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Will it kill me?
« on: December 11, 2009, 05:50:14 AM »
I ate 5 pieces of turkey bacon, and 4 natural sausage patties for breakfast this morning, and I usually eat a similar breakfast.

Will all that fat/cholesterol kill me?

 ???
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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2009, 05:52:40 AM »
Yes.  Do it.
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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2009, 05:54:55 AM »
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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2009, 05:55:54 AM »
I ate 5 pieces of turkey bacon, and 4 natural sausage patties for breakfast this morning, and I usually eat a similar breakfast.

Will all that fat/cholesterol kill me?

 ???

no, health should be viewed as an overall picture...classifying certain foods as clean vs dirty is stupid in most cases. its all about balance

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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2009, 06:02:22 AM »
I ate 5 pieces of turkey bacon, and 4 natural sausage patties for breakfast this morning, and I usually eat a similar breakfast.

Will all that fat/cholesterol kill me?

 ???



there isn't anything natural about sausage bro...watch it being made and you will realize that.
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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2009, 06:06:35 AM »
I eat six pieces of turkey bacon every morn now


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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2009, 06:11:33 AM »


there isn't anything natural about sausage bro...watch it being made and you will realize that.

No, it really is great stuff.  It's just ground Pork Butts (not ass) and good seasoning from a good local butcher.

The only reason I ate turkey bacon is because we were out of the stuff I usually eat.
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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2009, 06:15:11 AM »
high fat meals can push that at the 99% point of a heart attack, into the heart attack.

however, you're a milf hunter.  you guys have excellent cardiovascular health.

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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2009, 06:22:53 AM »
high fat meals can push that at the 99% point of a heart attack, into the heart attack.

however, you're a milf hunter.  you guys have excellent cardiovascular health.

I can sleep easy knowing that!  Thanks Doctor!
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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2009, 06:52:40 AM »
I'd hit it.

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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2009, 06:54:35 AM »
No, it really is great stuff.  It's just ground Pork Butts (not ass) and good seasoning from a good local butcher.

The only reason I ate turkey bacon is because we were out of the stuff I usually eat.


good point..you can get good sausage from local butchers...the industrial shit is horrible..

stay away from turkey bacon though..that shit is made with all the scrap shit...pressed together to look like bacon...
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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2009, 06:56:45 AM »

good point..you can get good sausage from local butchers...the industrial shit is horrible..

stay away from turkey bacon though..that shit is made with all the scrap shit...pressed together to look like bacon...

lol... The turkey bacon did taste the way I'd imagine a turkeys feet/bones to taste.  Seriously  :-X
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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2009, 10:37:22 AM »
No, it really is great stuff.  It's just ground Pork Butts (not ass) and good seasoning from a good local butcher.

The only reason I ate turkey bacon is because we were out of the stuff I usually eat.
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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2009, 10:46:26 AM »
"turkey bacon"

Dear god, man!

And where does this turkeybacon come from?

It sounds as appetising as as a kick in the bollocks by a mule.

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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2009, 10:47:33 AM »
I ate 5 pieces of turkey bacon, and 4 natural sausage patties for breakfast this morning, and I usually eat a similar breakfast.

Will all that fat/cholesterol kill me?

 ???

yeah baby

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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2009, 10:57:50 AM »
Exposed that you still live at home with your parents.  Self ownage. 

My wife and I....  ;D
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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2009, 11:18:19 AM »
My wife and I....  ;D
Nope.  Right hand, maybe, but wife is unbelievable.    :D

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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2009, 11:19:17 AM »
Nope.  Right hand, maybe, but wife is unbelievable.    :D

Did I say wife?  I meant cougar of the month...
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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2009, 11:25:00 AM »
Did I say wife?  I meant cougar of the month...
mmm...possible.  Might need pics otherwise I will have to call bullshit. 

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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2009, 11:29:18 AM »

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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2009, 12:19:09 PM »
turkey bacon?...........gay!!!

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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2009, 12:36:28 PM »
what's turkey bacon ?

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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2009, 12:40:04 PM »

good point..you can get good sausage from local butchers...the industrial shit is horrible..

stay away from turkey bacon though..that shit is made with all the scrap shit...pressed together to look like bacon...

True, there is such a thing as a good sausage.

I'd always wondered what turkey bacon was. I'm guessing it's just a US/Canadian thing.

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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2009, 12:42:06 PM »
True, there is such a thing as a good sausage.

I'd always wondered what turkey bacon was. I'm guessing it's just a US/Canadian thing.

turkey bacon is the politically correct way of killing yourself.

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Re: Will it kill me?
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2009, 12:42:08 PM »


When did Dr. Spock get arrested?

Where the fuck do you get these pics?
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