Me, Roger Bacon, Mensa Bob and Wolfritter would have our own clique in Prison (if we wouild ever get caught), while bigmc would hav his group, and ESFitness would be selling his pictures in the bathroomstalls, classifying the buyers as D and E whilst doing it.
if you fuckers need any coin it's $5 for $8 each week... (miss a week and the juice is 50% if you don't make the interest.. don't have $3, next week it's $12, etc..) 10 for $15, $20 for $30, $30 for $50.
need some food? I give you 1 box of little debbies, you give me a box back next week plus $.50
need some ramen? I give you 3 you give me 5 back next week.. 5 for 8, 8 for 12, 10 for 15, 20 for 30, etc...
need a bag of instant coffee? I give you one, you give me one back next week plus $1.
if your debt to me reaches $100, I give you the option to have somebody on the street wire my bank account the money, or at least 80%, pay me $20/wk for 2 months or I sell your debt to somebody who's not as understanding as I am (read: somebody who will put padlocks in socks and beat you in the shower unless you pay them the entire debt in a week or two).
need a tv? you can rent one from me for $20 a month.
need an alarm clock? you can rent one from me for $2 a week or a bag of coffee a week.
need some jalapeno peppers or bell peppers or tomatoes? I got them for $2 a piece.
need ciggerettes? I have 'tailors' (actual, real ciggerettes out of a pack) for $8 a piece, or rolled ones for $2 each.
need chew? I have $60 cans, $5 1 dip packs, and $10 3 dip packs. usually grizzly long cut.
