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Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« on: December 02, 2008, 03:50:05 PM »
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 04:05:21 PM »
My sister was about 16 and was at her friends party...was told under no circumstances not to drink.

Anyway so later on my dad went and picked her up. She got out of car and went to open door when she was drunk as he put car away in garage hoping he would not realise.

The retard was trying to open the front door with a 50p piece LOL
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2008, 04:07:33 PM »
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 04:07:45 PM »
Quote from: Goudy on December 02, 2008, 04:05:21 PM
My sister was about 16 and was at her friends party...was told under no circumstances not to drink.

Anyway so later on my dad went and picked her up. She got out of car and went to open door when she was drunk as he put car away in garage hoping he would not realise.

The retard was trying to open the front door with a 50p piece LOL
WITH A WHAT  ???
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2008, 04:07:54 PM »
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2008, 04:09:16 PM »
Quote from: Goudy on December 02, 2008, 04:05:21 PM
My sister was about 16 and was at her friends party...was told under no circumstances not to drink.

Anyway so later on my dad went and picked her up. She got out of car and went to open door when she was drunk as he put car away in garage hoping he would not realise.

The retard was trying to open the front door with a 50p piece LOL

Not a story for our transatlantic cousins lol 50p
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2008, 06:10:47 PM »
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2008, 07:10:56 PM »
"Will you marry me" 4 times ;D
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2008, 07:18:15 PM »
50p=50cents?
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2008, 07:21:19 PM »
anyone who seriously binge drinkers will answer yes to this question

(un?)fortunately, I can say yes many times over. 

one morning a few months ago i woke up with an empty can of spaghettios next to my bed.  i obviously ate it cold and on top of that ther ewas a trail of spilled spaghettios sauce leading from the kitchen, up the stairs, into my room. the weird thing is i dont even know wehre i got the can of spaghettios from, it wasnt in the house I must have bought it on my way home (however i got home)

haha wasted
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2008, 08:31:11 PM »
It's like a passage into manhood.  All phones should have a breathalyzer.
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2008, 08:48:48 PM »
Quote from: Sam Malone on December 02, 2008, 08:38:42 PM
Ive pee'ed (sp) in my freind drawer, on a nightstand, and gotten into bed with my boy and tried to cuddle. I in turn dot bow'd to the face and made to call a cab

What?
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2008, 08:54:53 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on December 02, 2008, 03:50:05 PM


Stop posting this redneck hick garbage... you fucking dipshits make me sick.
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2008, 09:06:29 PM »
Quote from: Sam Malone on December 02, 2008, 09:04:31 PM
Just telling of the days of yore. Didnt quite come out right bud. You've been drunk and done some dumb shit before im sure

You sounded drunk when you typed that sentence...
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2008, 09:07:05 PM »
Quote from: Alpine on December 02, 2008, 08:54:53 PM
Stop posting this redneck hick garbage... you fucking dipshits make me sick.
Yeah, everyone is drooling over your opinion, twinkletoes.

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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2008, 09:14:51 PM »
one time I went to my grandma's drunk and she was not feeling good, I asked her
" Granny how you feeling ? "
she said   " not very good."
I said  " do you need anything?"
she said   " I could use something warm on my stomach."

So I jumped up on the bed and shit on her stomach.
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2008, 09:16:16 PM »
Quote from: Karl Kox on December 02, 2008, 09:14:51 PM
one time I went to my grandma's drunk and she was not feeling good, I asked her
" Granny how you feeling ? "
she said   " not very good."
I said  " do you need anything?"
she said   " I could use something warm on my stomach."

So I jumped up on the bed and shit on her stomach.
Total bullshit "karl" at no point in time in this story did you mention "cracking one off". ::)
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2008, 09:38:09 PM »
Quote from: chaos on December 02, 2008, 09:16:16 PM
Total bullshit "karl" at no point in time in this story did you mention "cracking one off". ::)


ha ha ha then I cracked one off to my grandma's porn :)
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2008, 10:27:29 PM »
Quote from: Karl Kox on December 02, 2008, 09:38:09 PM

ha ha ha then I cracked one off to my grandma's porn :)
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2008, 12:25:15 PM »
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2008, 12:36:06 PM »
never been drunk ever
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2008, 12:39:11 PM »
Quote from: mesmorph78 on December 03, 2008, 12:36:06 PM
never been drunk ever
why not, your missing out
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2008, 12:40:52 PM »
"Hey babe your mom looked hot tonight"
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2008, 12:41:32 PM »
its nice to drink but get drunk is truly fucked up, when you dont have control anymore over your own self.
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Re: Ever come home drunk and do and say something stupid?
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2008, 12:44:00 PM »
Quote from: Mars on December 03, 2008, 12:41:32 PM
its nice to drink but get drunk is truly fucked up, when you dont have control anymore over your own self.
yes there is a fine line between getting nice and getting smashed, smashed is not nice , nice is cool and a good time.
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