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The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« on: February 03, 2014, 03:37:32 PM »
Wiggs has graciously accpeted my offer to pummel him. I am thinking a three round match... standard issue gloves so it hurts when you get punched but nobody gets disfigured.

I'm going to be in Vegas in April so that leaves plenty of prep time for Wiggs so he survives the ass-whooping.  Think Groink=Seattle... Wiggs=Peyton Manning

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2014, 03:38:30 PM »
Put me down for $20 on Groink (no offense Wiggs.)

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2014, 03:38:56 PM »
 ::) wiggs will never accept.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2014, 03:40:32 PM »
Wiggs has graciously accpeted my offer to pummel him. I am.thinking a three round match..standard issue gloves so it hurts when you get punched but nobody gets disfigured.


I'm going to be in Vegas in April so that leaves plenty of prep time for Wiggs so he survives the ass-whooping.  Think Groink=Seattle...Wiggs=Peyton Manning

this is getting good.

I have 20$ on an erotic make out sesh going down as opposed to any form of fisticuffs or conventional violence.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2014, 03:44:02 PM »
You guys should also be sportsman and agree to go out for beers post fight. It's the right thing to do.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2014, 03:46:44 PM »
I hope Groink know that wiggs is of a violent people.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2014, 04:08:51 PM »
Wiggs wont have the heart, Groink wont have the legs, throw in Vissy as Dorothy and we may have something worth sending to Hollywood.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2014, 04:09:55 PM »
In a boxing match, bet on black.   Wiggs by decision. 


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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2014, 04:17:18 PM »
It'll bust out into an impromptu schmoe session. Buncha homos.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2014, 05:23:29 PM »
I want to be on  the undercard against  GAYcie Jiu Jitsu .

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2014, 05:32:52 PM »
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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2014, 05:37:59 PM »
Wiggs has graciously accpeted my offer to pummel him. I am.thinking a three round match..standard issue gloves so it hurts when you get punched but nobody gets disfigured.


I'm going to be in Vegas in April so that leaves plenty of prep time for Wiggs so he survives the ass-whooping.  Think Groink=Seattle...Wiggs=Peyton Manning
May I ask what thread/argument prompted this?

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2014, 07:15:01 PM »
I want to be on  the undercard against  GAYcie Jiu Jitsu .

I would pay to see the ass-beatin' you would hand out. 

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2014, 07:21:11 PM »
Well ... if this happens - we make it interesting.

Screw the little gloves...

I want the big gloves in a ring... and we can tape it, and the winner gets some good protein and a prize... like I did in the past...






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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2014, 07:23:16 PM »
Well ... if this happens - we make it interesting.

Screw the little gloves...

I want the big gloves in a ring... and we can tape it, and the winner gets some good protein and a prize... like I did in the past...


I think Groink is talking about the full size boxing gloves, not the tiny ass MMA gloves.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2014, 07:24:11 PM »
I think Groink is talking about the full size boxing gloves, not the tiny ass MMA gloves.

He is, but lets make it more fun...


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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2014, 07:25:19 PM »
Wiggs has graciously accpeted my offer to pummel him. I am.thinking a three round match..standard issue gloves so it hurts when you get punched but nobody gets disfigured.


I'm going to be in Vegas in April so that leaves plenty of prep time for Wiggs so he survives the ass-whooping.  Think Groink=Seattle...Wiggs=Peyton Manning
Oh fuck!!!!!

Groink, I am in your corner 100 percent!  Anything you need from me to make this easier or to make it happen, let me know.  I WANT this to happen.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2014, 07:26:37 PM »
He is, but lets make it more fun...


Like giant, oversize, stuffed goofy HULK SMASH style gloves?

Extra lulz.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2014, 07:27:19 PM »
Getbig DeathMatch, The Brawl To End It All. Ego vs Original Hebrew.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2014, 07:30:34 PM »
if wiggs enters the ring stoned, he will get murdered without even noticing ;D
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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2014, 07:30:48 PM »
I think it would go all of 10 seconds.  One hit and it would be over.  Groink would send Wiggs to the fifth dimension.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2014, 07:34:20 PM »
Well ... if this happens - we make it interesting.

Screw the little gloves...

I want the big gloves in a ring... and we can tape it, and the winner gets some good protein and a prize... like I did in the past...







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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2014, 07:34:25 PM »
Wiggs has graciously accpeted my offer to pummel him. I am.thinking a three round match..standard issue gloves so it hurts when you get punched but nobody gets disfigured.


I'm going to be in Vegas in April so that leaves plenty of prep time for Wiggs so he survives the ass-whooping.  Think Groink=Seattle...Wiggs=Peyton Manning

I'll be in Vegas in April most likely too for the WPT if it happens, will definitely be out there in the summer for the WSOP anyway.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2014, 07:35:14 PM »
i foresee a "ringout" ;D




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Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2014, 07:35:28 PM »
Wiggs was military... chair force, I know... but he MAY have some semblence of training. Or not, I don't know. In the Corps, we had hand to hand training in basic.... even though it was very basic, we had it. Everyone, even the pog's. I don't know if the chair force is the same or not.