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anabolichalo

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« on: October 22, 2012, 06:19:04 AM »
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Jadeveon Clowney

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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2012, 06:19:46 AM »
lol, this is some good trolling.
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Tito24

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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2012, 06:23:00 AM »
having a fit physique helps a bit but when the looks are bad just make sure you have a big mouth
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2012, 06:24:04 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on October 22, 2012, 06:23:00 AM
having a fit physique helps a bit but when the looks are bad just make sure you have a big mouth

These are things you will never have to worry about Marcel.
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2012, 06:28:24 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on October 22, 2012, 06:27:37 AM
tbombz for instance

ugly as shit short dicked guy on steroids androgel

in daily life, do the steroids androgel improve the way he is perceived?

They greatly increase his stature and confidence in his own mind.
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2012, 06:30:38 AM »
Don't know what to tell you about the looks....and i can't really sympathize about the cock thing...   :)  You might want to get really good at oral or find chicks who are into anal where a smaller dick might be a good thing.
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2012, 06:34:33 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on October 22, 2012, 06:24:04 AM
These are things you will never have to worry about Marcel.

high five!
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2012, 06:36:34 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on October 22, 2012, 06:34:33 AM
high five!

You can high five your son in my absence!
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2012, 06:41:25 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on October 22, 2012, 06:32:51 AM
anal with a small dick sounds pathetic

Better than no anal at all...
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2012, 07:02:28 AM »
You probably fucked a ladyboy and intuitively knew you were doing a man.
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2012, 07:33:42 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on October 22, 2012, 07:26:19 AM
no i think anal sex is just gross in real life

after that 2 other women were interested in anal sex but i immediatly told them i dont want it

Well done for protecting your bumhole
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2012, 07:40:01 AM »
I've had anal once...with my first long term GF... she said "never again".  My wife took it up there once in college and says there' no way in hell she'll let me go there.

Frankly...it bothers me that a little that some guy nailed that ass and I haven't.
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2012, 08:07:29 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on October 22, 2012, 06:23:00 AM
but when the looks are bad just make sure you have a big mouth

This is good advice. bjs can take you far, chalo.
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2012, 08:12:23 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on October 22, 2012, 06:19:04 AM
can steroids compensate for this?

Since you are ugly with a small dick here is what you do, go to a male bathroom make a hole in the bathroom stall and write the words glory hole with a marker, sit there and wait patiently and when you see a dick come through the hole you suck it.
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2012, 08:29:34 AM »
put a bag over ur head and get a 'price albert' u''ll be fine...
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2012, 08:40:02 AM »
Quote from: Moen on October 22, 2012, 07:02:28 AM
You probably fucked a ladyboy and intuitively knew you were doing a man.


LOL!!!
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2012, 08:42:56 AM »
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2012, 08:55:39 AM »
 Don`t worry I am sure you are not alone, there are probably lots of people pissed off about your looks and cock size.
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2012, 08:56:38 AM »
Maybe you should serve some time in a war zone. If you make it out alive, tell me if trivial shit like looks or cock size still matters to you.
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2012, 09:15:05 AM »
Date Asian girls their pussies are smaller
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2012, 09:31:22 AM »
Haha great thread
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Tito24

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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2012, 09:34:12 AM »
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2012, 10:07:37 AM »
Quote from: flipper5470 on October 22, 2012, 07:40:01 AM
I've had anal once...with my first long term GF... she said "never again".  My wife took it up there once in college and says there' no way in hell she'll let me go there.

Frankly...it bothers me that a little that some guy nailed that ass and I haven't.

I like you. You're funny.
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Jadeveon Clowney

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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2012, 10:27:05 AM »
Quote from: flipper5470 on October 22, 2012, 07:40:01 AM
My wife took it up there once in college and says there' no way in hell she'll let me go there.



2 options - be happy that you're big enough to be scary or go to counseling.  I think you should take the latter route - always fun to discuss anal with a neutral third party.
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Re: i'm really pissed off sometimes about my looks and cock size
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2012, 10:29:41 AM »
Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on October 22, 2012, 10:27:05 AM
2 options - be happy that you're big enough to be scary or go to counseling.  I think you should take the latter route - always fun to discuss anal with a neutral third party.
"Dude, my wife let some other dude fuck her in the ass, but she wont let me. What gives bro?"
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