whip out some 100 dollar bills, that gets every woman wet.Treat her like she's a goddess from heaven (EDITED). That makes women fall for you to! Whatever you do...do NOT treat her like an equal or like she's a human being w/ any faults whatsover - EDITED. You do that and it's the EDITED OUT!
Treat her like she's a goddess from heaven (EDITED). That makes women fall for you to! Whatever you do...do NOT treat her like an equal or like she's a human being w/ any faults whatsover - EDITED. You do that and it's the EDITED OUT!Hahahahahaha! 'Fun With Editing!'
Good luck.
Hahahahahaha! 'Fun With Editing!'
Well I am a short, ugly, shy guy with very low self esteem. I usually get nervous and freeze around girls I'm attracted to. I know I need to do something about it and ask a girl out or I will be alone forever. So how should I ask a girl out? I don't want to appear like a player or a pervert or a sleaze either because I'm not.
epic deletion of the truth.
I knew a dude in College we called Tommy Boy, because he looked like Chris Farley. He would asked almost every girl out, with no shame. Now, keep in mind I went to a Historically Black University, so a ugly fat white guy asking out females that even seasoned dudes were wary of approaching....
He didn't care about losing face, even though he never got a date.
That taught me something...
Learn from that, you just can't care sometimes.
Just go to her and whip out your schlong....Works for me.... ;D
I've never tried that approach. I'd worry about looking too needy.
Just go to her and whip out your schlong....Works for me.... ;D
A woman at work has a friend and a dude was hounding her. He is 21 she is 40. They got on the elevator and he did that. Wasn't even cool. But after 3 more persistent weeks, she broke down.
She calls him Bam, Bam now. Only because he thinks that hitting hard means that he is doing something...he ain't, no more booty calls for him.
Na women appreciate that kind of Confidence and Honesty....Turns them on....
Concentrate on your education and then go to medical school. After residency it won't matter what you look like or how bad your personality is.
WTF...Someone actually did that...The cojones on that guy....
Well I am a short, ugly, shy guy with very low self esteem. I usually get nervous and freeze around girls I'm attracted to. I know I need to do something about it and ask a girl out or I will be alone forever. So how should I ask a girl out? I don't want to appear like a player or a pervert or a sleaze either because I'm not.??? Just ask....its better to be straight forward and honest. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. If you get rejected just move on. You'll find the right girl eventually. Just be yourself.
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DeeeeeeeeeeeDeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee?
Just let's help them young boys out and you and I had better stop flirting too? I've never had sex with a woman, what's wrong with me?
xLinda
Well I am a short, ugly, shy guy with very low self esteem. I usually get nervous and freeze around girls I'm attracted to. I know I need to do something about it and ask a girl out or I will be alone forever. So how should I ask a girl out? I don't want to appear like a player or a pervert or a sleaze either because I'm not.
Darlin', that's my theory about the survival of the fittest.
Nice story.
I guess he was the boss
and since she was only 21, she'll learn
xLinda
ps: boy who started this thread, just tell her she's beautiful, she'll love that.
Take it from there...
Low self esteem. As long as you suffer from that you ain't going anywhere. You must love yourself first. Think only good about yourself. You're as short and ugly as you think you are. Stop that!
You have to take the first step...
Well I am a short, ugly, shy guy with very low self esteem. I usually get nervous and freeze around girls I'm attracted to. I know I need to do something about it and ask a girl out or I will be alone forever. So how should I ask a girl out? I don't want to appear like a player or a pervert or a sleaze either because I'm not.r you rich?
Lol... somebody messed with my post. No worries about us flirting... ;)
Why do I suspect the mischievious little prankster Mikey Arvilla has struck again? ;D
Practice TRYING to get EVERY woman you get a chance to respond to some casual thing. Waiting in line?
OH - Britney's photos on the mag covers have been a comedy while you wait to CHECK OUT anywhere.
If you cant get some girl/ woman 18-40s to crack up about Baldy, you are hopeless.
Any stupid little thing. No negativity allowed. Smile, don't take yourself seriously.
And if your loaded ($z) - don't try to use it to sell yourself- turnoff. Let her figure it out casually. Thats hot.
I disagree about immediately Fawning all over Extra Hot Gals. Its a turn off. It is failure. They are on guard to that. No different than calling a cop "sir". You just put youself in submission.
Better off if you don't even notice looks (and if you've got enough in your life- You Wont!)
They want someone to make 'em laugh and play around with & feel secure. Listen like your scoring a
$1,000,000 contract (you may be and not even know it yet)!
Short height is often a bit of a dissadvantage (USA) I'm afraid. But I know a Laddie Killer Bud who is short. Funny and CONFIDENT.
Chicks dig him. Hell walk up just start talking looking right in their eyes and get them to laugh.
Hang around this kind and watch. Worth pickN up the tab for the lessons.
This money power bit is way overblown. I love it when I see covergirl material with 300lbs of lard, or a
very confident young guy in a wheel chair. No BS there.
I was once very attracted to a very funny, witty, confident, outgoing guy, ...who happened to be loaded.
The funny thing is, I never realized he was short, ...until he pointed it out to me. I started to notice how obsessed he was with his height. It became a total turn-OFF because he was so insecure about his height.
Trab, ...are you absolutely suuuuuuuure you're a guy? You seem to have such a good handle on women. :)
I just ask them directly... "Hey, you want to have dinner sometime?"
If you want to be more subtle... change it to lunch or coffee... That's pretty much all you have to do... if they say, "No", then they are not interested.
That's how it goes.
Sometimes just talking like your not trying to get with her works.
One time, a woman was just waiting at the counter and I passed by, I started talking to her and she left. She calls back and says, "There was a gorgeous woman in front of you." Next thing I know she is asking me out to dinner!
Another time I was tired as hell from a nite of tom-cattin', and went into the breakroom. there was this hot ass blonde cleaning the microwave (She was doing this as community service). Evertime she bent over I saw thong and ass. So I started talking to her for 5 minutes (sleepy as hell)
Turns out she is married with a child and has a heroin habit :-X :-X
So be careful who you rappin' to.
This is true... often times just being kind of "normal" gets their attention the most... once they kind of like you as a person, asking them out to dinner or whatever becomes MUCH easier.
Now if only I could remember this, because sometimes I do get the dry mouth and don't know how to approach...
Tell you a couple of true stories... take them for what you will.
Went to a strip club... was talking to one of the dancers... just running my mouth... A couple of weeks later, I saw her at a local convenience store... She totally remembered me, and gave me her number... we talked here and there and bam... it just clicked... There was no trying on my part... just being a normal dude.
Another time, this girl I was seeing would see me... then blow me off, then see me, then blow me off... one time I asked her if she wanted to do something... I wanted to go watch wrestling... she said, "I don't wanna do that." I turned and looked at my bud who was there and said, "Yo dude, you wanna go?"
She looked at me and said, "No No No... I'll go... I'll go."
Sometimes, you just gotta act like they are not special... They are just people, who happen to have been born with a different chromosome pair than you... that's all.
Jag, why are you talking about me, sheesh.
Since when did you become a 5'6", 50something, ex-jeweler from Boston? ;)
its caled saying what they wanna hear..
yeesh..
ya fell for it..
note to self..i'll sell out from today and say exactly what women wanna hear all the time peppered with semi machismo to make me seem of independent though and alpha malenishness...wait..jim s got that covered! ;D
The only thing she can do is say yes or no.If you don't ask...you are not going on a date with her. If she says no...you are not going on a date wth her....so what have you got to lose...NOTHING!! ....unless of coarse she busts out laughing in your face :-\ That would be humiliating.
One time, a woman was just waiting at the counter and I passed by, I started talking to her and she left. She calls back and says, "There was a gorgeous woman in front of you." Next thing I know she is asking me out to dinner!
So by magic she got your number? ??? ::)
So by magic she got your number? ??? ::)
Buy a hooker, they're cheaper than regular women.A good escort....not one of them street Hookers right?
A good escort....
Finding a girl is pretty easy.
The two best methods known to man are:
1. Stop looking or decide to intentionally date no one. Women are very perceptive, a man not trying to get laid disturbs nature's delicate balance.
2. Get a girlfriend. Women will come out of the woodwork. Most alone guys send off a real desperate, loser vibe that women can sense. Once you've been getting laid a bit and are relaxed/confident, the person women want to meet can come out. It's usually feast of famine. Not sure if someone who already taken is more attractive because of the challenge or because they're already trained. :)
Another thing... don't be too eager. Best example is sex, taking your time will always give a better result.
Well I am a short, ugly, shy guy with very low self esteem. I usually get nervous and freeze around girls I'm attracted to. I know I need to do something about it and ask a girl out or I will be alone forever. So how should I ask a girl out? I don't want to appear like a player or a pervert or a sleaze either because I'm not.
Well I have been away for a while. So I lost some weight, gained some muscle, got a good job where I met my girlfriend.
So life has been good, and weirdly when life is good I spend less or no time on these forums.