can we talk about something besides uncle Joon ?

[Palpatine Q]

Just a general question.

I ask because I just took a shit, and I was thinking...that's a pretty accurate way to gauge if you're eating too much.

if you're shitting twice a day, or even one large poop...you should eat less.

[pedro01]

Poops come in all shapes & sizes.

To be sure, you need to record the total weight of all poops on a given day.

[Uncle Joon]

Poops come in all shapes & sizes.

To be sure, you need to record the total weight of all poops on a given day.

shitakeswan to know one Peter.

[Palpatine Q]

Poops come in all shapes & sizes.

To be sure, you need to record the total weight of all poops on a given day.

no shit (ha)  i have a little deli scale and the thought has crossed my mind

[avesher]

no shit (ha)  i have a little deli scale and the thought has crossed my mind

film it if you do---would be epic

[Waller]

Who hasn't weighed themselves before and after a dump? :p

[Palpatine Q]

film it if you do---would be epic

That's exactly what I was thinking

[pedro01]

Who hasn't weighed themselves before and after a dump? :p

Killjoy

[Waller]

Killjoy

You misunderstand, I was sharing enthusiasm for poop weighing. A turd on a scale sounds like a marvelous idea.

[TrueGrit]

http://doodienoted.com/the-average-weight-of-your-dumps

[THE ARS]

I feel like you guys are still talking about him.

[pedro01]

http://doodienoted.com/the-average-weight-of-your-dumps

.7lbs - that's all? Is this a man thing? Thinking things are bigger than they actually are? I swear some of mine look like a solid 1.5kgs, curling round the pan...

I remember my mate Sean coming back into the office after going to the toilet and an obese (400+lbs) guy called Wally was in the stall next to him.

Sean comes back into the office with a white face "That poor Walter is in all sorts of trouble in there".

I'm thinking Walter was a 3 flush 4-5kg gou.