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Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« on: February 12, 2008, 02:32:25 AM »
I do so all the time, do a little flexing perhaps, admire the shape and how much they have grown, it's a good and natural thing while you wait on the shitter.

Anybody else does a little "flexing" on the shitter?

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 02:40:30 AM »
have you ever wanked on the shitter?

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 02:44:18 AM »
have you ever wanked on the shitter?


sitting or standing?

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2008, 02:57:17 AM »
sitting!

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2008, 02:59:29 AM »
sitting!

I'm jerking off while standing, I pretend I have a pretty girl in front of me and I'm holding a gun to her head :D
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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2008, 03:34:09 AM »
I admire my beautiful facial features in the mirror in front of me usually.

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2008, 03:35:10 AM »
I'm jerking off while standing, I pretend I have a pretty girl in front of me and I'm holding a gun to her head :D
Ups I said to much...
hahah your on that rape shit, fuck it, its a fantasy

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2008, 03:35:23 AM »
I admire my beautiful facial features in the mirror in front of me usually.

How can you take a dump and still look at the mirror? You shitting on a thrown?

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2008, 03:37:10 AM »
How can you take a dump and still look at the mirror? You shitting on a thrown?
No, it's some kind of portable small mirror just to the right of the throne  :D

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2008, 03:41:59 AM »
No, it's some kind of portable small mirror just to the right of the throne  :D

hahah you vain bastard, but I admit when ever I have to wash my hands I admire myself as well... it's not easy to be goodlooking :D

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2008, 03:46:27 AM »
I just took a shit thinking about you guys, and I have to admit that my non-existent calves look much more impressive on the throne  :o

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2008, 03:47:33 AM »
hahah you vain bastard, but I admit when ever I have to wash my hands I admire myself as well... it's not easy to be goodlooking :D
its not easy, u got to look after yourself coz everyone is looking at you, if i was ugly i wouldnt care, i wouldnt even brush my teeth

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2008, 03:50:33 AM »
I just took a shit thinking about you guys, and I have to admit that my non-existent calves look much more impressive on the throne  :o

Thats what I'm talking about, it's a moral booster :D

Quickblade I fully agree, plus you don't get away with simply banging a 7 or less, you always have to go for the highest Top10 possible... Last time you fucked a Cheerleader? Next time has to be the Homecoming Queen.

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2008, 04:01:46 AM »
Thats what I'm talking about, it's a moral booster :D

Quickblade I fully agree, plus you don't get away with simply banging a 7 or less, you always have to go for the highest Top10 possible... Last time you fucked a Cheerleader? Next time has to be the Homecoming Queen.

everytime i bang an average looking girl, I always try to do something extreme.
put a finger in her ass, smack her around a bit, nut on her face, maybe take a cell phone pic on silent when she's bent over.  you can take more chances :)
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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2008, 04:03:52 AM »
everytime i bang an average looking girl, I always try to do something extreme.
put a finger in her ass, smack her around a bit, nut on her face, maybe take a cell phone pic on silent when she's bent over.  you can take more chances :)

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2008, 04:05:46 AM »
i cant do a 7 or under, maybe a 7 if im super drunk, but generally i can only fuck with straight hot bitches, if i did lower my standards i would be having non stop sex but i cant lower myself

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2008, 04:08:10 AM »
i cant do a 7 or under, maybe a 7 if im super drunk, but generally i can only fuck with straight hot bitches, if i did lower my standards i would be having non stop sex but i cant lower myself

LOL... thanks puff daddy.
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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2008, 04:09:23 AM »
LOL... thanks puff daddy.
its Sean john.

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2008, 04:19:38 AM »
i cant do a 7 or under, maybe a 7 if im super drunk, but generally i can only fuck with straight hot bitches, if i did lower my standards i would be having non stop sex but i cant lower myself

i close at work with 3 average looking girls.

whoever i close with, we usually mess around when the place is dead. there's a back office, and usually once the front door is locked, we'll go in there for a 10 minute pump or oral or just a handy to relieve the pressure.  All 3 girls know I mess with all 3... it's just a 'pass the time' thing and i'm really discreet, i don't talk about of school about it.  makes work easier to face, knowing i can shoot my load once the place died down. 
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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2008, 04:25:55 AM »
i close at work with 3 average looking girls.

whoever i close with, we usually mess around when the place is dead. there's a back office, and usually once the front door is locked, we'll go in there for a 10 minute pump or oral or just a handy to relieve the pressure.  All 3 girls know I mess with all 3... it's just a 'pass the time' thing and i'm really discreet, i don't talk about of school about it.  makes work easier to face, knowing i can shoot my load once the place died down. 

sounds like a nice place to work

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2008, 04:27:22 AM »
no never.

im too busy posting on getbig.

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Re: Do you admire (check out) your calves on the shitter?
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2008, 04:48:42 PM »
I do so all the time, do a little flexing perhaps, admire the shape and how much they have grown, it's a good and natural thing while you wait on the shitter.

Anybody else does a little "flexing" on the shitter?

each and every time on the damn thing lol