Lmao. Solid advice though. It’s not smart being heavy into your 40s. The only upside are compliments from high schoolers and the occasional old lady arm grab
Unless you're the kind of guy that
1) likes people to feel uneasy around you and/or have strangers approach you randomly asking if you compete
2) likes to push old fellas to the ground, or
3) enjoy beating drunk women if they won't "GET OFF THE F*CKING PHONE!!!"