

I prefer an old-school porn where pussies were still unshaved.
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Post by: wes on April 12, 2014, 08:00:00 AM
wes do you like current "bad martial arts" movies?


I think they are spectacular


Haven`t really watched too many of them........I hate the ones where the people fly around........some are funnier than hell though.
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Post by: anabolichalo on April 12, 2014, 08:01:10 AM
Haven`t really watched too many of them........I hate the ones where the people fly around........some are funnier than hell though.
you should watch this clip

it's a wing chun practitioners wet dream bahahahahaha
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Post by: wes on April 12, 2014, 08:02:07 AM
I prefer an old-school porn where pussies were still unshaved.
Hairy or landing strip ....it`s all good.
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Post by: anabolichalo on April 12, 2014, 08:03:01 AM
best knife fight i have ever seen ;D


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Post by: wes on April 12, 2014, 08:08:59 AM
you should watch this clip

it's a wing chun practitioners wet dream bahahahahaha
I watched a few minutes.....good stuff.

best knife fight i have ever seen ;D



That was cool,I`m going to buy this flick as long as I can get the dubbed in English version which should be no problem.
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Post by: Natural Man on April 12, 2014, 08:10:23 AM
wes do you like current "bad martial arts" movies?


I think they are spectacular


thats so retarded how can you watch that crap and not laugh.

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Post by: anabolichalo on April 12, 2014, 08:12:01 AM
thats so retarded how can you watch that crap and not laugh.


that's the point, it's made for entertainment


here is DJ181 fantasy

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Post by: Mrdibbs on April 12, 2014, 08:12:20 AM
That dude ages well.
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Post by: wes on April 12, 2014, 08:13:25 AM
thats so retarded how can you watch that crap and not laugh.


I do laugh.  :D
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Post by: anabolichalo on April 12, 2014, 08:25:34 AM
bahahah this is one of the greatest scenes

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Post by: bradistani on April 12, 2014, 08:30:38 AM
thats so retarded how can you watch that crap and not laugh.



'laugh' ??? i marvel at the spectacular choreography of the artistic and stunning fight scenes.
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Post by: wes on April 12, 2014, 08:32:16 AM
bahahah this is one of the greatest scenes


I own a copy of this one.
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Post by: Alucard on April 12, 2014, 08:45:37 AM
74 years old and still going strong.


Love the comments, as if Van Damme, Bruce Lee and Steven Seagal were/are real badass fighters, and Norris only an actor, lol... Between all of them Norris is the only one that had at least documented fights, against legit opponents, even if it was only light contact... The others are just movie frauds...
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 12, 2014, 09:59:25 AM
best knife fight i have ever seen ;D


In all seriousness, if you're ever stupid enough to be in a knife fight you don't wave it around in front of you like you're in West Side Story so the other guy can grab your knife arm and then stab you.  The first real strike is never the knife.
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Post by: anabolichalo on April 12, 2014, 10:11:05 AM

In all seriousness, if you're ever stupid enough to be in a knife fight you don't wave it around in front of you like you're in West Side Story so the other guy can grab your knife arm and then stab you.  The first real strike is never the knife.
fear not, i have studied youtube videos of the most lethal knife fighting art in the world


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Post by: anabolichalo on April 12, 2014, 10:19:39 AM
fat guy breaks handcuffs without any problems

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Post by: oldtimer1 on April 12, 2014, 11:00:10 AM
Love the comments, as if Van Damme, Bruce Lee and Steven Seagal were/are real badass fighters, and Norris only an actor, lol... Between all of them Norris is the only one that had at least documented fights, against legit opponents, even if it was only light contact... The others are just movie frauds...

It wasn't point karate. It was full contact karate. Kind of like kick boxing or Muay Thai.  He was the middle weight full contact champ. He might have competed at one point in point karate at some time too. I believe the guy who replaced him as the middle weight champ was super foot Bill Wallace who had a lot of knock outs with kicks to the head.
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Post by: WalterWhite on April 12, 2014, 11:05:06 AM
I'm amazed he never ditched the hair.
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Post by: oldtimer1 on April 12, 2014, 11:06:36 AM
What type of animal is on his head in that picture?
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Post by: The Ugly on April 12, 2014, 11:19:42 AM
It wasn't point karate. It was full contact karate. Kind of like kick boxing or Muay Thai.  He was the middle weight full contact champ. He might have competed at one point in point karate at some time too. I believe the guy who replaced him as the middle weight champ was super foot Bill Wallace who had a lot of knock outs with kicks to the head.

Chuck did both. I remember Wallace well, incredible left leg. I actually got his autograph at a tournament in Beverly Hills. He spelled it "Wallas," which baffled the hell outta me. Still have it. Wonder if he was just fucking with me.

Anyone remember an old tournament champ named Frank Smith?
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Post by: Schnauzer on April 12, 2014, 11:25:07 AM
Chuck shops at Morrie's Wig Shop, (215) 555-HAIR

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Post by: Tapeworm on April 12, 2014, 11:28:50 AM
I try not to cling to myself.  It's exciting not knowing what I'll become.