I've read too many stories about kids being cyber bullied then killing themselves. Most have nowhere to turn for help until now.
I present:
GETBIG CYBER BULLY PROTECTION SERVICES
With the amount of pwnings delivered by getbiggers, no cyber bully would be safe from being outed and pnw3d
I'm thinking of hiring the following:
Ron: Always need a good Jew to run finances plus we'll need an initial startup advance
240: Need a website for this
Galeniko: He will be the bait to lure the female cyber bullies in.
True Adonis: Essential intel gathering skills
Wiggs: Just because
Tbombz: He will receive royalties for use of his picture that we use when we hack into the bully's Facebook pages.
Ironmeister: See above. His photoshop skills will be essential in the final pwning
Anabolichalo: His relentless pointless questions will distract the bully while we finalize the pwning
Arce: Can always use a good wheelman
Chaos and Tommywishbone: In case it gets physical
Alex23: His IT skills can come in cleaning up all traces that can lead back to us.
OneMoreRep: Always need cool dudes in your company, plus his demolition of SMM proves he will show no mercy in the final delivering
Shizzo: Just to stop him from starting thread after thread about why he wasn't hired
Stuntmove: Help us get a Hollywood agent to make a movie about us.
BIG ACH: He has a nose for these things
With this crack team of getbiggers for hire no cyber bully would stand a chance.
