How many mph does Michael Phelps swim?

[240 is Back]

I know this is probably a really stupid question.

[chaos]

Yes it is.

[monstercalves]

I know this is probably a really stupid question.

my guess = 4mph

[monstercalves]

my guess = 4mph

infact it must be more.... surely no more than 6 mph

[m8]

They all go much slower than the dudes that usually walk next to the pool.

[calmus]

They all go much slower than the dudes that usually walk next to the pool.

how's laure manaudou?

[El_Pajero]

micheal phelps is the new alpha male and new getbig hero/role model

[tommywishbone]

micheal phelps is the new alpha male and new getbig hero/role model

Timothy McVeigh is a better role model.

[triple_pickle]

200m butterfly in 1:52:03 = 6.3 km/h which is around 3.9 miles/h

[240 is Back]

Timothy McVeigh is a better role model.

weird piece of information:

two of the witnesses who saw Mcveigh executed told msnbc's dan abrams that he was still breathing after they supposedly injected him and declared him dead.

Additionally, mcveigh was videotaped in a documentary with a special ops Army explosives unit, over a year after he was officially discharged by army records.

These aren't conspiracy theories, these are facts.

[The True Adonis]

Humans are some of the slowest animals when it comes to swimming.  Almost the worst in nature.

[tweeter]

Humans are some of the slowest animals when it comes to swimming.  Almost the worst in nature.

Indeed. Phelps would stand no chance if they let this guy compete.

[calmus]

Indeed. Phelps would stand no chance if they let this guy compete.

That guy looks smarter than phelps too.

[240 is Back]

Bob costas was interviewing an old olympic vet.

he said 1/2 of the chinese girls are too young to compete, but the govt serves them up fake IDs.

I wonder if that'll lead to some flak.

[Knives]

Humans are some of the slowest animals when it comes to swimming.  Almost the worst in nature.

good thing humans invented boats and submarines!

[triple_pickle]

Bob costas was interviewing an old olympic vet.

he said 1/2 of the chinese girls are too young to compete, but the govt serves them up fake IDs.

I wonder if that'll lead to some flak.

there is no fuccking way that tiny girl on the chinese gymnastics team is 16, she looks no older than 11-12

[240 is Back]

there is no fuccking way that tiny girl on the chinese gymnastics team is 16, she looks no older than 11-12

yeah, i taught 5th grade, that's the exact age/size.  11 years old, IMO.

Howie, how old is she?

[calmus]

I heard that the Chinese "gymists" aren't real. they're actually holograms.

[triple_pickle]

Howie, how old is she?

way too old

[tweeter]

The US gymnast that messed up, Alicia Sacramone, is really hot (she is 20 by the way).

[monstercalves]

I heard that the Chinese "gymists" aren't real. they're actually holograms.

trying to be funny..... but might not be far from the troooooth

could they be clones which are designed to age quickley to a certain age and then slow down

[JOCKTHEGLIDE]

Indeed. Phelps would stand no chance if they let this guy compete.

he was banned for STEROID USE!!!

[monstercalves]

he was banned for STEROID USE!!!

u seem like a comedian..... i will have to keep my eye on u.....   

[Cardfan]

Bob costas was interviewing an old olympic vet.

he said 1/2 of the chinese girls are too young to compete, but the govt serves them up fake IDs.

I wonder if that'll lead to some flak.

Good question. I saw that too. Considering that it was on NBC, which is owned by GE, who have very substantial investments in China's new economy; I doubt it ever comes up again. At least not on that network. Bet we won't be seeing that old olympic vet again.

[The True Adonis]

yeah, i taught 5th grade, that's the exact age/size.  11 years old, IMO.

Howie, how old is she?

ROFLMAO funniest post I`ve read all year!