Author Topic: New FUN way to WORKOUT! (Read 16456 times)

sarcasm · « **Reply #25 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:33:51 PM »

hahahaha, yes Broad Street the disc jockey/movie director was there trying to recruit alexxx for his South Street Strumpets series.

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #26 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:37:33 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!! I bet Alexxx is the kind of gay that arives early for his weekly prostate exams. He tells himself, "I'm not gay, in high-risk groups, such as African-American men and men with a family history of prostate cancer, should have a prostate-specific antigen (PSA) blood test and digital rectal exam (DRE) once every year." HAHAHAHAHAA

Tap Out · « **Reply #27 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:37:53 PM »

i bet t-bagging is part of alexxx's leg workout. he does 3 sets of ten with 2 forced reps from his spotter. what a homo.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #28 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:38:00 PM »

hahahahahaha I bet alexxx is the kinda guy that goes to Venice beach to see the "mecca" and meets the Local Chapter 69 Gaylord Brigade and this greasy black dude says "hey wanna train with us. you'll always have a partner" Alexxx shows up at the club house with his pillow and immunization card and promptly starts sucking off every guy. When they comment on how he was gayer then most gays Alexxx says "In my house this is how my dad got to know his friends better!" hahahahah gay as a Rainbow Cruise hahahaha

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #29 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:41:18 PM »

HAHAHAHA Oh brother hahahaah

Alexxx is the kind of gay that hangs out backstage before a bodybuilding contest. He slips viagra in the pros water bottles and says, "gee Lee, you all can't go on stage with those veiny striated cocks poking out. I have no other choice but to suck you off. I'll do anything for the sport of bodybuilding." HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA!!!!!!!! oh brother

Tap Out · « **Reply #30 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:43:47 PM »

i bet alexxx is the kind of guy who watches the gay shower seen in american history x over and over, then tells himself "im not a fag, i just want to learn how to bring different races closer together" what a rump ranger

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #31 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:44:19 PM »

hahahaha yes! hahaha alexxx is that gay and then some. I bet he's so gay that he goes to Blockbuster video to return Queer As Folk after determining there wasn't enough gay sex. hahaha He goes to the store manager and says "this is gay you asshole" and spreads his cheeks to let a basketball he was hiding bounce onto the counter hahahahahahahahahahaha gay as a maypole hahahaha

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #32 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:48:13 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH!!!!!!!! Oh brother!!!! hahaha

Alexxx is the type of gay to walk out of the shower with a yellow towel on his head. He's walks seductively up to all 4'11'' inches of his life size Sean Ray poster and says, "It's ok big boy your all safe with me now." HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #33 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:50:40 PM »

Yes he's exactly like that

Tap Out · « **Reply #34 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:51:03 PM »

i bet alexxx is the kind of guy cruises junior high schools looking for fresh meat, then tells himself "i'm not queer, i'm just making sure nobody is skipping school.'' what a quief
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Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #35 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:51:57 PM »

Gayer than Neverland Ranch.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #36 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:53:54 PM »

Gayer then vaginal birth hahaha

sarcasm · « **Reply #37 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:53:56 PM »

hahahahahalolololoozozoz ozozo!!!!!!!!! oh brother, yes guys, alexxx is the type of guy who goes to the gym and does a monster glute workout consisting off Butt Blaster and Stiff leg deadlift supersets and then gets upset when a gym employee tells him not to get semen on the machines so he storms out of the gym and goes to gay Club Lorenzo's in a fit of rage and when the bouncer stops him at the door he says, "don't you know who i am, musclebear? i'm alexx the nastiest litlle bottom bitch on getbig, you know the website with such gay celebrities as Rhino290 and Hrdcor, now let me in NOW!!!!!!!!!", hahahaha, what a fag.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #38 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:54:51 PM »

hahahahahahahaha yes that's funny cause I picture him like that

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #39 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:56:02 PM »

HAHAAHAHAHA

Tap Out · « **Reply #40 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:56:58 PM »

alexxx is gayer than the pet shop boys playing at a gay bar.

sarcasm · « **Reply #41 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:59:32 PM »

he's gayer than a Dave Matthews interview on the Bravo network.

Tap Out · « **Reply #42 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:00:14 PM »

alexxx is the kind of guy who gets kicked out of the y.m.c.a. for jerking offf while watching guys shower. then justifies it by saying "i thought y.m.c.a. stood for for Young Men Craving Anus.

what a fluffer

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #43 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:00:17 PM »

he's gayer then getting a dirty sanchez from Harvey Firestein

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #44 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:01:05 PM »

Gayer than a Golden Girls marathon on Lifetime.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #45 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:03:01 PM »

gayer then the Indigo Girls birkenstocks

Tap Out · « **Reply #46 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:03:20 PM »

gayer than Rosie O'Donell's softball team

sarcasm · « **Reply #47 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:04:14 PM »

gayer than a 4 Non Blondes reunion on the Oxygen channel.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #48 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:04:22 PM »

I heard the neighborhood guys call Alexxx's dad the "flame thrower" cause he's always tossing Alexxx's "friends" out when he catches them playing pin the tail on the alexxx

Tap Out · « **Reply #49 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:05:25 PM »

alexxx is gayer than a prison toothbrush