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Title: Steven Seagal movie generator!!!
Post by: Team Diver on September 11, 2008, 06:05:33 AM

Hilarious! :D
http://www.trhonline.com/seagal/

E.g.:

Shadows of the Justice

Starring:
Steven Seagal, Kurt Russel and David Suchet

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a lone wolf cop who needs to stop his childhood nemesis (played by David Suchet ) from setting off bombs across San Fransisco.

Seagal is joined by a wine porter (played by Kurt Russel ). With the odds against them, can they prevent David Suchet from blowing up a church full of innocent parishoners ?

Title: Re: Steven Seagal movie generator!!!
Post by: m8 on September 11, 2008, 06:11:29 AM

"Black within"

 ??? ??? ???

Title: Re: Steven Seagal movie generator!!!
Post by: smaul on September 11, 2008, 06:25:03 AM

Starring:
Steven Seagal, Kurt Russel and Basil Wallace

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a DEA Agent who needs to stop a serial killer (played by Basil Wallace ) from smuggling explosives across international borders .

Seagal is joined by a stripper (played by Kurt Russel  :D). With the odds against them, can they prevent Basil Wallace from killing the only person Seagal loves ?

Title: Re: Steven Seagal movie generator!!!
Post by: Team Diver on September 11, 2008, 06:52:02 AM

Exit Law

Starring:
Steven Seagal, Edward Cox and William Forsythe

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a buddhist monk who needs to stop a Chinese mafiosa (played by William Forsythe ) from hijacking a train .

Seagal is joined by a computer programmer (played by Edward Cox ). With the odds against them, can they prevent William Forsythe from selling nuclear weapons to terrorists ?

Title: Re: Steven Seagal movie generator!!!
Post by: swilkins1984 on September 11, 2008, 02:03:25 PM

Quote from: m8 on September 11, 2008, 06:11:29 AM

"Black within"

 ??? ??? ???

Sounds like IR porn  ;D

Title: Re: Steven Seagal movie generator!!!
Post by: Deadpool on September 11, 2008, 02:22:21 PM

his current movies are so bad, a high school theater dept could put together a better production

Title: Re: Steven Seagal movie generator!!!
Post by: Bluto on September 11, 2008, 02:35:28 PM

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a buddhist monk who needs to stop an arabian terrorist (played by Henry Silva ) from hijacking a train .

Seagal is joined by a High School Football Coach (played by Erika Eleniak ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Henry Silva from drilling for oil ?

Title: Re: Steven Seagal movie generator!!!
Post by: leaky_frog on September 11, 2008, 04:39:05 PM

Freakin' Brilliant!!!

Title: Re: Steven Seagal movie generator!!!
Post by: Team Diver on September 12, 2008, 08:37:30 AM

 ;D ;D

Executive Sun

Starring:
Steven Seagal, Keith David and Gary Busey

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a a Detroit cop who doesn't follow rules who needs to stop a serial killer (played by Gary Busey ) from kidnapping Seagal's daughter .

Seagal is joined by a DEA Agent (played by Keith David ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Gary Busey from fleeing the country ?