Just performed the classic FartChair-switcheroo

[Alex23]

it was pretty much unbearable... deeply incrusted in the fabric... the "guy" sitting at the end of table in the boardroom is up for a surprise tomorow...

I should get another aeron chair instead.. more permissive.

[tbombz]

hahaha hahaha ahaha haahh haha

[The Showstoppa]

hahaha, Alex, you should be sure to blame the stench on the new occupant, too.

[Sharma]

sometimes when I break wind I like to hang around and try to see people's disgusted and contorted facial expressions as they smell it. sometimes I actually start laughing out loud when I see the revulsion. I done this to some American once as she was sitting in a chair and drink coffee. I laugh in her face as she smell my protein gas. hahahah

[benz]

sometimes when I break wind I like to hang around and try to see people's disgusted and contorted facial expressions as they smell it. sometimes I actually start laughing out loud when I see the revulsion. I done this to some American once as she was sitting in a chair and drink coffee. I laugh in her face as she smell my protein gas. hahahah

Im happy it was just a protein gas and not tnt, terrorist.

[elite_lifter]

sometimes when I break wind I like to hang around and try to see people's disgusted and contorted facial expressions as they smell it. sometimes I actually start laughing out loud when I see the revulsion. I done this to some American once as she was sitting in a chair and drink coffee. I laugh in her face as she smell my protein gas. hahahah

LIAR, your BO is enough for people to look at you in disgust.

[doison]

The fart chair is only topped by the fart pillow....sit down on a pillow and lay down an air bisuit.  Sit up as it is finishing and the joy is trapped inside until the Mrs rests her un-expecting head on the fart-mine. 

[Sharma]

very strange thing about the ass gas is that sometimes i briefly forget that i did it and it disgusts me , then i remember it come from my ass and it smell delightful

[Emmortal]

very strange thing about the ass gas is that sometimes i briefly forget that i did it and it disgusts me , then i remember it come from my ass and it smell delightful

You're fucking weird.

[webcake]

Sharma is a good man and i spreading the good word about the great man, Nasser.

[flagadajones]

sometimes when I break wind I like to hang around and try to see people's disgusted and contorted facial expressions as they smell it. sometimes I actually start laughing out loud when I see the revulsion. I done this to some American once as she was sitting in a chair and drink coffee. I laugh in her face as she smell my protein gas. hahahah

yeah it would have surprised me you would have done this with a man.

[Alex23]

I'll see your fart chair, and raise you a dutch oven, good sir.

Those who know the dutch oven will agree with me. Those who don't, will surely fall prey to one as a result of their ignorance.

You sirs are on par.....

I'm still gassy and applying the "pillow trick" tonight

[Stu]

LIAR, your BO is enough for people to look at you in disgust.

Being an Arab is enough for people to look at him in disgust!

[Alex23]

Being an Arab is enough for people to look at him in disgust!

HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!! stu, are you saying that "shawarma" sitting on a chair for 7.5 seconds is enough for her to be eligible for the switcheroo... ?

[Stu]

HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!! stu, are you saying that "shawarma" sitting on a char for 7.5 seconds is enough for hger to be eligible for the switcheroo... ?

I'm saying that he would probably only be sat on the chair for 3.5 seconds before he self detonates....

[Karl Kox]

nice

[Alex23]

I'm saying that he would probably only be sat on the chair for 3.5 seconds before he self detonates....

hahahahahahah!!!!!!!

[Harry Spotter]

sometimes when I break wind I like to hang around and try to see people's disgusted and contorted facial expressions as they smell it. sometimes I actually start laughing out loud when I see the revulsion. I done this to some American once as she was sitting in a chair and drink coffee. I laugh in her face as she smell my protein gas. hahahah

Arab body odor is far, far worse than any protein fart. Translation = your dirty kind stink to high heaven.

[Alex23]

Arab body odor is far, far worse than any protein fart. Translation = your dirty kind stink to high heaven.

 

Harry Spotter, will there be a 8th book

[TechnoViking]

Im happy it was just a protein gas and not tnt, terrorist.

Or a mustard gas/sarin cocktail...Anyone know where I can get some decent monkeybars/shooting range? I want to set up an outside gym so I can get ready for 2012

[CalvinH]

I'm saying that he would probably only be sat on the chair for 3.5 seconds before he self detonates....

 

[kiwiol]

I'm saying that he would probably only be sat on the chair for 3.5 seconds before he self detonates....

Or even quicker, if he downs an Atlarge shake a few minutes prior.