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Re: Funerals
« Reply #75 on: Today at 03:21:33 AM »
I`m a total failure then as I never had any kids........BUT I tried a few zillion times or so.   :)

Too low Sperms from da roids?

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #76 on: Today at 03:25:50 AM »
I hope when I croak my body isn’t discovered for a couple of weeks and, when it is, maggots are crawling out of my mouth and ass, like a Cannibal Corpse album cover, and the stench is nuclear.

Maybe sportin’ a frozen-in-time boner.

Sounds romantic.

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #77 on: Today at 03:43:13 AM »
Too low Sperms from da roids?
Probably too low from many years of drinking.....been clean and sober now for 26 years.

I never abused gear......I went high dosage at times at 3 weeks out or so depending on how I looked,then would taper back......I did my fair share of course, but I relied on training and a strict diet more than the gear.

At times when cash was low I would do a contest using just Test as it was all I could afford, but would still do well due to dieting like a Spartan,training my balls off, and cardio 6 days a week.... sometimes twice a day.

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #78 on: Today at 04:11:50 AM »
I`m a total failure then as I never had any kids........BUT I tried a few zillion times or so.   :)

I`m not one to give up easy,especially for a good cause.............meanin g my pecker.

Adopt some Africans like Angelian Jolie

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #79 on: Today at 04:41:56 AM »
The one time you went home from playing football with your friends was the last time you ever did it and you never knew it....

Haha it’s pretty depressing when you think of it like that I remember the last summer holidays we were all still at school spending all day down the woods swimming in the dam with mates not realising it was our last summer ever of true freedom.

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #80 on: Today at 04:42:19 AM »
A real melancholy song with the word Funeral, I really like it.

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #81 on: Today at 05:12:51 AM »

Growing old is worthless if you don't have a family which includes grandchildren dogs and cats.
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Re: Funerals
« Reply #82 on: Today at 05:13:52 AM »
Adopt some Africans like Angelian Jolie
NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!  :D