death row: 30 minutes of internet

[FitnessFrenzy]

imagine you are on death row, and awaiting a lethal injection. Before being put to death, you are given 30 minutes of internet time. What would you browse?

- I would spend 10 minutes watching old ironmeister photoshops

- 10 minutes watching funny youtube videos

- 10 minutes writing a goodbye world message (on Getbig)

[DanzigBrah]

I would fap to facial abuse porn then write about it during the post fap regrets.

[The True Adonis]

I wouldn't.

[Hulkotron]

Would probably just browse the Random Pics thread.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Would probably just browse the Random Pics thread.

lol. No goodbye world note?

[The True Adonis]

I would install a computer virus on all the servers which open all the cell doors and in turn causes massive panic in the prison thus giving me enough time to access the weapons locker.  From there, I would grab a uniform, stun grenades, non lethal weapons and some lethal and make my way out of the prison, hopefully not really noticed due to the chaos.

[10pints]

Would send shits to all my enemies:

http://www.shitexpress.com/

[Schnauzer]

I would read every thread by Howard so that death would seem like a sweet relief

[FitnessFrenzy]

I would read every thread by Howard so that death would seem like a sweet relief

 

[calfzilla]

I would read every thread by Howard so that death would seem like a sweet relief

LOL!!!

[chaos]

I would install a computer virus on all the servers which open all the cell doors and in turn causes massive panic in the prison thus giving me enough time to access the weapons locker.  From there, I would grab a uniform, stun grenades, non lethal weapons and some lethal and make my way out of the prison, hopefully not really noticed due to the chaos.

You'd be in the fetal position prayng to God to spare your worthless life.

[The True Adonis]

You'd be in the fetal position prayng to God to spare your worthless life.

No I wouldn't.  You obviously know nothing of Jewish stoicism and the holocaust.

Unlike you, I actually am not scared to die at all.  I don't want to, but I am not scared one bit of it.

[chaos]

No I wouldn't.  You obviously know nothing of Jewish stoicism and the holocaust.

Unlike you, I actually am not scared to die at all.  I don't want to, but I am not scared one bit of it.

Yes you would, you all do. Nobody is scared to die until they're faced with it, you're a big talker but when your time comes, you'll accept Jesus Christ (the white one) as your Saviour!!

[The True Adonis]

Yes you would, you all do. Nobody is scared to die until they're faced with it, you're a big talker but when your time comes, you'll accept Jesus Christ (the white one) as your Saviour!!

I have been near death twice and I was not scared.

Once, they told my mother I was not going to make it and to prepare.

[Simple Simon]

I have been near death twice and I was not scared.

Once, they told my mother I was not going to make it and to prepare.

Limo driver book sick?

[The True Adonis]

Limo driver book sick?

Running out of gas is not a laughing matter!

[The Abdominal Snoman]

How many Getbiggers for their last meal on Death Row would ask for 6 to 8oz of plain chicken breast and either sweet potato or plain brown rice? Served in tupperware and also a gallon jug of water?

[Davidtheman100]

Would go on deep web and hire tons of hitmen to come save me attached with a payoff that i know that i can't afford in 10 lifetimes...

[SF1900]

How many Getbiggers for their last meal on Death Row would ask for 6 to 8oz of plain chicken breast and either sweet potato or plain brown rice? Served in tupperware and also a gallon jug of water?

Gotta stay catabolic no matter what.

Id even throw a quick thumbs with forearm flexed before they pulled the switch.

[calfzilla]

Gotta stay catabolic no matter what.

Id even throw a quick thumbs with forearm flexed before they pulled the switch.

I would only do that if the doc giving me the lethal injection had smaller arms than me. Don't want to get shown up at my own execution.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Gotta stay catabolic no matter what.

Id even throw a quick thumbs with forearm flexed before they pulled the switch.

lol. Isn't there a couple of States that still have death by firing squad? Would be great to go out that way in a sleeveless shirt giving the thumbs up pose while smiling...

[Fortress]

Gotta stay catabolic no matter what.

Id even throw a quick thumbs with forearm flexed before they pulled the switch.

That would be ... anabolic.

I'd watch metal videos.

[FitnessFrenzy]

lol. Isn't there a couple of States that still have death by firing squad? Would be great to go out that way in a sleeveless shirt giving the thumbs up pose while smiling...

In America? I highly doubt that people are still killed that way in the US.

[El Diablo Blanco]

In America? I highly doubt that people are still killed that way in the US.

I believe a couple states you can ask for it.

"On March 23, 2015, Utah Governor Gary Herbert signed legislation reauthorizing the state to use the firing squad in the event that the drugs required.... "

[funk51]

check out the scores on baseball ref, football ref, basketball ref who knows if they even have sports in hell...the last few minutes i would watch a rich piano video on getbig, so i would know that i'm going to a better place...