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so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« on: December 02, 2008, 03:48:59 PM »
todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! :) so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha :( so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... :) (southerner accent) hahaha

just wanted to share that with you guys

and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! :) i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center... :)

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 03:52:19 PM »
another wonderful lie
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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2008, 03:54:23 PM »
another wonderful lie

he??? nada q ver, en serio paso! jajaja lo peor fue que me acerque a las chicas y me gritaron maricon! jajaja

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 03:56:50 PM »
he??? nada q ver, en serio paso! jajaja lo peor fue que me acerque a las chicas y me gritaron maricon! jajaja

epic continuation of the most brutal lie ever told here
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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2008, 03:57:41 PM »
epic continuation of the most brutal lie ever told here

man, que paso?? jajaja EN SERIO PASO! jaja pence q se ivana cagar de risa aca al escuchar lo que me paso! pero man, si crees q es mentira bueno man...

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2008, 04:00:53 PM »
man, que paso?? jajaja EN SERIO PASO! jaja pence q se ivana cagar de risa aca al escuchar lo que me paso! pero man, si crees q es mentira bueno man...

The Lie - Part 3 - Its not over til its over  :(
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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2008, 04:02:09 PM »
???? ok man jajaja, para mi q me estas jodiendo, y yo no la cache.. jajaja ta bien!

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2008, 04:02:45 PM »
???? ok man jajaja, para mi q me estas jodiendo, y yo no la cache.. jajaja ta bien!

This is not part of the lie, are you going to continue or is it over?
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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2008, 04:05:32 PM »
This is not part of the lie, are you going to continue or is it over?

 :'( :'( :'( :'(

man, no es mentira... jajaja

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2008, 04:08:01 PM »
:'( :'( :'( :'(

man, no es mentira... jajaja

spic language wont help you here, please stop lies  >:(
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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2008, 04:09:55 PM »
spic language wont help you here, please stop lies  >:(

jajaja, man en serio fue, solo queria que la gente se cague de risa por lo que me dijeron las minas! jajaja pero te sale bien bajar la caña... para mi que vas a seguir por un bueeen rato, y despues todo bien, pero es la verdad man... jajaja

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2008, 04:11:55 PM »
jajaja, man en serio fue, solo queria que la gente se cague de risa por lo que me dijeron las minas! jajaja pero te sale bien bajar la caña... para mi que vas a seguir por un bueeen rato, y despues todo bien, pero es la verdad man... jajaja

God save the youth of uruguay and the uncountable lies being told here
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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2008, 04:13:03 PM »
thats why you shouldn't own an iphone queerboy

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2008, 04:13:55 PM »
God save the youth of uruguay and the uncountable lies being told here

paraguay... hahaha uruguay es una mierda, hace muuucho frio jajaja y punta es un cubo de hielo... no pega...

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2008, 04:14:40 PM »
paraguay... hahaha uruguay es una mierda, hace muuucho frio jajaja y punta es un cubo de hielo... no pega...

god save the queers of paraguay and the uncountable lies
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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2008, 04:15:24 PM »
god save the queers of paraguay and the uncountable lies

jajaja  ;D ;D no soy puto! jajaja

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2008, 04:15:42 PM »
The Blackberry Storm is a much cooler/capable device than the iphone
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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2008, 04:16:46 PM »
The Blackberry Storm is a much cooler/capable device than the iphone

i was one before buying the iphone, but i think that the internet and the zooming and cool shit in the ipod kills most phones... i also have the n 95 and its pretty good too

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2008, 04:17:03 PM »
The Blackberry Storm is a much cooler/capable device than the iphone

iphone is for homosexuals :)
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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2008, 04:17:45 PM »
iphone is for homosexuals :)

tengo un n95 tambien! jajaja viste, im not a queer! jhaha

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2008, 04:18:29 PM »
tengo un n95 tambien! jajaja viste, im not a queer! jhaha

im sure you do..stop lies please  >:(
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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2008, 04:18:36 PM »
wow, your english is very poor

i was one before buying the iphone, but i think that the internet and the zooming and cool shit in the ipod kills most phones... i also have the n 95 and its pretty good too

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2008, 04:19:47 PM »
wow, your english is very poor


its pretty poor, i just dont practice it anymore... in highschool i it was all english, but then i graduated... hahaha

benz I DO HAVE AN N 95 hahaha

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2008, 04:20:46 PM »
its pretty poor, i just dont practice it anymore... in highschool i it was all english, but then i graduated... hahaha

benz I DO HAVE AN N 95 hahaha

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Re: so i got my iphone stolen...shit
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2008, 04:21:38 PM »
lies goes on

la putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha ok i dont even have an internet conection! i dont know how the fuck i can be posting right now! ;D ;D ;D better benzo??? hahaha