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benchmstr

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Relationship advice
« on: October 04, 2023, 08:53:13 AM »
Shit with the door open. I did it this morning and changed the whole dynamic of my home…assert your dominance!

Also, make her flush it

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IroNat

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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2023, 09:10:39 AM »
Alpha behavior.
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kreator

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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2023, 09:11:48 AM »
Take a shit in the sink next time
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2023, 09:12:47 AM »
would you like to smell her poo?
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2023, 09:28:52 AM »
Next time she’s in the shower go in and drop a load
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benchmstr

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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2023, 09:44:47 AM »
Quote from: BigRo on October 04, 2023, 09:12:47 AM
would you like to smell her poo?
New rule..she has to shit outside with the rest of the uncivilized creatures

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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2023, 09:45:50 AM »
The downside of living in a bungalow is you stink the whole house out not just upstairs
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irishdave

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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2023, 09:55:16 AM »
She’ll be gone in a week

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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2023, 09:56:09 AM »
Quote from: irishdave on October 04, 2023, 09:55:16 AM
She’ll be gone in a week

Stench

I like what you did there  ;)
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benchmstr

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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2023, 11:49:42 AM »
Quote from: irishdave on October 04, 2023, 09:55:16 AM
She’ll be gone in a week

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Hopefully

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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2023, 11:52:11 AM »
Quote from: irishdave on October 04, 2023, 09:55:16 AM
She’ll be gone in a week

Stench


FFFFFFFuck

LOL!!!!!!111!!!!!
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2023, 12:37:44 PM »
You want my advices when she’s asleep pee all over her
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2023, 12:39:07 PM »
Quote from: irishdave on October 04, 2023, 09:55:16 AM
She’ll be gone in a week

Stench

Hahaha!
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2023, 05:34:25 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on October 04, 2023, 11:49:42 AM
Hopefully

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Someone got whooped again. :D
If the abuse is bad and you're ready to escape, give the "OK" hand signal and we'll send in a rescue team.
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2023, 05:39:59 PM »
Does she wipe for you too?
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2023, 05:44:48 PM »
Quote from: irishdave on October 04, 2023, 09:55:16 AM
She’ll be gone in a week

Stench

Hahahahah.
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irishdave

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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2023, 05:45:24 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on October 04, 2023, 11:49:42 AM
Hopefully

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More power to you brother. I don’t have that confidence! Personally, it’s a time I want to myself and I’d assume the same for her but no knock my father always always did It but he was reared in the bog
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2023, 05:45:51 PM »
Quote from: kreator on October 04, 2023, 09:11:48 AM
Take a shit in the sink next time

 yeah buddy. Now your talking.
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2023, 05:46:58 PM »
Next time make her give you a blumpkin.
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2023, 08:09:42 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on October 04, 2023, 09:10:39 AM
Alpha behavior.

Being in a relationship oh brother....really beta behaviour
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2023, 10:05:01 PM »
Quote from: irishdave on October 04, 2023, 09:55:16 AM
She’ll be gone in a week

Stench

Saw what you did there.
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2023, 10:07:31 PM »
Quote from: joswift on October 04, 2023, 09:45:50 AM
The downside of living in a bungalow is you stink the whole house out not just upstairs

JakeGittesQuotes.com
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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2023, 06:04:53 AM »
Quote from: chaos on October 04, 2023, 05:34:25 PM
Someone got whooped again. :D
If the abuse is bad and you're ready to escape, give the "OK" hand signal and we'll send in a rescue team.


I think this a different one then the midget that gave him a bloodily nose ;D
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benchmstr

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Re: Relationship advice
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2023, 09:58:57 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on October 05, 2023, 06:04:53 AM

I think this a different one then the midget that gave him a bloodily nose ;D
Yeah, I haven’t scene her in years now..she went on vacation with her family and I just moved lol

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