so i got my iphone stolen...shit

[benz]

la putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha man, hoy te las agarraste conmigo no???

guys be aware with this guy, he's constantly lying in a language called "spic" which is used by MONKEYS.

[alejandro_torres]

guys be aware with this guy, he's constantly lying in a language called "spic" which is used by MONKEYS.

haha same lang you speak bezou hahaha

I wanted to be respectful.  I don't know you well enough to refer to you using "tu".

ahh i thought you anly knew that... seems like you know spanish

[benz]

this guy "alejandro"_torres tried to lie to getbig, lets not forget

[Canadian_Muscle]

That's why you need to go jogging with a tapout shirt on  

[alejandro_torres]

this guy "alejandro"_torres tried to lie to getbig, lets not forget

whats my real name then? hahaha

[benz]

whats my real name then? hahaha

you are becoming the biggest liar here mr "torres"

[alejandro_torres]

That's why you need to go jogging with a tapout shirt on  

 

[alejandro_torres]

you are becoming the biggest liar here mr "torres"

shit... benz! i dindt make any of your momma jokes!

[benz]

shit... benz! i dindt make any of your momma jokes!

lie detected - please stop

[Camel Jockey]

The Blackberry Storm is a much cooler/capable device than the iphone

haha okay..

The storm takes like 2-3 seconds to adjust its screen when you switch from the vertical position to horizontal. It also doesn't even have wifi. It's a piece of shit.

IPhone is a fag phone but I wont deny that it works pretty damn well.

[Cavalier22]

i dont believe this guy is actually from paraguay, to begin with

[Camel Jockey]

btw, did you also have you 15 grand worth M6 stolen?  

[kimura]

ok - i have a buddy that works for claro paraguay; just called him.  He said that tracing an iPhone for some bike riding vago would never happen.  He said that claro does not have the resources to handle the huge number of phones that are ripped off each day.

 

[Camel Jockey]

ok - i have a buddy that works for claro paraguay; just called him.  He said that tracing an iPhone for some bike riding vago would never happen.  He said that claro does not have the resources to handle the huge number of phones that are ripped off each day.

 

What a shitty country 

[kimura]

What a shitty country 

Unfortunately it's the 2nd poorest country in South America.

[benz]

Unfortunately it's the 2nd poorest country in South America.

Fortunately, they will stay as such

[TrueGrit]

Unfortunately it's the 2nd poorest country in South America.

Only because Alejandro has all the money.

[J Grey]

Only because Alejandro has all the money.

is that a dude doing a squat on a ball in your picture? 

[grab an umbrella]

you realize if you had more muscle, they could have tried to stab you in the chest and you could have flexed and the blade would have shattered...

[J Grey]

you realize if you had more muscle, they could have tried to stab you in the chest and you could have flexed and the blade would have shattered...

I have tried that, it doesn't work 

[grab an umbrella]

I said muscle not fat, blades tend to cut right through fat...

[jesusbod]

todya went out jogging and i was having the time of my life, listening to T.I. latest album.. jogging, you know, its summer down here, you gotta get fit! so i was jogging jogging bla bla bla... i had 3 chick in front of me, the 3 of them were fucking hot! so i had a nice view... then all of a sudden 2 bikes stop infront of them, 4 guys come of the bikes and show them their knives... i thought to myself shit!...hahaha... then thought to myself... im 2 meters away... SHIIT.. hahaha so they took all of the shit from them, and two of the guys approached me and i just handed over my iphone, since it was ovious i had one(i was listening to it) afte rthat they left in their bikes... the 3 girls were actually crying! so i approached them and all of them called me a pussy!!! hahaha so i took my other cellphone out and called my bro, so he would pick me up from where i was... my lil bro came and i left them bitches there... (southerner accent) hahaha

just wanted to share that with you guys


If you didn't take any pics of the 3 chicks, it didn't happen.

and somehow the cellphone company tracked the fucking iphone and gave it back to me! i dont know how the fuck they did that, but the same night i got a call from the company to my house telling me that i could go pick up my iphone from their center...

[TrueGrit]

is that a dude doing a squat on a ball in your picture? 

 Best mass building/ hormone releasing exercise known to man

[J Grey]

Best mass building/ hormone releasing exercise known to man

what the flying grapefruit?

why in the name of cut up apples? 

[roastbeef1]

cant be real