Hahahaha! Onlyme is so fat that when the tailor asked him for his waist size, he replied "Equator"!
Onlyme is so fat you have to take three busses and a train to get on his good side.
Keith is so fat, he sat in a monster truck and made it a lowrider.
Jeez I was expecting something really funny. Get another up and hurry
But Keef, that is the rub. Those are you exact words pulled from posts. you don't see them as funny....but everybody else does.