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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #150 on: September 16, 2013, 05:11:49 PM »
Can you even run 400 yards wo passing out?

I could maybe knock out a 40yd dash. 

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #151 on: September 19, 2013, 07:30:46 AM »

Everyone but me is a noob.

Pipe down noob.
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #152 on: September 20, 2013, 06:21:56 AM »
Run is tomorrow :)

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #153 on: September 20, 2013, 08:00:24 AM »
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #154 on: September 20, 2013, 08:06:12 AM »
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #155 on: September 20, 2013, 09:25:17 AM »
I could maybe knock out a 40yd dash to get some melon and fried chicken. 

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #157 on: September 20, 2013, 10:43:44 AM »
Outside.

Go lift a tree or something.
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #158 on: September 21, 2013, 05:59:49 PM »

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #159 on: September 24, 2013, 07:53:26 AM »
Finished first out of everyone I ran with 8)


...then drank the rest of the day and night :)

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #160 on: September 24, 2013, 07:56:54 AM »
Finished first out of everyone I ran with 8)


...then drank the rest of the day and night :)
Good job what was the payout for first?

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #161 on: September 24, 2013, 07:58:33 AM »
Good job what was the payout for first?


No payout...only first in the group of friends and family that ran.

...I guess you could say the payout was beers and shots of Southern ;D

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #162 on: September 24, 2013, 09:23:49 AM »
Finished first out of everyone I ran with 8)


...then drank the rest of the day and night :)

where did you finish overall champ
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #163 on: September 24, 2013, 10:07:44 AM »

No payout...only first in the group of friends and family that ran.

...I guess you could say the payout was beers and shots of Southern ;D
Sounds good congrats.

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #164 on: September 24, 2013, 10:10:03 AM »
where did you finish overall champ


Don't know,i'll get an email in a few days with my time.
I'm sure not in top runners.they send out groups of people every half hour from 8am until 5pm.
all the weirdos that take it serious{ahem,cough,cough,soul cruncher}are the first in line in the first heat.


...I was passing people as I ran but got slowed down at a couple of obstacles.nothing like waiting to climb a wall but waiting cuz a fat chick that started a half hour before coudn't get her lard ass over.


plus I was a head of my friends so I slowed down a couple of times so they could get closer.


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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #165 on: September 24, 2013, 11:09:09 AM »
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #166 on: September 24, 2013, 12:15:32 PM »
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #167 on: September 24, 2013, 12:19:22 PM »
Warrior Dash is a good intro to OCR 

Its for chicks  - but its better than nothing. 

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #168 on: September 25, 2013, 07:13:57 AM »

No payout...only first in the group of friends and family that ran.




Clavin, when I got to the finish line you were already at the bar  :(

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #169 on: September 25, 2013, 08:38:27 AM »

Clavin, when I got to the finish line you were already at the bar  :(


I waited for you at the top of the hill after the wall climb but you took forever :-\

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #170 on: September 25, 2013, 10:33:18 AM »

I waited for you at the top of the hill after the wall climb but you took forever :-\

I got delayed consoling a young lady in a bulking phase. 

Apparently some scoundrel had berated her for taking to long getting over the wall :(

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #171 on: September 25, 2013, 12:35:43 PM »
I got delayed consoling a young lady in a bulking phase. 

Apparently some scoundrel had berated her for taking to long getting over the wall :(

Perhaps 3333 could use his patented "Oops thumb" up her fart box to help out?

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #172 on: September 26, 2013, 07:12:45 AM »
Perhaps 3333 could use his patented "Oops thumb" up her fart box to help out?

unfortunately 333 was indisposed due to wrestling fat accountants in a kids sand box

while some pt that had charged him 200 bucks for the honour shouted at him
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #173 on: September 26, 2013, 09:38:46 AM »
I got delayed consoling a young lady in a bulking phase. 

Apparently some scoundrel had berated her for taking to long getting over the wall :(


It was that or shove her fat ass over the wall...

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #174 on: September 26, 2013, 12:35:36 PM »
I got delayed consoling a young lady in a bulking phase. 

Apparently some scoundrel had berated her for taking to long getting over the wall :(

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