Author Topic: Wladimir Klitschko  (Read 8040 times)

Darren Avey

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7942
Wladimir Klitschko
« on: April 26, 2015, 12:01:56 PM »
Watched the world heavyweight boxing champion  ::) Wlad Klitschko last night. Imagine him in da cage.Id just go straight after those long legs, take him straight to the floor then submit him whichever way I see fit.
Welcome to the top of da food chain "Klit."

SuperTed

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6701
  • Rebirth
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2015, 12:10:32 PM »
LOL. One of his jabs would put you into orbit Darren. :D

MANGOOS

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 655
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2015, 12:13:39 PM »
He would win any of american fake champions, show makers   ;) sad but true

Darren Avey

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7942
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2015, 12:15:20 PM »
LOL. One of his jabs would put you into orbit Darren. :D

Id be too fast and besides in da cage he d have mitts on and he d break his head on my rock hard cranium if he did land,

Wiggs

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 40808
  • Child of Y'srael
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2015, 12:27:13 PM »
/\ mental illness
7

affeman

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15236
  • Rusty Trombone looks like an abortion in a thong
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2015, 12:45:20 PM »
LMAO you'd be in hospital for the next 110 years where they'd try desperately to sew your head back on when that guy touches you lightly once with his right fist.


thegamechanger

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4669
  • King of Cybex Glute Machine
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2015, 12:48:03 PM »
i would fight him at the beach and throw sand in his eyes and then hit him with my plastic shovel

Marty Champions

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 36440
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2015, 01:57:08 PM »
You better go at klitchko pushing n shoving dirty boxing
if boxers dont push/shove theyll get backed up then fuked up
A

thegamechanger

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4669
  • King of Cybex Glute Machine
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2015, 02:11:42 PM »
would you fight him marty?

Marty Champions

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 36440
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2015, 02:21:41 PM »
would you fight him marty?
i go at him and shove him against each rope for the first two rounds irrating him fucking up his rhythm i dont know how illegal pushing is in boxing but i tell u one thing im not chasing that guy for 10 rounds getting jabbed all night in the head

You give him a good shove around for 15 minites first then you barbecue his ribs when hes off balance scared and confused after a hard shove

And lose a point for spitting in his face .. just push around the lanky bastard much like football game
A

muscleman-2013

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4620
  • Team Trump
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2015, 03:45:54 PM »
i go at him and shove him against each rope for the first two rounds irrating him fucking up his rhythm i dont know how illegal pushing is in boxing but i tell u one thing im not chasing that guy for 10 rounds getting jabbed all night in the head

You give him a good shove around for 15 minites first then you barbecue his ribs when hes off balance scared and confused after a hard shove

And lose a point for spitting in his face .. just push around the lanky bastard much like football game

SURE Marty  ::)
Ψ

polychronopolous

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19041
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2015, 03:49:57 PM »
All-Time Consecutive Title Defenses Heavyweight Division

1  Joe Louis    25
2. Larry Holmes    20
3. Wladimir Klitschko    18
4. Tommy Burns  11
5. Muhammad Ali   10

Waller

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3762
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2015, 04:04:40 PM »
i go at him and shove him against each rope for the first two rounds irrating him fucking up his rhythm i dont know how illegal pushing is in boxing but i tell u one thing im not chasing that guy for 10 rounds getting jabbed all night in the head

You give him a good shove around for 15 minites first then you barbecue his ribs when hes off balance scared and confused after a hard shove

And lose a point for spitting in his face .. just push around the lanky bastard much like football game

Somebody who's profession is about getting punched in the face by heavyweight boxers is not going to be scared by a shove.

Maybe throw some noodles at him.

Hulkotron

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 28216
  • I ate an entire box of popsicles the day prior
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2015, 05:19:41 PM »
This guy has been ducking the Falcon for years.

Royalty

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 30307
  • Mentzer is Alive
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2015, 05:21:00 PM »
Id be too fast and besides in da cage he d have mitts on and he d break his head on my rock hard cranium if he did land,

He'd hurt you badly after your failed takedown attempt.

THE ARS

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 550
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2015, 05:33:01 PM »
All-Time Consecutive Title Defenses Heavyweight Division

1  Joe Louis    25
2. Larry Holmes    20
3. Wladimir Klitschko    18
4. Tommy Burns  11
5. Muhammad Ali   10

Probably beat Tommy Burns, but who the fuck knows, not much film there.

Other four would handle him easily.

SuperTed

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6701
  • Rebirth
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2015, 02:09:56 AM »
He'd definitely beat poor tommy burns...dude was the shortest heavyweight in history, and one of the lightest too. Still a hell of a fighter though.
the Klitschko's are underrated because they have a horrible style to watch but it's effective. Vitali was by far the better fighter but wlad has learnt how to play it safe and effective, though i'd agree he loses to the others on the list in their prime.

Wlad is the better boxer. Vitali was the better fighter.

MANGOOS

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 655
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2015, 02:30:40 AM »

Costanza

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2724
  • ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ Team 5 plates a side on uprights
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2015, 02:37:42 AM »
The Falcon would definitely connect with a few shots.

_bruce_

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 23450
  • Sam Sesambröt Sulek
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2015, 03:07:07 AM »
 :D
.

El Diablo Blanco

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31826
  • Nom Nom Nom Nom
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2015, 07:34:45 AM »
What a boring fight.  he just jabbed with his left the entire night trying to get in a right hook but never had the chance.

Hulkotron

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 28216
  • I ate an entire box of popsicles the day prior
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2015, 07:59:37 AM »
This is one of the best posts i've ever read on here! ;D

Falcon by TKO or maybe a split decision.

JasonH

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 11704
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2015, 08:19:32 AM »
Klitschko's next fight is mandatory against Tyson Fury for the WBC title, should be interesting.

oldgolds

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1538
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2015, 08:27:38 AM »
Klitschko's next fight is mandatory against Tyson Fury for the WBC title, should be interesting.

You gotta be kidding...Fury is a complete bum. First round knockout.

SuperTed

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6701
  • Rebirth
Re: Wladimir Klitschko
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2015, 08:35:43 AM »
You gotta be kidding...Fury is a complete bum. First round knockout.

Fury is decent and has heart. He'll last around 6-8 rounds before getting stopped.