The best way is to take "her" out, on a boat and have some Beer, liquor and start fishing - Shark Fishing. Make sure you know where some good Lemon, Bull sharks are at and put some chum out there and in a few minutes you will feel the reel start to pull....Get up and start dancing and "Accidentally" knock her overboard, keep pushing her away but call the cops after about two minutes of the Sharks attacking her...She will either dround or die by blood loss but call the police and sound "freaked out." Try it in Hawaii or South Africa, Australia with some Whites!! Hawaii has some of the best Tiger Sharks that you can imagine!!
Almost right. As someone said previously, it depends on where you live.
Ideally, take the body out on your boat… Take the boat way out to sea where you know sharks gather. Throw chum in the water to attract the sharks and when enough have gathered, dismember the body and toss the parts overboad. Works every time.
