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Crossfit fail
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:38:08 PM »

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2015, 12:40:57 PM »
It's amazing that more people haven't been sued for this. How many real injuries came out of this day?

OTOH, it's functional.

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2015, 01:04:42 PM »
Retarded.

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2015, 01:06:33 PM »
That's not crossfit, it's the special olympics

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2015, 01:06:40 PM »
Retarded.

Obsidian does this workout every day. Unfortunately, he hasn't broken his hands yet, and still posts on getbig.

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2015, 03:52:05 AM »

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2015, 04:34:15 AM »


Ahahahahaha, fucking douche trying to play badass in front of his new girlfriend and her kid.   :D

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2015, 04:37:51 AM »

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2015, 05:20:41 AM »
The AGE of STUPIDITY   ::)

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2015, 05:23:53 AM »
The AGE of STUPIDITY   ::)

one must train like ancient gladiators of the colosseum in order to become strong and tough

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2015, 05:24:01 AM »
racist post reported showing only white people not being able to jump...
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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2015, 05:29:00 AM »
All these retards hopping around like the fucking Easter bunny. 

Why are Crossfit workouts names after annoying women's names?  Fran, Tabata?  What the fuck is this shit?

I'd like to give the inventor of this phaggotry a swift kick in the nuts.

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2015, 10:03:54 AM »
the movie "Idiocracy" predicted all of this nonsense.

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2015, 10:08:57 AM »
All these retards hopping around like the fucking Easter bunny. 

Why are Crossfit workouts names after annoying women's names?  Fran, Tabata?  What the fuck is this shit?

I'd like to give the inventor of this phaggotry a swift kick in the nuts.

A tabata is something else entirely.

Inviting ridicule for knowing such faggotry, I know.

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2015, 10:57:11 AM »


This dude is at a firehouse doing crossfag on the back of a fire engine.
Total homo.

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2015, 01:39:27 PM »
ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME!!!!
Mr. AZ 2003

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2015, 03:10:35 PM »
The crossfit types are the hipsters of the gym world, had one at the gym earlier today who had taken the bar from within the power rack only to set it up with baby weights right in front of it. Not actually using it at all, just wanting to be near it and prevent others from actually using it for whatever reason. Given they're spoon fed what to do ala random workout of the days I would much rather see these types go to some sort of day care jungle gym gymnasium. Really have no business in most commercial gyms. The crossfit fail vids however are hilarious so at least they have that going for them.

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2015, 03:26:21 PM »
Pentagon considers ban on Crossfit....


http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/04/crossfit-ban-dod/

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2015, 03:36:58 PM »
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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2015, 04:02:32 PM »
Even the most educated got it..I'm both impressed and surprised at the same time :D

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2015, 04:03:18 PM »


that's what he gets trying to act like a bad ass hahaha

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2015, 04:15:45 PM »
Even the most educated got it..I'm both impressed and surprised at the same time :D

You thought it was a real article though.  :-\ :-\
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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2015, 04:19:29 PM »
You thought it was a real article though.  :-\ :-\

I did?? Where did you see that? Are you sure about that?

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Re: Crossfit fail
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2015, 04:23:59 PM »
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