have you ever wanked on the shitter?
sitting!
I'm jerking off while standing, I pretend I have a pretty girl in front of me and I'm holding a gun to her head Ups I said to much...
I admire my beautiful facial features in the mirror in front of me usually.
How can you take a dump and still look at the mirror? You shitting on a thrown?
No, it's some kind of portable small mirror just to the right of the throne
hahah you vain bastard, but I admit when ever I have to wash my hands I admire myself as well... it's not easy to be goodlooking
I just took a shit thinking about you guys, and I have to admit that my non-existent calves look much more impressive on the throne
Thats what I'm talking about, it's a moral booster Quickblade I fully agree, plus you don't get away with simply banging a 7 or less, you always have to go for the highest Top10 possible... Last time you fucked a Cheerleader? Next time has to be the Homecoming Queen.
everytime i bang an average looking girl, I always try to do something extreme.put a finger in her ass, smack her around a bit, nut on her face, maybe take a cell phone pic on silent when she's bent over. you can take more chances
i cant do a 7 or under, maybe a 7 if im super drunk, but generally i can only fuck with straight hot bitches, if i did lower my standards i would be having non stop sex but i cant lower myself
LOL... thanks puff daddy.
i close at work with 3 average looking girls.whoever i close with, we usually mess around when the place is dead. there's a back office, and usually once the front door is locked, we'll go in there for a 10 minute pump or oral or just a handy to relieve the pressure. All 3 girls know I mess with all 3... it's just a 'pass the time' thing and i'm really discreet, i don't talk about of school about it. makes work easier to face, knowing i can shoot my load once the place died down.
I do so all the time, do a little flexing perhaps, admire the shape and how much they have grown, it's a good and natural thing while you wait on the shitter.Anybody else does a little "flexing" on the shitter?