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how many of you have got your ass kicked or kicked someones ass real bad..any kickass stories?
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Well, once I kicked this scrawny little Indian kid's ass for posting annoying shit on a message board.
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LOL
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As a member of the double dragon dojo I mastered the elbow and could go undefeated, but then every thing got worse after my first street fight experience
I fought with both RYU and KEN but I always seemed to Lose to BISON.
I always seem to lose lots of money in my street fight.
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"BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"well that place was a rip off"
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Had to beat some douche's ass a few years back. Fkr wouldn't get out of my face after being politely asked more than once. Funny thing is that he saw me a few weeks later in another bar and sat there glaring, LOL! Lucky for him he didn't start shit again because I was drinking the second time and he might have gotten hurt worse.
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None, all my street fights were well choreographed
Jackass >:(
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"well that place was a rip off"
"Like anyone can even know that!"
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"Like anyone can even know that!"
"that's what i'm talkin' about"
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how many of you have got your ass kicked or kicked someones ass real bad..any kickass stories?
I have been in a few fights. My brother was picked on lots as a kid. I have witnessed some BRUTAL fights. Guys losing teeth. A nose being bit off. One guy getting a cheek nearly bit off. Guys knocked out cold with blood dripping out their ears. My high school had different frats and they always were feuding.
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If you don't kill your enemy, it will come back at you with a vengeance. :)
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If you don't kill your enemy, it will come back at you with a vengeance. :)
in shakespherian times, their son would avenge their death.
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We once beat the living shit ouf ot the indian dudes in a bar who thought they were the shit. The leader of them has died in an ambulance.
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I had to kill the pizza delivery guy yesterday because he forgot to bring my chicken parm when he brought the pizza...
I hope the new guys not so stupid ;D
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I have. Been beat to a pulp and beaten people to a pulp. Neither is fun IMO.
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This thread is gayer than a Michael Jackson video.
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beat it
I was thinking the same thing.
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I have. Been beat to a pulp and beaten people to a pulp. Neither is fun IMO.
Amen to that. Had my nose broken three times in my life. Three things I have learned.
1. Nobody fights fair.
2. Nobody fights alone.
3. Polynesian heads are harder than the human hand.
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"how many of you have been in real street FIGHTS?"
If by street you mean kitchen, then I have.
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Funny I have never been in a street fight...just times where differences of opinion led to miscommunication which then ended in a animated exchange and repeated insults that finished in contusions and cuts and the loss of life..:)
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Funny I have never been in a street fight...just times where differences of opinion led to miscommunication which then ended in a animated exchange and repeated insults that finished in contusions and cuts and the loss of life..:)
Sounds like you had a good Thanksgiving?
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well let's see. I fought 5 arabic guys back in 91 or 92. these guys cut off my wife and she shot them a dirty look. We went into 7-11 and I was flipping through a magazine and I look up and they're in the parking lot giving me the finger so I gave it back. I bought a big gulp and went to walk out. They're standing there and start saying what a pussy I am, my wife tried to stop me from saying something and when I glanced over at her one of em hit me. I left the cover of my big gulp a little loose cause I thought there was gonna be a problem so I threw the big gulp on them-they were all wearing leather jackets they were a little stunned so I hit the big guy right in the jaw and then they all jumped me...I don't remember much until they started running away thinking they beat my ass but I never went down and was not hurt that bad so I went up to thier car as they were driving away and the guy in the passanger seat is laughing at me so I spit right in his face. he got out and said he wanted to go one on one with me, he thew a punch and missed and on the follow throught he lost his balance and was kinda bent over so I grabbed his hair and held him like that and beat the piss out of him, his buddies jumped me after a minute or two. I ended up with a tooth knocked out and a mild concussion, 2 of the 5 went to jail cause they were on probation. I worked about a 1/4 mile away at the time and about a year and a half later we hired this new kid. he kept on giving me these wierd looks so one day I asked him what the deal was. He told me he was in 7-11 that day and saw the whole thing, he said I was the craziest guy he's ever seen and he also told me that they found 2 teeth from the guy I went 1 on 1 with in the parking lot after the police left. I used to wear a pretty cool UNLV jacket at the time and my parents didn't want me to ever wear it again cause they thought I would stand out to much and get jumped again, I never stopped wearing it.
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I've got a bunch of good stories, not all of them involve me, I was not much of a fighter but alot of my firends would throw down at the drop of a hat, I knew this little italian guy named Tony, about 5'6 and 140lbs at the most and he would literally fight anybody and if he lost he'd come back the next day and fight you again and if he lost he'd come back again...it was nuts. At his HS they told him if he got into one more fight he was kicked out. A guy I used to play baseball with named Jim, who was a big dude heard about this and went after tony and hit him about 10 times, tony never threw a punch and laughed at him saying "my sister hits harder than you" so that night Tony goes to his house and knocks on the door, Jim answers and Tony busted him in the jaw as soon as he opened the door and beat him up IN his own house in front of his mom.....this was about a year before I knew the guy but I heard the story from about 15 different people...Last I heard Tony got married got hair replacement-he was almost bald at like 22 and will not talk to anybody he used to hang out with cause he blames everyone for all the trouble he got into when he was younger, he didn't even invite anybody to his wedding and he'd been friends with them sicne 1st or 2nd grade.
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Sounds like you had a good Thanksgiving?
Just like most family functions, good food and some tears with a side order of yelling...:) At least this time I did not snatch anybody up by the nexk and explain the error they just made.:)
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Amen to that. Had my nose broken three times in my life. Three things I have learned.
1. Nobody fights fair.
2. Nobody fights alone.
3. Polynesian heads are harder than the human hand.
One of the advantages of being an adult is fights rarely if ever come up. It's such a stupid and pointless way to solve a conflict. It almost seems moronic to try and resolve something using violence when talking accomplishes the same thing.
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One of the advantages of being an adult is fights rarely if ever come up. It's such a stupid and pointless way to solve a conflict. It almost seems moronic to try and resolve something using violence when talking accomplishes the same thing.
The problem is anger is destructive and anger pushed to the limit is violence. I agree it's stupid and pointless but when you enter the rage zone there is very little reason. If you have anger without emotion you drift into appathy which can be destructive just less physical. If physical altercations worked we would already be out of Iraq.
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When I was in college my buddies and I enjoyed getting into it with other patrons every now and then. When was working in the club industry the bouncers used to work for me so those brawls where always fun. Now I see how immature that was.
But that all stops when you fight and serious injuries happen. I was stabbed when I was in highschool in south Boston in a fight. Not to mention the numerous serious injuries friends of mine have suffered from fighting over the years.No fun to watch your friends cheek bone get shattered
Dont get me wrong, if I have to fight I will fight in a second. Just not worth it most of the time tho.
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When I was in college my buddies and I enjoyed getting into it with other patrons every now and then. When was working in the club industry the bouncers used to work for me so those brawls where always fun.
But that all stops when you fight and serious injuries happen. I was stabbed when I was in highschool in south Boston in a fight. Not to mention the numerous serious injuries friends of mine have suffered from fightint over the years.
No fun to watch your friends cheek bone get shattered :o
Yes, I had my nose rebuilt from being cracked up. I hurt one kid till he had a seizure. That shit's not fun in hindsight.
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Yes, I had my nose rebuilt from being cracked up. I hurt one kid till he had a seizure. That shit's not fun in hindsight.
Brutal mature statement.
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Yes, I had my nose rebuilt from being cracked up. I hurt one kid till he had a seizure. That shit's not fun in hindsight.
Shit, that must have been painful. The last brawl I was in left me with a fractured ankle, and one of my buddies with half his face hanging lower then the other. This was years ago in college. My buddy had some of the bones in his face shattered.I fractured my ankle kicking some guy in the face after he literally smashed my buddies face in. Heard he got 37 stitches above his eye. There are always those fights you get into where the people are just as tough as you(or tougher) and it is a bad ,bad fight.
When I was stabbed it was right above the hip. 17 stitches. Luckily I got the upperhand and won the fight. Really woke me up to what some people will do if they are not thinking.
No more fighting for me.
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The best way to deal with aggressive people:
Find their name and address.
Put on a batman suit
Torch down their house or blow their car up.
They will not know who did it.
You became "teh idea" that creates fear.
They can not identify you.
You will not be caught.
They will forever be afraid.
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The best way to deal with aggressive people:
Find their name and address.
Put on a batman suit
Torch down their house or blow their car up.
They will not know who did it.
You became "teh idea" that creates fear.
They can not identify you.
You will not be caught.
They will forever be afraid.
I understand everything but the batman suit..could you do the same thing with a ski mask or is it batman or nothing..:)
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I'm a little over 5'9 190lbs and when I was around 155lb I fought a kid who was 6ft4 230lbs. I got the living shit beat out of me. It didn't really hurt at the time but I was a mess. I just remember what felt like boiled hams hitting me in the face for 5 mins. LOL, I kept yelling to my friends "alright dudes! Jump in! Come on!" they just watched :*(
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I'm a little over 5'9 190lbs and when I was around 155lb I fought a kid who was 6ft4 230lbs. I got the living shit beat out of me. It didn't really hurt at the time but I was a mess. I just remember what felt like boiled hams hitting me in the face for 5 mins. LOL, I kept yelling to my friends "alright dudes! Jump in! Come on!" they just watched :*(
Sorry your story made me laugh...boiled hams..:)
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yeah it's pretty vivid hahah it's all good now. Who gives a fuck about the past. The dude lives in his moms house and is unemployed
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yeah it's pretty vivid hahah it's all good now. Who gives a f**k about the past. The dude lives in his moms house and is unemployed
See now you can go wait for him outside one day and instead of fighting him give him a copy of your paycheck and then just laugh and walk away...:)
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yeah it's pretty vivid hahah it's all good now. Who gives a f**k about the past. The dude lives in his moms house and is unemployed
Do you think he could beat you up today?
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Do you think he could beat you up today?
It's debatable. I would probably go a different route. Most likely I'd try and choke him out or get him on the ground and kick him in the head till he passed out, toe to toe though I can't make up the difference. He's still a huge dude, even heavier now.
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It's debatable. I would probably go a different route. Most likely I'd try and choke him out or get him on the ground and kick him in the head till he passed out, toe to toe though I can't make up the difference. He's still a huge dude, even heavier now.
You lift weights. If he is just "huge" without lifing, you are probably stronger than him. You would also be quicker.
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That doesn't mean shit. You need a lot of mustard on a punch to knock out a 250lb man clean. It also means I have to make up six inches in height to even get that far.
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That doesn't mean shit. You need a lot of mustard on a punch to knock out a 250lb man clean. It also means I have to make up six inches in height to even get that far.
One word: Fly kick from behind. When his face hits the ground, he is knocked out.
;)
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Plenty. Never started one though. Always helping someone else who is getting into a fight. Also, my best friend way back was big like me and was an ALL CIF wrestler at 198. It seemed like whenever any of our friends got in fights and beat up they would call us and ask us to go kick their asses. Had a funtimke once as a bouncer. Some off duty cops were acting like assholes grabbing girls and then telling them they are cops. SO a few girls came up tous to tell us what they were doing. We watched them and witnessed it and told them they had to leave. I think there was 4 or 5 of them and four of us. Well they decided to act bad and everything and we got to escort them out our style. I remember when they were out front one ofthem said something like Hey assholes we'll see you when you get off. SO I said something like well you better have your guns. Then he said Oh we will. Well it got us watching all around when we got off work. I was looking in my mirror the whole way home. Never saw the guys in there again. I was watching the show Cops and saw the one asshole on there. they were Lennox Sheriffs.
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here's a funny story. my buddy had a party, there were about 6-8 of us there along with a bunch of girls, maybe 5 or 6 and my buddies sister with her boyfriend who was a black guy named kenny, he was pretty cool but about 10 years older than us. At about 9 o'clock this guy shows up that we really didn't like but nobody wanted any trouble so we let him and the guy he came with stay. A couple of other friends of mine showed up about an hour later. I went upstairs with my GF ;D and about 1/2 hour later I hear a frucas downstairs. I guess the guy we didn't like-his name was adam decided it was a good idea to call the black guy a n****. Adam was wearing sweats so Kenny walked up to him and pulled his sweats down, adam's first reaction was to reach down and pull them up well once he reached down Kenny started beating the hell out of him. The fight moves out outside into the street. I came down about 5 minutes later to see what was going on and 5 of my buddies are pounding this guy, one of the guys I knew that wasn't involved says "you've gotta stop this" and I said what happened, how'd this get so bad. I guess kenny was beating the hell out of adam and one of my friends went and broke it up and once he had them seperated adam sucker punched the guy who broke up the fight so now adam's fighting 2 guys instead of getting beat up by one. This happened 4 other times, this guy adam was too dumb to give up he was getting killed, I mean beaten to a pulp so after a few minutes I get everyone off of him stand him up and say Adam go home he looks at me and busts me in the jaw..so now he's got 6 guys beating the hell out of him. finally it ends, he is dragged away by his buddy. at about 3 in the morning we're all winding down sitting around talking and BOOM the front door gets kicked open and about 15 of adams friends come rushing in...total brawl, it was like something out of the WWF, I ended up with cracked ribs and my hand was destroyed from beating on this one guy...
this stuff went back and forth between us and adams friends for about a year and a half.
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lol! great story :)
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lol! great story :)
it's funny cause he didn't knwo when to quit, people were trying to help the guy out but he just wouldn't take it. he ended up with a broken arm, a concussion and a bunch of other problems, it looked like Rodney King when I came downstairs, it was terrible. He showed up about a year later at a party I was at, I had one guy with me and he had about 20, he was telling me how I beat him up and he was gonna pay me back. I sat down and said Adam listen this is what happened and told him the story, I said I only hit you after you busted me in the mouth.....he looked at me totally dejected and said "well...I don't really remember" and let me go. I woulda took a beating in the worse way if I didn't talk my way out of that one.
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how many of you have got your ass kicked or kicked someones ass real bad..any kickass stories?
i once went into a hindu temple (mandir) in karachi and smashed the munkey god....
then i stole its bananas....
the protein deprived hindus just stood and watched..
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A few months back I went to watch "snakes on a plane" with my fiance and about 6 other friends. we are all sitting there and this guy and his girl come in and the are talking during the movie(which is one of m biggest pet peeves) A friend of mine tells them to shut the fuck up and this guy wants to be a tough guy and talk shit. I told him not to. I told him to sit down and shut up a couple of times. He finally pisses me off enough for me and the friend to walk around to him and ask him to shut up ane last time. My exact words to him were dont say another word if you know whats good for you. This smartass fucker says "word" so I punch him as hard as I could in the face before he gets up. I stay on him get about 5-6 more punches in then I want it to be over he tries to get up and I get him in a guillotine choke I had on steel toed boots and start kicking him in the side while he is choking. Finally a couple of people pull me off of him and he says something else so I invited him outside for round two he didnt come possibly the smartest thing he did all night. The best part was his gf was yelling the whole time we wont talk anymore I'm sorry
About 2 months ago we went to a rob zombie concert it was outside and raining so we were moshing and a guy didnt want to get mud on him. A friend of mine jumped up and splashed mud on him. He took a swing a him and me and I got him in a rear naked choke a security guard grabbed me by the head and twisted my neck so I let him go but it was really funny
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A few months back I went to watch "snakes on a plane" with my fiance and about 6 other friends. we are all sitting there and this guy and his girl come in and the are talking during the movie(which is one of m biggest pet peeves) A friend of mine tells them to shut the f**k up and this guy wants to be a tough guy and talk shit. I told him not to. I told him to sit down and shut up a couple of times. He finally pisses me off enough for me and the friend to walk around to him and ask him to shut up ane last time. My exact words to him were dont say another word if you know whats good for you. This smartass fucker says "word" so I punch him as hard as I could in the face before he gets up. I stay on him get about 5-6 more punches in then I want it to be over he tries to get up and I get him in a guillotine choke I had on steel toed boots and start kicking him in the side while he is choking. Finally a couple of people pull me off of him and he says something else so I invited him outside for round two he didnt come possibly the smartest thing he did all night. The best part was his gf was yelling the whole time we wont talk anymore I'm sorry
About 2 months ago we went to a rob zombie concert it was outside and raining so we were moshing and a guy didnt want to get mud on him. A friend of mine jumped up and splashed mud on him. He took a swing a him and me and I got him in a rear naked choke a security guard grabbed me by the head and twisted my neck so I let him go but it was really funny
hahahaha, of course you did. ::)
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ok man you caught me. fucking idiot
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i have never been in a street fight. i did get punched in the eye once in a go-go bar though. and,i was minding my own business too. the guy wanted to fight me, and i was much smaller and weaker, so i punched him in the gut as hard as i could.he doubled over, and the two guys who were with him took off. i guess i won the fight ...sort of...another time, i was in a bar and a guy wanted to start a fight with me cause he thought i was sittimg in his seat. he pushed me, so i grabbed him and put him against the wall. then i lifted him up and held him for a few seconds. ( i have no idea where i got the muscle or strength to do this!) the dude was at least 225 lbs! i was about 145lbs then! he said to me, "you on some kind of roids or somethin?" i said, "yes, and i'll rip your f'in head off too!" he took off. i won this fight too i guess.
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i have never been in a street fight. i did get punched in the eye once in a go-go bar though. and,i was minding my own business too. the guy wanted to fight me, and i was much smaller and weaker, so i punched him in the gut as hard as i could.he doubled over, and the two guys who were with him took off. i guess i won the fight ...sort of...another time, i was in a bar and a guy wanted to start a fight with me cause he thought i was sittimg in his seat. he pushed me, so i grabbed him and put him against the wall. then i lifted him up and held him for a few seconds. ( i have no idea where i got the muscle or strength to do this!) the dude was at least 225 lbs! i was about 145lbs then! he said to me, "you on some kind of roids or somethin?" i said, "yes, and i'll rip your f'in head off too!" he took off. i won this fight too i guess.
wow!!!!! i'm impressed.
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i have never been in a street fight. i did get punched in the eye once in a go-go bar though. and,i was minding my own business too. the guy wanted to fight me, and i was much smaller and weaker, so i punched him in the gut as hard as i could.he doubled over, and the two guys who were with him took off. i guess i won the fight ...sort of...another time, i was in a bar and a guy wanted to start a fight with me cause he thought i was sittimg in his seat. he pushed me, so i grabbed him and put him against the wall. then i lifted him up and held him for a few seconds. ( i have no idea where i got the muscle or strength to do this!) the dude was at least 225 lbs! i was about 145lbs then! he said to me, "you on some kind of roids or somethin?" i said, "yes, and i'll rip your f'in head off too!" he took off. i won this fight too i guess.
Sweet, you're 2-0!
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Street fights? Hell no...
Fights.....yes...unfortu nately....im only little lol *points to avatar* although I used to do Taekwondo (LMAO). But have been in a few fights...mainly because people dont seem to understand the word 'no' so some need to be shown what 'no' means...i try to give as good as I get lol...doesn't always work though....
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The best way to deal with aggressive people:
Find their name and address.
Put on a batman suit
Torch down their house or blow their car up.
They will not know who did it.
You became "teh idea" that creates fear.
They can not identify you.
You will not be caught.
They will forever be afraid.
agreed,but to make your statement known you also need the following
1 large salmon
2 pounds of your own shit
1 fillet knife
cut open the fish take a shit in it and put it in the back window of thier car on a hot summer day ;)
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I understand everything but the batman suit..could you do the same thing with a ski mask or is it batman or nothing..:)
Batman or nothing. 8)
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I lost count.......seriously. Got the scars to prove it.
Best way to deal with aggressive people, especially when out numbered:
Stroam
....that is of course if you can get it out in time.
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Street fights? Hell no...
Fights.....yes...unfortu nately....im only little lol *points to avatar* although I used to do Taekwondo (LMAO). But have been in a few fights...mainly because people dont seem to understand the word 'no' so some need to be shown what 'no' means...i try to give as good as I get lol...doesn't always work though....
why the LMAO? >:(
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the worst one for me was getting hit with a glass pitcher of beer in the head that one cost me 5 stiches inside my head and 14 on the outside my head
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actually dudes, i wasn't on any roids then. i just had my adrenaline up so high i guess that's how i was able to airlift this dude. one of my buddies taught me that even if you are smaller and weaker, if you hit a dude in just the right place, you can still knock him over or at least stun him enough to do some damage. luckily, i have never had to be in this situation in a long time, but if i find myself having to defend myself, i'm ready! BRING EM ON! >:(
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actually dudes, i wasn't on any roids then. i just had my adrenaline up so high i guess that's how i was able to airlift this dude. one of my buddies taught me that even if you are smaller and weaker, if you hit a dude in just the right place, you can still knock him over or at least stun him enough to do some damage. luckily, i have never had to be in this situation in a long time, but if i find myself having to defend myself, i'm ready! BRING EM ON! >:(
Gary Busey can kick yer ass.
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WHO IS GARY BUSEY? WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? ??? DUDE, ANYBODY CAN KICK MY ASS! I CAN'T FIGHT FOR SHIT! I WON THOSE FIGHTS CAUSE THOSE DUDES WERE RIP ROARIN DRUNK!
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Gary Busey:
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Jones / Busey 08 !!!!
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I have. Been beat to a pulp and beaten people to a pulp. Neither is fun IMO.
haha ok "tough guy" ::)
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Stabbed a guy with a screwdriver once.
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Stabbed a guy with a screwdriver once.
I bet you forgot to twist it nicely.
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ok, maybe this gary guy can kick my as, but he looks kinda old to me! ::)
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gtbro1, i hope you weren't f"ed up on something when you stabbed the dude with the screwdriver. was it self defense? i mean, we normally do not stab other dudes with screwdrivers,,,that's not a nice thing to do! ;D