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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #75 on: January 09, 2007, 05:53:53 PM »
it is gonna be my first and ONLY tat...

chest..cause i'm a cancer...hmmm..good thought...to keep in mind..
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #76 on: January 09, 2007, 05:58:37 PM »
Earth Rooster Capricorn     :P

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rooster capricorn...

A person born with this combination excels in thoroughness, efficiency and a total lack of pretence.  Neither sign in this match is known for malleability, so the Capricorn Rooster will resist all attempts to remake her.  However, the Rooster is less flamboyant here and perhaps more tight-lipped, though still given to exercising her rhetoric without much forewarning.  Rarely ruffled, this person will be a neat and exact creature who abides no nonsense or any deviation from the law.



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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #77 on: January 09, 2007, 06:03:15 PM »
it is gonna be my first and ONLY tat...



don't do it, i repeat, don't do it, don't bother, it'll hurt like hell and you'll regret it later.  Don't get any piercings either.

just get some crayons and do it on your desktop instead.

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #78 on: January 09, 2007, 06:06:47 PM »
I definately ain't neat  ::) but I do resist remaking. 


   I don't have  pretence  8), but I like breaking the law.
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but you're so completely neat on this thread/board/forum mod?

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #79 on: January 09, 2007, 06:13:05 PM »
flower, rooster:


People born under the year of the Rooster tend to hide their conservative natures via a display of aggression and self-confidence, however they are very "dignified".  Roosters come in two types: those that are very somber and those that are very communicative.  They love to be the focus of attention, showing scant regard for the feelings of others and as a result they are often susceptible to flattery and sycophancy.  Other personality traits include: vigilance, decisiveness, straightforwardness and accuracy.  They have a love of debate and dispute, but can also be very critical and forthright.  Roosters tend not to be very creative or adaptable, but still like to be noticed and especially to be given awards.  However they are excellent with money and are great purists to the degree that they will not allow for human weaknesses.  Their minds work along scientific lines and generally they are genuine and "well meaning".




The Rooster is the strutting peacock of the Chinese Zodiac! These quick thinkers are practical and resourceful, preferring to stick to what is tried and true rather than taking messy, unnecessary risks. Roosters are keenly observant. It's hard to slip anything past a Rooster, since they seem to have eyes in the backs of their heads! This quality can lead others to think the Rooster is psychic, but that's not generally the case; instead, this Sign enjoys a keen attention to detail that makes it a whiz at anything requiring close analysis. Roosters make great lawyers, brain surgeons and accountants, to name a few of this Sign's possible occupations. Above all else, the Rooster is very straightforward and rewards others' honesty in kind.

Roosters aren't shifty or cagey and have no interest in hiding behind a facade. They are the proverbial open book, telling the truth and keeping their word. If you show your hand, the Rooster will respect you for it. This kind of trusting behavior can tempt tricksters to pull a fast one on the Rooster, but that would be a bad move! Remember, this Sign doesn't indulge in flights of fancy and keeps those eyes wide open at all times.

Roosters tend to be perfectionists and expect to be in control, especially over their appearance. Primping and posing for the Rooster can go on forever! Being noticed and admired is an aphrodisiac for Roosters, and they can go a long time on a few kind words. Roosters also adore being out on the town, especially if they're in the company of adoring friends. The Rooster will also be the best-dressed one of the bunch -- style counts with this Sign, regardless of the cost.

Roosters also expect to be in control of their surroundings, including whoever happens to be in those surroundings. Roosters keep an impeccably neat house and expect their lovers, housemates and family members to maintain the same high standards of dress and conduct as they do. This can cause problems with other, more relaxed types who just want to be accepted as is. The Rooster needs the right partner, one who understands this Sign's basically conservative nature. With the right person, the Rooster can be the most loyal, trusting and supportive mate around, one who bends over backward to please its loved ones. Some Signs may just end up feeling hen-pecked, however.

Roosters need to learn to value their heart and soul as much as their good looks. Their excellent people skills and sharp minds are qualities that others will appreciate as much as a pretty face. This Sign would also do well to learn to adopt the philosophy of "live and let live"; perhaps an appeal to the Rooster's logic -- that it's inefficient to waste time nagging others -- will help this Sign learn to let others be whomever and however they are.

The most compatible match for a Rooster is the Ox or the Snake.

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #80 on: January 09, 2007, 06:27:18 PM »
i'm actually getting a small dragon tattoo on my right shoulder blade come summer...

can you also get an angel with BOOBIES

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #81 on: January 09, 2007, 06:40:25 PM »
can you also get an angel with BOOBIES


<smile>...action...reaction....

..certain <ahem> conditions would have to be met...  ;)
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #82 on: January 09, 2007, 07:31:05 PM »

<smile>...action...reaction....

..certain <ahem> conditions would have to be met...  ;)

do tell what conditions would they be??

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #83 on: January 09, 2007, 08:07:02 PM »
do tell what conditions would they be??

me lady....matters of such importance cannot occur decisions in haste!  :)
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #84 on: January 09, 2007, 10:09:19 PM »
me lady....matters of such importance cannot occur decisions in haste!  :)

Oh how you baffel me with your words of desire!!

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #85 on: January 09, 2007, 10:40:05 PM »
You're right... looks like there was a typo as the "pig" sign was also labeled "ox."  I read the wrong one.  Looked like you were either 12 or 70-something.
So, you're checking me out hu?
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #86 on: January 09, 2007, 11:04:43 PM »
Oh how you baffel

that is not my aim my darling..with my feelings i'm only utilitarian..a peasant so to say...anything else would be conniving and sly on my part..and to my pride that is not acceptable..


my aim is simply to court you...

that is all...

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #87 on: January 09, 2007, 11:21:32 PM »
that is not my aim my darling..with my feelings i'm only utilitarian..a peasant so to say...anything else would be conniving and sly on my part..and to my pride that is not acceptable..


my aim is simply to court you...

that is all...

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #88 on: January 09, 2007, 11:30:54 PM »
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and eyes downcast!!

there is more beauty in that simple gesture..than all the naked female bodies in the world. ...it makes a man want to conquer the world for her...a makes a man wanna be a man...





my fav paki bands once wrote about this...ya wont understand  :) buut here it still is

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #89 on: January 09, 2007, 11:50:32 PM »
there is more beauty in that simple gesture..than all the naked female bodies in the world. ...it makes a man want to conquer the world for her...a makes a man wanna be a man...





my fav paki bands once wrote about this...ya wont understand  :) buut here it still is



I like men that are men and arent afraid to be men if you know what I mean??

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #90 on: January 10, 2007, 06:36:59 AM »
So, you're checking me out hu?
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You caught me.  :)

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #91 on: January 10, 2007, 07:17:55 AM »
I like men that are men and arent afraid to be men if you know what I mean??

LOL I don't (not that you were talking to me) but could you fill me in?

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #92 on: January 10, 2007, 09:22:42 AM »
You caught me.  :)

You think a tiger is compatible with an ox?

ps: You'll always be a pussycat to me.  :)
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #93 on: January 10, 2007, 09:38:12 AM »
I like men that are men and arent afraid to be men if you know what I mean??

i know exactly what ya mean...

i believe in..be yourself..and let the cards fall where they may! :)
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #94 on: January 10, 2007, 09:47:47 AM »
I'm a Cancer/Dragon like Toxie.

 :o  The really skeery part about this is... Jimmy as a Pisces Monkey is my perfect match! {lol}
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #95 on: January 10, 2007, 10:04:09 AM »
I'm a Cancer/Dragon like Toxie.

 :o  The really skeery part about this is... Jimmy as a Pisces Monkey is my perfect match! {lol}

does this mean i gotta marry jimmy  >:(


ok fine..but i get to be the guy..! >:(




in all seriousness..i ws wondering if there ws another cancer dragon around....what kinda dragon.?..<click link in first post on this thread>
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #96 on: January 10, 2007, 10:14:45 AM »
 :o Oh no, I'm not revealing the element, ...'cept to say I'm either a Fire, Water, Wood, Earth, or Metal Dragon.  ;)
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #97 on: January 10, 2007, 10:15:47 AM »
You think a tiger is compatible with an ox?

ps: You'll always be a pussycat to me.  :)

Here's you and me Faustus... a train wreck... but what a trip!  :)

TIGER and the OX
Turbulent. The Ox and the Tiger's vastly different approaches to life make this a difficult match. Surprisingly, sometimes their very differences can make these couples spectacular lovers. Their overall compatibility rating is 40%.

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #98 on: January 10, 2007, 10:20:28 AM »
:o Oh no, I'm not revealing the element, ...'cept to say I'm either a Fire, Water, Wood, Air, or Metal Dragon.  ;)

lol..ok fair enough..

i'm a fire dragon...

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #99 on: January 10, 2007, 10:34:56 AM »
Here's you and me Faustus... a train wreck... but what a trip!  :)

TIGER and the OX
bla bla bla...spectacular lovers ...bla bla bla...
Interesting.  :)
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