Everytime i see a woman who lives on her own with only a big dog as her company i can't help thinking that its to replace the missing tool in her sex life... ive seen a few fat/ugly women walking german shepards etc. around and they never get seen with another human.. makes you wonder.
16 years ago, I lived in the trailer park, and there was this neighbor lady who would come home drunk and get really, um, loud, with her dog. I don't know if she was applying the peanut butter and letting the dog go to town, or what. But she sure was loud. Her name was Tammy. If you ever meet a 55-year old woman named Tammy with a big dog, ask her about it.