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Amerian Muscle

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why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« on: April 21, 2024, 02:49:56 AM »
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Amerian Muscle

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2024, 03:37:07 AM »
Nevermind I figured it out. Its because cock is not a muscle.
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Sissysquats

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2024, 04:35:27 AM »
Quote from: Amerian Muscle on April 21, 2024, 03:37:07 AM
Nevermind I figured it out. Its because cock is not a muscle.

  Correct, it’s part of the nervous system
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2024, 05:24:59 AM »
Performance enhancing thongs will make a comeback -

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2024, 06:59:49 AM »
Who told you they weren’t
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The Scott

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2024, 08:48:28 AM »
I am guess that many bodybuilders are incapable of getting an erection due to the (as bhanky would say) "cornucopia of bio-identical aids" they are on.  Therefor they're judge on how much the judges want to boo-foo 'em.  "Boo-Fooability"? 
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Rambone

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2024, 08:58:19 AM »
Gayer than the Goodrum pulled groin thread….
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2024, 09:01:24 AM »
Quote from: BB on April 21, 2024, 05:24:59 AM
Performance enhancing thongs will make a comeback -

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Rambone

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2024, 09:06:09 AM »


And another satisfied customer….
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2024, 09:40:46 AM »
Mark dugdale’s placings would change dramatically
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2024, 10:47:56 AM »
Levrone would now and forever be Mr.Olympia.
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2024, 11:19:12 AM »
Quote from: Rambone on April 21, 2024, 09:06:09 AM


And another satisfied customer….
American muscle and Roy…
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ziballz

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2024, 04:17:34 PM »
They should give the competitors boner pills so they can take off their thongs at the end of the show and let the judges decide whos got the girthiest and most striated package of all

Could even have one for the women where the puffiest labia, biggest clit and longest piss flaps wins

No homo ofc

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Skeletor

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2024, 04:22:45 PM »
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Rambone

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2024, 04:29:41 PM »
Quote from: Skeletor on April 21, 2024, 04:22:45 PM


That’s just Jean-Steven “Go4It” Van-Blechman
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2024, 04:37:56 PM »
Quote from: Bevo on April 21, 2024, 09:40:46 AM
Mark dugdale’s placings would change dramatically

i new this thread would be a Bevo honey pot
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Royalty

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2024, 04:43:13 PM »
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Chadwick The Beta

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2024, 05:49:42 PM »
Because they're catchers not pitchers.
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2024, 08:07:23 PM »
Quote from: mphgrove on April 21, 2024, 06:59:49 AM
Who told you they weren’t
Yep. A big part of pre, pre judging process…
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beakdoctor

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2024, 08:27:45 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 21, 2024, 04:43:13 PM
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Your penis recall ability is strong AF.

Too bad your non-retard ability is in the shitter.
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rick doot

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2024, 09:22:56 PM »
Peter puffer
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Rusty Trombone

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2024, 09:32:34 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on April 21, 2024, 04:29:41 PM
That’s just Jean-Steven “Go4It” Van-Blechman

Haha I seriously thought that was Van Damme
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Skeletor

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2024, 10:50:25 PM »
Quote from: Rusty Trombone on April 21, 2024, 09:32:34 PM
Haha I seriously thought that was Van Damme

Jean-Steve Blech Man.
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2024, 01:36:09 AM »
Quote from: ziballz on April 21, 2024, 04:17:34 PM
They should give the competitors boner pills so they can take off their thongs at the end of the show and let the judges decide whos got the girthiest and most striated package of all

Could even have one for the women where the puffiest labia, biggest clit and longest piss flaps wins

No homo ofc

I believe they already take them for themselves.
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Royalty

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2024, 04:15:26 AM »
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