I'm really getting worried with the princess/bambi stuff, you're not some stalker fag, are you? Pretty sure theres other boards out there for you.
Do you reside in Spain, or know anything about European culture, because due to your mastery of the english language, and inability to put the name Figo to my actual ancestry, makes me think you dont, and reside elsewhere, probably 2nd generation Spaniard, trying to cling on to somewhere to belong.
And this explain you standing up for our friend with the fruits, as he probably is spanish too.
Just a guess. Anyway, get that latent homosexuality checked out.