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Title: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Army of One on February 08, 2014, 01:51:22 PM
Like pretty face, slim, nice tits, but ass like a single dennys pancake?Cant do it myself, biggest turn off ever,.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: King Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 01:53:07 PM
A pretty face and tucked pussy lips are my only requirements.

Cant have meat flaps that resemble a highschool play curtain.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 08, 2014, 01:54:59 PM
Dont look at the ass always keep her facing you and you will be ok.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: the trainer on February 08, 2014, 02:08:38 PM
I once dated a girl with pussy flaps so big i problems getting my dick in it was a big turn off and it did not last long, i need a nice shape ass on a girl cause i like to fuck the asshole also.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Henda on February 08, 2014, 02:11:37 PM
depends how bad it was.
dont like a fat ass but a bit shape is a must as nothing hotter than burying your face in a womans fine ass.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: King Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 02:20:00 PM
Define flat ass? A woman will still have a firm ass if she is in shape.

Pancake ass means she is older then 21 and does not squat.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: SuperTed on February 08, 2014, 02:24:56 PM
I'm not black but I think like a black man when it comes to women. No ass, no woman.  ;D

I've dated chicks with no boobs or an average face. But I couldn't handle a flat assed woman. A big booty is a must.

A prime Jennifer Lopez is my dream woman.

(http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jlo-bum-bum__oPt.jpg)
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Simple Simon on February 08, 2014, 02:25:14 PM
Define flat ass? A woman will still have a firm ass if she is in shape.

Pancake ass means she is older then 21 and does not squat.
Shizzo demonstrating a total lack of knowledge on the subject of womens asses.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Wez on February 08, 2014, 02:54:29 PM
Damn you guys hating on pussy lips......
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: MB_722 on February 08, 2014, 02:54:42 PM
HAHAHA!!

I HAH'd hard at thread title.
No you can't.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: dyslexic on February 08, 2014, 02:55:48 PM
Buy her some butt implants ~
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: King Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 02:56:07 PM
The vagina still feels the same. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: che on February 08, 2014, 02:57:04 PM
Absolutely not .
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: che on February 08, 2014, 02:58:13 PM
The vagina still feels the same. Hope this helps.

Do you even remember what a vagina feels like ?
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: King Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 03:06:31 PM
Do you even remember what a vagina feels like ?
Oh brother! Che is slipping.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Simple Simon on February 08, 2014, 03:07:44 PM
Do you even remember know what a vagina feels like ?
thats more accurate.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: TEH boob on February 08, 2014, 03:08:55 PM
A pretty face and tucked pussy lips are my only requirements.

Cant have meat flaps that resemble a highschool play curtain.

Beggars can't be choosers
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Simple Simon on February 08, 2014, 03:09:32 PM
Beggars can't be choosers
but shizzos can be boozers.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: che on February 08, 2014, 03:10:36 PM
thats more accurate.

I agree
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: TEH boob on February 08, 2014, 03:11:06 PM
but shizzos can be boozers.

Gold star
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: King Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 03:12:12 PM
Peasants ganging up on the king in this thread.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Simple Simon on February 08, 2014, 03:21:52 PM
Peasants ganging up on the king in this thread.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/29/article-2478801-190DEE7F00000578-3_306x423.jpg)
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: King Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 03:23:11 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/29/article-2478801-190DEE7F00000578-3_306x423.jpg)
Even I have to laugh sometimes.  Good show.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 08, 2014, 03:30:34 PM
Someone find the clip of Dave Chappell dressed as a white guy talking about "pancake butt"... rofl
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 08, 2014, 03:32:10 PM
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: hrspwr1 on February 08, 2014, 03:34:52 PM
If she can grab ma cawk and work it like she owns it then I could care less how flat her butt is.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Nordic Beast on February 08, 2014, 03:38:03 PM
Oh my bad. Thought this thread was about throwing the thunder in girls b-holes


Moving on...
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Wiggs on February 08, 2014, 03:39:23 PM
Like pretty face, slim, nice tits, but ass like a single dennys pancake?Cant do it myself, biggest turn off ever,.

Any Hebrew that responds with a yes answer is a "mufuggin" lie.
Hell no. No way, no how.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: King Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 03:42:35 PM
Pretty face and a pussy. It's been in practice for millions of years. Ass is last.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Wiggs on February 08, 2014, 03:44:54 PM
Pretty face and a pussy. It's been in practice for millions of years. Ass is last.

Bullshit. Blacks were here first. Ass, then face.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: King Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 03:46:43 PM
Bullshit. Blacks were here first. Ass, then face.
You are right. 90% of blacks are butt ugly. The aliens are taking over. They prefer lighter colors, and smaller lips.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Wiggs on February 08, 2014, 03:47:53 PM
You are right. 90% of blacks are butt ugly. The aliens are taking over. They prefer lighter colors, and smaller lips.

Don't make me destroy you. I'm trying not to because it's Shabbat (Sabbath).
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: King Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 03:49:44 PM
Don't make me destroy you. I'm trying not to because it's Shabbat (Sabbath).
Call me out!!! I live for this.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Nordic Beast on February 08, 2014, 03:51:15 PM
You are right. 90% of blacks are butt ugly. The aliens are taking over. They prefer lighter colors, and smaller lips.
Over %50 of black woman are obese, not overweight but OBESE.

Nothing sexy about neglect
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 08, 2014, 03:55:39 PM
Bullshit. Blacks were here first. Ass, then face.

Are you saying blacks are conceived in the colon?

Makes sense
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Spike on February 08, 2014, 03:59:01 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Army of One on February 08, 2014, 04:03:24 PM
;D

Id start PCT in future Spike
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: JasonH on February 08, 2014, 04:05:50 PM
Would rather have the opposite - nice ass, legs, hips, but no tits rather than the other way around:

(http://www.skyhdwallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Brianna-Love-16.jpg)
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 08, 2014, 04:06:36 PM
Would rather have the opposite - nice ass, legs, hips, but no tits rather than the other way around:

(http://www.skyhdwallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Brianna-Love-16.jpg)


I use to be like you, then I saw the light
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: TheShape on February 08, 2014, 04:07:09 PM
No.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: JasonH on February 08, 2014, 04:08:04 PM
I use to be like you, then I saw the light

You saying you prefer the no-ass version?  ???
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: dustin on February 08, 2014, 04:09:21 PM
I don't trust people without an ass. People that are lacking in the gluteal development cannot be trusted. I especially wouldn't date a woman without an ass. That's treacherous.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 08, 2014, 04:15:22 PM
You saying you prefer the no-ass version?  ???

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=180828.0;attach=394416;image)
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 08, 2014, 04:20:14 PM
Like pretty face, slim, nice tits, but ass like a single dennys pancake?Cant do it myself, biggest turn off ever,.

NO!

Impossible


All my women have had at least 40 inches around the hips
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Wez on February 08, 2014, 04:41:46 PM
As long as junk in the trunk doesn't really mean fat in the back. 
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Spike on February 08, 2014, 06:18:07 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=180828.0;attach=394416;image)

Aeriolas of peace ;D
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on February 08, 2014, 06:48:22 PM
I figure anybody can build a butt with weights and high-protein diet.  But great, large natural breasts are rare indeed
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 08, 2014, 07:30:35 PM
Its all about totality :

amazing face, great hair, not fucking fat, and white = acceptable to have sub par ass.

decent face, decent hair, and you better believe she has to have a good ass. Especially if shes a minority.

Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: wild willie on February 08, 2014, 08:07:21 PM
Like pretty face, slim, nice tits, but ass like a single dennys pancake?Cant do it myself, biggest turn off ever,.
A female has to have a superb butt!!
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on February 08, 2014, 08:11:44 PM
A female has to have a superb butt!!

What about your favorite IFBB pros?  How do you like their butts? (no homo)
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: trapz101 on February 08, 2014, 08:18:02 PM
Would rather have the opposite - nice ass, legs, hips, but no tits rather than the other way around:

(http://www.skyhdwallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Brianna-Love-16.jpg)



no tits is worse than no ass
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 08, 2014, 08:21:49 PM
Who is that whore?
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 08, 2014, 08:28:00 PM
Think about a woman dressed. The flat chested girl with a huge ass looks sloppy and off balance no matter what.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Shockwave on February 08, 2014, 08:30:39 PM
Who is that whore?
Brianna Love. She's a big fan of anal.

Grand theft anal 11. Check it out.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Earl1972 on February 08, 2014, 08:31:31 PM
the ass is the garbage dump, i only notice it when it's too big

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Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: wild willie on February 08, 2014, 08:33:48 PM
What about your favorite IFBB pros?  How do you like their butts? (no homo)
you are the only one here that has had their mind on that type of thing......you sir might be light in the loafers.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 08, 2014, 08:39:37 PM
Brianna Love. She's a big fan of anal.

Grand theft anal 11. Check it out.

I've only seen Grand Theft Anal 1-7, so, I'll get up to speed and check her fat ass out.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: AbrahamG on February 08, 2014, 08:56:51 PM

no tits is worse than no ass

1000% agreed. 
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: 240 is Back on February 08, 2014, 08:58:17 PM
no.   Boobs great.  But... No ass, and it's just difficult. 
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: macos on February 08, 2014, 09:10:36 PM
I want boobs....no ass will do
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on February 08, 2014, 09:11:11 PM
you are the only one here that has had their mind on that type of thing......you sir might be light in the loafers.

Disagree....you were going there anyways, I just finished your sentence.  Don't pretend like your eyes aren't drawn there anyways.  Why else do you look at male bodybuilders?
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: SamoanIrishman on February 08, 2014, 09:14:13 PM
If I had to choose between flat chest or ass.... id have to go chest.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Wolfox on February 08, 2014, 09:29:06 PM
Depends. If she has decent legs but no ass I can do it no problem. If she has no legs and ass then its not something that I could get off to.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: HTexan on February 09, 2014, 05:47:20 AM
No. Ass is a requirement.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Ron Jeremy on February 09, 2014, 06:21:18 AM
"It's no mystery tits has been ass' greatest enemy"                   Kenny Powers - Eastbound and Down
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Voice of Doom on February 09, 2014, 07:19:53 AM
I once dated a girl with pussy flaps so big i problems getting my dick in it was a big turn off and it did not last long, i need a nice shape ass on a girl cause i like to fuck the asshole also.
haha..early post of the year nomination.
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: G_Thang on February 09, 2014, 07:39:02 AM
Like pretty face, slim, nice tits, but ass like a single dennys pancake?Cant do it myself, biggest turn off ever,.

if you're white, what do you know about a woman with a full bunda?

as far as the booty department, you might want to ask parker about how many lbs of booty is adequate.

personally, i like em flat persia white style.  i'm more into the face than the ass and breast size.

(http://ilarge.listal.com/image/4348039/936full-persia-white.jpg)
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on February 09, 2014, 08:20:19 AM
Pretty face and nice ass is a must!
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: Anabol on February 09, 2014, 08:49:50 AM
(http://cjjmfg.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/miley-cyrus-flat-ass-vma1.jpg)
Title: Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
Post by: d0nny2600 on February 09, 2014, 09:40:24 AM
(http://cjjmfg.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/miley-cyrus-flat-ass-vma1.jpg)
That is disgusting.....and I have Genova in my avatar