ill take a minor tax raise just so they can fund the neegul loan program where they must get loaned 3000 dollars for one year and pay back with 100 dollars interest, and if they dont there name and picture goes on the internet and they must do enough community service to make up for the money or go to a work camp jail
Falconometrics at its very best.
Nobel Prize Description:
Visionary, original, and unremittingly humanitarian, Johnny Falcon singlehandedly solved the world-wide neegul problem with the development of the Falcon formula, and then applied it in important, meaningful ways to solve the world's most pressing concerns. He has been awarded the Nobel Prize. Not one to rest on his laurels, Sir Falconbloke OM* devised another insightful model of the Falcon formula with a complex, mathematical algorithm based on the polyhedronal topology of pyramid shits. For this, he has won the coveted Fields Medal. Possessed with a restless energy, Falcon applied this groundbreaking model to persisting problems in world hunger, global mortgages, student loans, and the nefarious consumption of heme iron. Said United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon in his Nobel Introduction, "Falconmensh is
The Man, yo!"
* As he was referred to by Her Majesty, The Queen, who, drawn irresistibly to brawn AND brain, became his blushing new wife before suffering a fatal diving accident off La Quebrada cliffs in Acapulco during their too brief honeymoon. Having lost love so unexpectedly, Sir Falconbloke OM poured all of his considerable energies back to his work.
