Author Topic: Have a merry guido christmas (Read 2407 times)

dan18 · « **on:** December 21, 2009, 01:10:20 PM »

Ha Ya Doin Boys
On the first day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

A ride in his IROC-Z.

On the second day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the third day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the fourth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the fifth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the sixth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the seventh day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the eighth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the ninth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the tenth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Twelve globs of hair gel,
Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

bigmc · « **Reply #1 on:** December 21, 2009, 01:13:31 PM »

no ones going to read that shit you giant headed gimp

no offence

dan18 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 21, 2009, 01:20:56 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on December 21, 2009, 01:13:31 PM

no ones going to read that shit you giant headed gimp

no offence

Reading is fundamental pin dick

Army of One · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2009, 01:23:11 PM »

Dan18 fails again, its a shame they turned his Grandfather away from World War1 because his forehead was too easy to snipe in the Trenches, then we wouldnt have to put up with this drivel.

YngiweRhoads · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2009, 01:31:22 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on December 21, 2009, 01:13:31 PM

no ones going to read that shit you giant headed gimp

no offence

Just read the last paragraph as it's merely repeating the previous verse +1 sentence.

bigmc · « **Reply #5 on:** December 21, 2009, 01:40:54 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on December 21, 2009, 01:23:11 PM

Dan18 fails again, its a shame they turned his Grandfather away from World War1 because his forehead was too easy to snipe in the Trenches, then we wouldnt have to put up with this drivel.

dan = the fail

dude is giant headed gimp/borderline retard

who used to claim girls stalked him

someone post up his face pic

CalvinH · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2009, 01:42:26 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on December 21, 2009, 01:10:20 PM

Ha Ya Doin Boys
On the first day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

A ride in his IROC-Z.

On the second day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the third day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the fourth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the fifth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the sixth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the seventh day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the eighth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the ninth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the tenth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Twelve globs of hair gel,
Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

Plays on all the NYC radio stations

Army of One · « **Reply #7 on:** December 21, 2009, 01:47:41 PM »

HAHA!, look!, its funny cos someone put a number in front of things associated with Guidos

"Twelve globs of hair gel,
Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.
"

dan18 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 21, 2009, 02:01:49 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on December 21, 2009, 01:47:41 PM

HAHA!, look!, its funny cos someone put a number in front of things associated with Guidos

"Twelve globs of hair gel,
Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.
"

look i have no sense of humor

polychronopolous · « **Reply #9 on:** December 21, 2009, 02:03:11 PM »

I have no idea what you are talking about.

bigmc · « **Reply #10 on:** December 21, 2009, 02:10:27 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on December 21, 2009, 02:01:49 PM

look i have no sense of humor

tell us how girls stalk you

that shit cracks me up frankendan

dan18 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2009, 02:20:14 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on December 21, 2009, 02:10:27 PM

tell us how girls stalk you

that shit cracks me up frankendan

what

Tapeworm · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2009, 11:32:56 PM »

Nice.

But no fuggedaboudits?

JasonH · « **Reply #13 on:** December 21, 2009, 11:41:35 PM »

Are guidos in the US considered the same as chavs in the UK?

WillGrant · « **Reply #14 on:** December 21, 2009, 11:42:13 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on December 21, 2009, 01:10:20 PM

Ha Ya Doin Boys
On the first day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

A ride in his IROC-Z.

On the second day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the third day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the fourth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the fifth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the sixth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the seventh day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the eighth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the ninth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the tenth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Twelve globs of hair gel,
Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight ha ya doins,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

Cliff notes please mr forehead

webcake · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2009, 11:43:43 PM »

Are guidos in the US considered the same as lebs here in Aus?

Seems like guidos tend to have money though.........unless it's just part of the image.

JasonH · « **Reply #16 on:** December 21, 2009, 11:46:33 PM »

That's what I was thinking - guidos look as if they stand to receive some sort of inheritance - like those Gotti brothers.

Chavs in the UK are not rich but they spend every available penny on gold chains, phones, and fancy rims for their souped-up crappy cars.

WillGrant · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2009, 11:47:55 PM »

Quote from: BigJ on December 21, 2009, 11:46:33 PM

Chavs in the UK are not rich but they spend every available penny on gold chains, phones, and fancy rims for their souped-up crappy cars.

We call them Somalians down here

webcake · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2009, 11:47:59 PM »

So obviously chavs are the same as wogs/lebs. Funny that in every country thay have these people, just with differet names.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #19 on:** December 21, 2009, 11:49:22 PM »

Quote from: BigJ on December 21, 2009, 11:41:35 PM

Are guidos in the US considered the same as chavs in the UK?

Strictly speaking you probably have to be of Italian or at least Mediterranean extraction to be a guido, although there's probably plenty who aren't.

Aren't chavs sort of a castrated version of skins? White and racist but spineless and without any agenda beyond getting wasted?

JasonH · « **Reply #20 on:** December 22, 2009, 12:05:32 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on December 21, 2009, 11:49:22 PM

Strictly speaking you probably have to be of Italian or at least Mediterranean extraction to be a guido, although there's probably plenty who aren't.

Aren't chavs sort of a castrated version of skins? White and racist but spineless and without any agenda beyond getting wasted?

Pretty much, although I wouldn't necessary say all of them are racist - just ignorant and thick as pigshit who seem to think that the benefits system in the UK will prop them up for the rest of their lives.

calfzilla · « **Reply #21 on:** December 22, 2009, 12:28:41 AM »

Quote from: BigJ on December 21, 2009, 11:41:35 PM

Are guidos in the US considered the same as chavs in the UK?

Yeah I think so. I had the same question once and someone explained that to me.