Random weekly picture from your real life thread

[BigCyp]

here are two friends  

Camera is the wrong way around, hope this helps

[Simple Simon]

Best one yet!  

Brutal roses tin full of dildos Roses (from last Christmas), Thomas nash tie and shirt set from Debenhams Asda, and invisible belt of peace

fixed

[bigmc]

Will be cupcaking later.

epic burtons two pack shirt and tie combo of peace 

[BigCyp]

Impending Essex storm of peace

[BigCyp]

fixed

Haha I over estimated you

[Henda]

Try again

[bigmc]

Impending Essex storm of peace

where are all the orange girls with giant fake bangers

[BigCyp]

where are all the orange girls with giant fake bangers

Walk out of my office, turn the corner and you're in Chelmsford Town Centre. You will see on average 100 fake tanned beauties every lunchtime - Summer here is great, boner of peace

[bigmc]

Walk out of my office, turn the corner and you're in Chelmsford Town Centre. You will see on average 100 fake tanned beauties every lunchtime - Summer here is great, boner of peace

how about some creepy vince basille style pics of said beauties

[booty]

5 mins earlier and this spider on my bathtub was alive. Now I can go to sleep assured that it won't surprise me in the night.

[booty]

Is that Lee dressed up?

No This little darling is too sweet and sleepy to be Lee. He's a manic depressant on roid rages.

[BigCyp]

5 mins earlier and this spider on my bathtub was alive. Now I can go to sleep assured that it won't surprise me in the night.

Fuck that.

[BigCyp]

how about some creepy vince basille style pics of said beauties

Haha, for you mate i'll take some now - just heading out for lunch to grab some new footy boots

[pedro01]

Fuck that.

Arachnophobia of peace

[Novena]

5 mins earlier and this spider on my bathtub was alive. Now I can go to sleep assured that it won't surprise me in the night.

Dig the Double bi at :05

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[Novena]

Will be cupcaking later.

epic burtons two pack shirt and tie combo of peace 

[booty]

Fuck that.

It's a baby huntsman. They grow to the size of a adult head. A few years ago I looked up to see one on my bedroom wall. It chased me after I tried to kill it with my shoe. I had to scream for my son to help me.

[BigCyp]

It's a baby huntsman. They grow to the size of a adult head. A few years ago I looked up to see one on my bedroom wall. It chased me after I tried to kill it with my shoe. I had to scream for my son to help me.

You are having men on?

That is worse than waking up to see Shizzo in the bathroom 

[Skorp1o]

5 mins earlier and this spider on my bathtub was alive. Now I can go to sleep assured that it won't surprise me in the night.

Even your spider looks elegant and sexy

[BigCyp]

I would stroke Booty's spider any day Skorp.

[bigmc]

lots of spider related sexual innuendo not quite hitting the mark in this thread

spiders are creepy

[BigCyp]

lots of spider related sexual innuendo not quite hitting the mark in this thread

spiders are creepy

True mate, only booty's breasts with spider webs drawn on them will save this thread now.

[booty]

You are having men on?

That is worse than waking up to see Shizzo in the bathroom  

No I am being totally honest. I would still rather wake up to this spider than Shizzo anyday.

[bigmc]

No I am being totally honest. I would still rather wake up to this spider then Shizzo anyday.

I would rather stick my dick in a jar of angry wasps

while someone painted me in dog shit

then set fire to me

than meet shizzo

[booty]

Even your spider looks elegant and sexy

It was. Now it's in about ten pieces. I hit it with my thong. In Aussie that's a flip flop.