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Title: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 05:13:22 PM
So I went on a date tonight. Well, I do not even know if I would call it a date. She just wanted to meet for coffee. I guess she was trying to feel me out.

I have been talking to her for about 10 days and we finally met today. One problem: I totally forgot her name, and she knows mine.

After 10 days of talking and a date, I think it would be bad if I asked her for her name. How do I go about finding out her name without asking? Or should I just ask?

Your Friend,

SF1900

Bodybuilding Related...Who was a better bodybuilder, Ronnie Coleman or Dorian Yates?
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Post by: Borracho on April 13, 2013, 05:15:16 PM
Mulva!
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Post by: Irongrip400 on April 13, 2013, 05:15:57 PM
It's clear you met online, so just log back in and check her out.  ;D
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Post by: Schnauzer on April 13, 2013, 05:16:29 PM
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Post by: Irongrip400 on April 13, 2013, 05:16:39 PM
Mulva!

Deloris!
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Post by: Parker on April 13, 2013, 05:16:56 PM
So I went on a date tonight. Well, I do not even know if I would call it a date. She just wanted to meet for coffee. I guess she was trying to feel me out.

I have been talking to her for about 10 days and we finally met today. One problem: I totally forgot her name, and she knows mine.

After 10 days of talking and a date, I think it would be bad if I asked her for her name. How do I go about finding out her name without asking? Or should I just ask?

Your Friend,

SF1900
when you got her phone number, did you put her name in it?
Because who answers the phone, "Hey you?"
Always, always remember names...
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 05:17:02 PM
It's clear you met online, so just log back in and check her out.  ;D
 

I am not denying that. We texted a lot from day 1 and I delete all my texts, so I erased the one where she told me her name.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 05:18:23 PM
Mulva!
 


haha, this is a seinfeld episode ha lol
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 05:18:58 PM
when you got her phone number, did you put her name in it?
Because who answers the phone, "Hey you?"
Always, always remember names...
 

No, I never store names right away. Damnit! Shoot, I guess Ill have to ask her eventually.  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 13, 2013, 05:19:49 PM
Mulva!

Beat me to it...Hahahahahahahahaha
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Post by: Henda on April 13, 2013, 05:21:56 PM
Ask her what she prefers to be called and hope she  has a name that can be shortened or pronounced a few ways  ???
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 05:22:55 PM
Ask her what she prefers to be called and hope she  has a name that can be shortened or pronounced a few ways  ???


Like if her name is Christina, maybe she prefers "Tina" or something. I know a christina that preferred "Tina"

Good advice.  :D :D
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Krankenstein on April 13, 2013, 05:23:05 PM
Do you recall if her voicemail was set up with her name?  If so...simple solution...

1) Two phones
2) Start calling her with one phone.  
3) IMMEDIATELY call her with other phone.  Call waiting only works when call is connected.  While ringing it will go right to voicemail  Problem solved.

Or......

A solution that will kind of sound stupid you do this....

Call her.  When she pics up, you sound 'started' and you say "Umm...who is this?"  She will instinctively tell you her name like "No _____, its _____"  then you make some excuse like "Oh crap, I thought I just dialed my buddy Mike and couldn't figure out who was answering the phone"
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 13, 2013, 05:25:38 PM
Show me some pussy pics, then I'll be able to tell you her name.
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Post by: Irongrip400 on April 13, 2013, 05:25:48 PM
Do you recall if her voicemail was set up with her name?  If so...simple solution...

1) Two phones
2) Start calling her with one phone.  
3) IMMEDIATELY call her with other phone.  Call waiting only works when call is connected.  While ringing it will go right to voicemail  Problem solved.

Or......

A solution that will kind of sound stupid you do this....

Call her.  When she pics up, you sound 'started' and you say "Umm...who is this?"  She will instinctively tell you her name like "No _____, its _____"  then you make some excuse like "Oh crap, I thought I just dialed my buddy Mike and couldn't figure out who was answering the phone"

Genius
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 05:27:31 PM
Do you recall if her voicemail was set up with her name?  If so...simple solution...

1) Two phones
2) Start calling her with one phone.  
3) IMMEDIATELY call her with other phone.  Call waiting only works when call is connected.  While ringing it will go right to voicemail  Problem solved.

Or......

A solution that will kind of sound stupid you do this....

Call her.  When she pics up, you sound 'started' and you say "Umm...who is this?"  She will instinctively tell you her name like "No _____, its _____"  then you make some excuse like "Oh crap, I thought I just dialed my buddy Mike and couldn't figure out who was answering the phone"


I shall try these  :D :D
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 05:28:46 PM
Show me some pussy pics, then I'll be able to tell you her name.


haha, I only met her once! And I am not like that! Im a gentleman  :) :)
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: WOOO on April 13, 2013, 05:29:07 PM
So I went on a date tonight. Well, I do not even know if I would call it a date. She just wanted to meet for coffee. I guess she was trying to feel me out.

I have been talking to her for about 10 days and we finally met today. One problem: I totally forgot her name, and she knows mine.

After 10 days of talking and a date, I think it would be bad if I asked her for her name. How do I go about finding out her name without asking? Or should I just ask?

Your Friend,

SF1900

Bodybuilding Related...Who was a better bodybuilder, Ronnie Coleman or Dorian Yates?


Call display of peace.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 05:29:55 PM

Call display of peace.


 ??? ???
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Archer77 on April 13, 2013, 05:37:51 PM
On a date get a drink.  If she drinks she will show her ID.  Joke about license pictures and asked in a flirty way to see hers.  Or just ask her outright.     
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 05:49:27 PM
On a date get a drink.  If she drinks she will show her ID.  Joke about license pictures and asked in a flirty way to see hers.  Or just ask her outright.     
 

Na, I cant outright ask her. Feel too weird doing that. The license is also a good idea.

Getbig pulls through yet again!
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Post by: TrueGrit on April 13, 2013, 05:51:10 PM
 Karen
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Post by: chaos on April 13, 2013, 05:52:21 PM
Next time quit staring at her tits and pay attention to what she says. ::)

Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 05:55:56 PM
Karen


I dont think so  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: TigerStripes on April 13, 2013, 05:56:44 PM
Just man up and ask her what the fuck her name is.
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Post by: Butterbean on April 13, 2013, 05:58:45 PM
Gipple
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: TrueGrit on April 13, 2013, 06:00:35 PM


I dont think so  :-\ :-\

I know, I realized that the minute you said you actually met her in the real world.  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 06:05:14 PM
I know, I realized that the minute you said you actually met her in the real world.  ;D
 

Yes, some of us getbiggers venture out into the real world  ;D ;D
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Post by: King Shizzo on April 13, 2013, 06:11:19 PM
Buy her a 6 pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade  :D
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 06:26:26 PM
Buy her a 6 pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade  :D


This is not high school, shizzo  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Nirvana on April 13, 2013, 07:12:55 PM
chain her up in the gimp suit...

she'll talk
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Post by: BIG ACH on April 13, 2013, 07:25:18 PM

Tell her you can't find her on facebook and ask her to friend you?  Boom Problem solved!
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 07:27:41 PM
Tell her you can't find her on facebook and ask her to friend you?  Boom Problem solved!
 

Only 1 date. Do not want to FB friend her yet!

Thats a serious commitment in the Facebook world. Once you become FB friends, youre practically married  :o :o :o :D :D
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Post by: BIG ACH on April 13, 2013, 07:33:58 PM
 

Only 1 date. Do not want to FB friend her yet!

Thats a serious commitment in the Facebook world. Once you become FB friends, youre practically married  :o :o :o :D :D

Text her and say this:

"Really weird question:  can you spell your first name exactly how its meant to be spelled" - she will text back and you'll be in the clear, when she asks why, say, you'll see :-)

Plan a date with her, give her a small bouquet of flowers with a card that says "Her name - you're worth a second date and you're worth flowers as beautiful as you"

Then when you give her the flowers say, sorry I know many girls with your name spell it differently and I didn't want to butcher the first set of flowers I get you....

Girls like this cheesy ass crap!
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 07:37:39 PM
Text her and say this:

"Really weird question:  can you spell your first name exactly how its meant to be spelled" - she will text back and you'll be in the clear, when she asks why, say, you'll see :-)

Plan a date with her, give her a small bouquet of flowers with a card that says "Her name - you're worth a second date and you're worth flowers as beautiful as you"

Then when you give her the flowers say, sorry I know many girls with your name spell it differently and I didn't want to butcher the first set of flowers I get you....

Girls like this cheesy ass crap!


On the 2nd date?

This may sound off the creep alarm!  :-\ :-\

Good thing youre married, Big ach.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: BIG ACH on April 13, 2013, 07:39:05 PM


On the 2nd date?

This may sound off the creep alarm!  :-\ :-\

Good thing youre married, Big ach.

A very small bouquet on a second date is perfectly acceptable.... Its suave

Shows you put in extra effort
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: 240 is Back on April 13, 2013, 09:35:12 PM
it's too late to ask her.  Isn't she on facebook?  Create one, text her a link, tell her to add you as a friend.  Problem solved.

If she says she doesn't have one, then she has a hubby or warrants or something.
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Post by: kh300 on April 13, 2013, 09:40:17 PM
Me personally. I would next this bitch
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Post by: booty on April 13, 2013, 09:40:58 PM
I know, I realized that the minute you said you actually met her in the real world.  ;D
I laughed.  ;D. But the fact is I have met plenty of people at expos so I obviously do venture into the real world.
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Post by: Krankenstein on April 13, 2013, 09:50:01 PM
Another one...ask her for her e-mail to send her a funny pic (maybe like angry cat).  Tell her to write back and tell you what she thinks.  If she has a gmail account her name will most likely be there. 

Last (and certainly not desirable) option.  Give her number to Avesher and I am sure he can find out her name, when she had her last period, if she trims her pubes, and if she likes guys like you with small dicks.   ;D
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Post by: Primemuscle on April 13, 2013, 09:50:37 PM
So I went on a date tonight. Well, I do not even know if I would call it a date. She just wanted to meet for coffee. I guess she was trying to feel me out.

I have been talking to her for about 10 days and we finally met today. One problem: I totally forgot her name, and she knows mine.

After 10 days of talking and a date, I think it would be bad if I asked her for her name. How do I go about finding out her name without asking? Or should I just ask?

Your Friend,

SF1900

Bodybuilding Related...Who was a better bodybuilder, Ronnie Coleman or Dorian Yates?

You are definitely in a quagmire with this woman and not remembering her name. I sympathize with you because I have no memory for people's names and we could very well be talking about experiences I've had more times than I want to remember.

I am trying to think of ways you could resolve this problem. Directly asking her, her name might not be the best tactic. You might be able to work around this by asking her what her middle name is or asking her if she was named after someone, like a grandmother or an aunt. You could ask her if she has any nicknames and how they developed. There is a possibility that in answering these questions, she might reveal her name to you, if you are lucky.
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Post by: Primemuscle on April 13, 2013, 09:58:47 PM

Thats a serious commitment in the Facebook world. Once you become FB friends, youre practically married  :o :o :o :D :D

Yikes! If this is true, than I am married to a whole lot of folks that I don't want to be married to. Not only that but some of those marriages would have me breaking the law.
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Post by: booty on April 13, 2013, 10:02:50 PM
Yikes! If this is true, than I am married to a whole lot of folks that I don't want to be married to. Not only that but some of those marriages would have me breaking the law.
One if them wives would be me.
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Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 10:03:59 PM
I am talking to her now through text. I hope she doesnt refer to me by name because I cant do the same.

Ill just say "Hey you"
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Post by: THE BOUNCER on April 13, 2013, 10:04:36 PM
I am talking to her now through text. I hope she doesnt refer to me by name because I cant do the same.

Ill just say "Hey you"
ask her what her fucken name is. stop being a pussy.
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Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 10:04:49 PM
it's too late to ask her.  Isn't she on facebook?  Create one, text her a link, tell her to add you as a friend.  Problem solved.

If she says she doesn't have one, then she has a hubby or warrants or something.
 

No can do, 240. Its a little too early to become FB friends! :)
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Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 10:06:14 PM
Another one...ask her for her e-mail to send her a funny pic (maybe like angry cat).  Tell her to write back and tell you what she thinks.  If she has a gmail account her name will most likely be there. 

Last (and certainly not desirable) option.  Give her number to Avesher and I am sure he can find out her name, when she had her last period, if she trims her pubes, and if she likes guys like you with small dicks.   ;D


haha lol.  ;D ;D
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Post by: Maddy on April 13, 2013, 10:06:36 PM
I am talking to her now through text. I hope she doesnt refer to me by name because I cant do the same.

Ill just say "Hey you"

sf1900
ask her full
name idiot
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Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 10:08:35 PM
sf1900
ask her full
name idiot



haha lol. I definitely dont know her last name.

Thanks, Maddy!
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Post by: haider on April 13, 2013, 10:10:32 PM
Fuck it just ask out her sister, too much work this way  :D
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Post by: Schnauzer on April 13, 2013, 10:12:10 PM
Beat her up,then when you get served with the restraining order it will have her name on it
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Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 10:13:04 PM
Fuck it just ask out her sister, too much work this way  :D
 

Only child lol.

But good idea!
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Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 10:14:10 PM
Beat her up,then when you get served with the restraining order it will have her name on it



typical GB response.  :D :D
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Post by: Primemuscle on April 13, 2013, 10:16:58 PM


typical GB response.  :D :D

Correction, typical pathetic GB response.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 14, 2013, 05:09:00 AM
who cares about her name, just ask her if she sucks dick under a towel.
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Post by: oldtimer1 on April 14, 2013, 05:22:51 AM
You kids need an old dog like me to guide your sorry asses.

This is what you do. Say, "I forgot your name. What is it again?"  When she angrily says, "Tina!" You say," I meant your last name silly." Now you have her first and last name.  

If I was young again there would be no young hot chicks left over for you guys.
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Post by: SF1900 on April 14, 2013, 06:15:49 AM
who cares about her name, just ask her if she sucks dick under a towel.


Lol.

So Kai like!  :-\
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 14, 2013, 06:16:51 AM
You kids need an old dog like me to guide your sorry asses.

This is what you do. Say, "I forgot your name. What is it again?"  When she angrily says, "Tina!" You say," I meant your last name silly." Now you have her first and last name.  

If I was young again there would be no young hot chicks left over for you guys.


She already told me her last name (dont remember). But that is probably not as important as her first name.  :D :D
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Borracho on April 14, 2013, 06:59:44 AM
I would try to go as long as possible without knowing her name...

Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife??

man, I was hoping this guy would say her name... wtf is it  ???
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Post by: booty on April 14, 2013, 07:00:39 AM


She already told me her last name (dont remember). But that is probably not as important as her first name.  :D :D
Do you remember what colour her eyes are?  
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Post by: BIG ACH on April 14, 2013, 07:57:17 AM
I would try to go as long as possible without knowing her name...

Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife??

man, I was hoping this guy would say her name... wtf is it  ???

WINNER!  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: chaos on April 14, 2013, 07:58:39 AM
Do you remember what colour her eyes are?  
::)
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Post by: Figo on April 14, 2013, 07:59:14 AM
Beat her up,then when you get served with the restraining order it will have her name on it


That's good

Another option would be murder, and look out for the newspaper report, its bound to have her name and surname on it

Problem solved
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Post by: el numero uno on April 14, 2013, 08:05:25 AM
Did she tell you just her first name? Ask her what is her full name, she will obviously mention the first name.
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Post by: Krankenstein on April 14, 2013, 08:08:54 AM


She already told me her last name (dont remember). But that is probably not as important as her first name.  :D :D

You have last name.  Can it be spelled different ways?
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on April 14, 2013, 08:09:22 AM
Text her and say this:

"Really weird question:  can you spell your first name exactly how its meant to be spelled" - she will text back and you'll be in the clear, when she asks why, say, you'll see :-)

Plan a date with her, give her a small bouquet of flowers with a card that says "Her name - you're worth a second date and you're worth flowers as beautiful as you"

Then when you give her the flowers say, sorry I know many girls with your name spell it differently and I didn't want to butcher the first set of flowers I get you....

Girls like this cheesy ass crap!

BigAch you smooth son of a bitch, you just gave me a level 4 boner with that masterpiece.
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Post by: el numero uno on April 14, 2013, 08:18:46 AM
BTW last night I banged a medical doctor I knew also on a POF like site, but I dated her for a week before it. I didn't know "educated" women would go to dating sites, she's still a whore thou lol. I shall benefit from this situation and ask her for free consultations.
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Post by: Krankenstein on April 14, 2013, 08:19:59 AM
BTW last night I banged a medical doctor I knew also on a POF like site, but I dated her for a week before it. I didn't know "educated" women would go to dating sites, she's still a whore thou lol. I shall benefit from this situation and ask her for free consultations.

All types there.....my worst story involved a woman who said she was 47....turned out she looked 57 - 60.  HOLY HELL!!
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Post by: el numero uno on April 14, 2013, 08:25:23 AM
All types there.....my worst story involved a woman who said she was 47....turned out she looked 57 - 60.  HOLY HELL!!

I was lucky, she looked better in person than in photos. Oh yeah, I also met a girl that looked decent in photos and turned out to look like $hit in person (waay fatter), I stopped chatting with her after we met.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Krankenstein on April 14, 2013, 08:35:07 AM
OP and I love to exchange the "WTF are they thinking" pics from those sites.
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Post by: el numero uno on April 14, 2013, 08:39:26 AM
OP and I love to exchange the "WTF are they thinking" pics from those sites.

 ;D
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: chaos on April 14, 2013, 08:41:24 AM
Well? What's her name?
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 14, 2013, 08:42:13 AM
I would try to go as long as possible without knowing her name...

Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife??

man, I was hoping this guy would say her name... wtf is it  ???


Nope, still no name. Have not talked to her today.

Who knows what the future will bring.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 14, 2013, 08:44:34 AM
Well? What's her name?
 

I dont know :/
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 14, 2013, 09:32:49 AM
So I went on a date tonight. Well, I do not even know if I would call it a date. She just wanted to meet for coffee. I guess she was trying to feel me out.

I have been talking to her for about 10 days and we finally met today. One problem: I totally forgot her name, and she knows mine.

After 10 days of talking and a date, I think it would be bad if I asked her for her name. How do I go about finding out her name without asking? Or should I just ask?

Your Friend,

SF1900

Bodybuilding Related...Who was a better bodybuilder, Ronnie Coleman or Dorian Yates?

sf!!!!!  Please send me a pic bro!!!!!!
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Archer77 on April 14, 2013, 09:48:38 AM
 

I dont know :/

Another thing to do is call her but don't leave a message.  When (if) she calls back don't answer and let her leave a message.  She should say her name-hopefully.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Parker on April 14, 2013, 09:58:20 AM


Nope, still no name. Have not talked to her today.

Who knows what the future will bring.
just call her Rose...because a Rose by any other name...
Today is nice out, you call up "Rose" for a picnic (if it is nice in your area) and discuss names...what they mean, and how it's very IMPORTANT to remember the other person's name. And the ensuing embarrassment it brings when you don't remember the other's name...halarity will ensue when you joke about not remembering ______name...
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Post by: King Shizzo on April 14, 2013, 10:05:18 AM
Beta male of peace.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Nirvana on April 14, 2013, 10:06:23 AM
Do you remember what colour her eyes are?  
she's so full of shit that her eyes are brown
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: BigCyp on April 14, 2013, 10:10:09 AM
One I used many times with no suspicions is "How do you spell your name - is it just the regular spelling?"

Easy!
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Krankenstein on April 14, 2013, 10:11:14 AM
What will he do if she said "B....I....G.....C.....Y. ...P"?
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on April 14, 2013, 11:30:12 AM
What will he do if she said "B....I....G.....C.....Y. ...P"?
I.W.H.I.

It's the right thing to do.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: King Shizzo on April 14, 2013, 11:31:39 AM
One I used many times with no suspicions is "How do you spell your name - is it just the regular spelling?"

Easy!
Does that work on down syndrome chicks? Dah.....Dorrrrr..... Dahhhhhh.....potatoe.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: NotSure on April 14, 2013, 11:51:59 AM
So I went on a date tonight. Well, I do not even know if I would call it a date. She just wanted to meet for coffee. I guess she was trying to feel me out.

I have been talking to her for about 10 days and we finally met today. One problem: I totally forgot her name, and she knows mine.

After 10 days of talking and a date, I think it would be bad if I asked her for her name. How do I go about finding out her name without asking? Or should I just ask?

Your Friend,

SF1900

Bodybuilding Related...Who was a better bodybuilder, Ronnie Coleman or Dorian Yates?
Simple solution my friend. Introduce her to a friend of yours. Say "This is my friends XXXXX" and let her introduce herself.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Tapeworm on April 14, 2013, 12:09:53 PM
Steal her mailbox.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Tapeworm on April 14, 2013, 12:36:33 PM
Call her Betty.  If she objects just tell her this isn't gonna to work out.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 14, 2013, 12:39:51 PM
First I thought this was another Anabolichalo posting  ;D
Here are some suggestions,

1. Google her name indirectly by entering her email address, FB name or Getbig gimmick.
2. Focus on her person and speak the whole alphabet slowly (this works for me in many cases).
3. Follow her back home during your next date, and check the door plate.

Good luck, good fuck :)
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: syntaxmachine on April 14, 2013, 12:56:42 PM
You might be able to work around this by asking her what her middle name is or asking her if she was named after someone, like a grandmother or an aunt. ...she might reveal her name to you, if you are lucky.

What the f*ck are you on about?

Boy: Banking and Corporate Law? Nice. I didn't know Masters degrees in the U.K. were only one year...that must've been an intense period of study, I imagine?

Girl: blah blah blah (Boy feigns interest and attempts to communicate attraction via various subtle physical gyrations and prolonged eye contact)

Boy: Right...so...uh...WERE YOU NAMED AFTER YOUR GRANDMA?

Girl:  ???

Boy: Hah...I mean...uhm...*gulp* *Bead of sweat begins to form on forehead* What I mean is, uh....WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME AND DOES IT STAND IN ANY RELATION THAT MAY BE INTERESTING TO YOUR FIRST NAME?!
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on April 14, 2013, 01:21:56 PM
How do I go about finding out her name without asking? Or should I just ask?

Just ask. Have her re-introduce herself and describe how she knows you. Explain to her that as your disease progresses, you’ll not only forget the names of your dates, you’ll eventually forget ever having known people with whom you are already familiar. Don’t worry about being embarrassed or any such thing. Be upfront and live for the present. In the fullness of time, you'll forget all about it. Good luck!
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: King Shizzo on April 14, 2013, 01:23:52 PM
Just ask. Have her re-introduce herself and describe how she knows you. Explain to her that as your disease progresses, you’ll not only forget the names of your dates, you’ll eventually forget ever having known people with whom you are already familiar. Don’t worry about being embarrassed or any such thing. Be upfront and live for the present. In the fullness of time, you forget all about it. Good luck!
Oh Kahn. Another brilliant gimmick (along with Syntax) that I will enjoy taking down. I have sat on the sidelines for too long. It is time for me to make my mark.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on April 14, 2013, 01:36:26 PM
Oh Kahn. Another brilliant gimmick (along with Syntax) that I will enjoy taking down. I have sat on the sidelines for too long. It is time for me to make my mark.

Oracle, I have offended thee? A thousand pardons, but I stand falsely accused. I am no gimmick, though I am indeed humbled by your adjectival qualification. I remind all that you are wise and I am but a poor, humble servant in the vineyards of Getbig. I shall make sacrifice in your name. May you find it acceptable.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: King Shizzo on April 14, 2013, 01:40:52 PM
Oracle, I have offended thee? A thousand pardons, but I stand falsely accused. I am no gimmick, though I am indeed humbled by your adjectival qualification. I remind all that you are wise and I am but a poor, humble servant in the vinyards of Getbig. I shall make sacrifice in your name. May you find it acceptable.
As long as you sacrifice........Lulu. I grow tired of the lies. Either come to judgement or be sacrificed as the gimmick we know you are!
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on April 14, 2013, 01:48:40 PM
As long as you sacrifice........Lulu. I grow tired of the lies. Either come to judgement or be sacrificed as the gimmick we know you are!

Oracle, your words cut deep. But your vision is blurred and your thoughts confused. Oracle, you know I value your judgment, but please put down the temple wine and retreat back to Delphi for some rest.   
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 14, 2013, 02:18:13 PM
First I thought this was another Anabolichalo posting  ;D
Here are some suggestions,

1. Google her name indirectly by entering her email address, FB name or Getbig gimmick.
2. Focus on her person and speak the whole alphabet slowly (this works for me in many cases).
3. Follow her back home during your next date, and check the door plate.

Good luck, good fuck :)



haha lol. It does sound like one of his posts  ;D ;D

#3 is creepy  :-\ :D :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: King Shizzo on April 14, 2013, 02:21:24 PM
Oracle, your words cut deep. But your vision is blurred and your thoughts confused. Oracle, you know I value your judgment, but please put down the temple wine and retreat back to Delphi for some rest.   
Your knowlege gives me great comfort, however I will not be distracted by a siren. You have untill sat. 11:59, to prove yourself. You are a great poster, but you do not have a face to a name. All will be judged.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Maddy on April 14, 2013, 02:30:51 PM
Your knowlege gives me great comfort, however I will not be distracted by a siren. You have untill sat. 11:59, to prove yourself. You are a great poster, but you do not have a face to a name. All will be judged.

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Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 14, 2013, 02:31:03 PM



haha lol. It does sound like one of his posts  ;D ;D

#3 is creepy  :-\ :D :D ;D ;D

Dang, I meant after your date, to make it a little less creepy  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: King Shizzo on April 14, 2013, 02:33:43 PM
shizzo81
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Examples.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: cephissus on April 14, 2013, 02:49:32 PM
Your knowlege gives me great comfort, however I will not be distracted by a siren. You have untill sat. 11:59, to prove yourself. You are a great poster, but you do not have a face to a name. All will be judged.

kahn has actually posted a facepic tho...

What the f*ck are you on about?

Boy: Banking and Corporate Law? Nice. I didn't know Masters degrees in the U.K. were only one year...that must've been an intense period of study, I imagine?

Girl: blah blah blah (Boy feigns interest and attempts to communicate attraction via various subtle physical gyrations and prolonged eye contact)

Boy: Right...so...uh...WERE YOU NAMED AFTER YOUR GRANDMA?

Girl:  ???

Boy: Hah...I mean...uhm...*gulp* *Bead of sweat begins to form on forehead* What I mean is, uh....WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME AND DOES IT STAND IN ANY RELATION THAT MAY BE INTERESTING TO YOUR FIRST NAME?!

;D
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: King Shizzo on April 14, 2013, 02:52:13 PM
kahn has actually posted a facepic tho...

;D
Im not perfect, maybe I missed the post. Please show us the pic Kahn.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on April 14, 2013, 03:03:08 PM
Im not perfect, maybe I missed the post. Please show us the pic Kahn.

Oracle, Cephissus is a valued ally and a strong champion of the just. So I am not surprised that he should intercede on my behalf. It is true that I once posted two pics, which were slightly distorted (and subsequently removed) to dissuade their use in chops that would superimpose dangling cocks and ignoble teabags from (if you will allow a momentary lapse of modesty) my august and handsome visage. My decision remains.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Archer77 on April 14, 2013, 03:05:39 PM
Oracle, Cephissus is a valued ally and a strong champion of the just. So I am not surprised that he should intercede on my behalf. It is true that I once posted two pics, which were slightly distorted to dissuade their use in chops that would superimpose dangling cocks and ignoble teabags from (if you will allow a momentary lapse of modesty) my august and handsome visage. My decision remains.

You have an excellent command of language!
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: King Shizzo on April 14, 2013, 03:07:10 PM
Oracle, Cephissus is a valued ally and a strong champion of the just. So I am not surprised that he should intercede on my behalf. It is true that I once posted two pics, which were slightly distorted to dissuade their use in chops that would superimpose dangling cocks and ignoble teabags from (if you will allow a momentary lapse of modesty) my august and handsome visage. My decision remains.
Not good enough! Your noble ramblings aside, I need to see these pics for myself. Cephissus' as well. What the fuck is a leg pick going to do? I am growing tired of this.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on April 14, 2013, 03:09:42 PM
You have an excellent command of language!

Thanks, Archer! So do you.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 14, 2013, 03:33:00 PM
UPDATE

I may see her tonight. I will get her name! I will make GB proud!
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 14, 2013, 03:37:22 PM
UPDATE

I may see her tonight. I will get her name! I will make GB proud!

That's good to hear, so what will be your strategy?
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 14, 2013, 03:40:20 PM
That's good to hear, so what will be your strategy?
 

I do not know. Have not figured that out yet.

I need to go meditate on this.  :o :D :D
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 14, 2013, 03:49:53 PM
 

I do not know. Have not figured that out yet.

I need to go meditate on this.  :o :D :D

Just say "hi!" with a smile to her, no need to say her name in every sentence.
However, I got a compliment once for doing this (fucked her on the first date).
Maybe, meditating before a date is a good thing. I found out that it makes me horny.
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: SF1900 on April 14, 2013, 03:55:25 PM
Just say "hi!" with a smile to her, no need to say her name in every sentence.
However, I got a compliment once for doing this (fucked her on the first date).
Maybe, meditating before a date is a good thing. I found out that it makes me horny.


For doing what?

Yes, I need to make GB proud. If I fail tonight, I will have shamed GB. This will lead to failures in other areas of my life :(
Title: Re: Getbig, please help. What do I do?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 14, 2013, 04:01:09 PM


For doing what?

Yes, I need to make GB proud. If I fail tonight, I will have shamed GB. This will lead to failures in other areas of my life :(


For using her name frequently during our first conversations. I wasn't aware of that, but now I can use it in my advantage  ;)
In case you fail, post a picture of her face. In case you succeed, post a picture of her ass.