Describe your gym!!

[D-bol]

Just thought it would be an interesting thread where everyone would tell a bit about their gym to the board members. I'll go first:

My favourite gym is located in an upmarket area where most local residents are fags or old jews. Old jews don't train, so my gym is full of fags. Still a great gym though. Plenty of facilities, spa, tennis, etc, and internet cafe where they'll mix you any protein, creatine, HMB, etc shake with natural fruits....Its a one in the chain of gyms owned by Richard Branson.

Shitty thing is the music they play....Same shit all the time and in line of "I will survive!" kinda crap that fags like  I suppose the manager realized what his mainline customer base consists of and decided to please them more. Nice thing is the cars that I see in this gym - just yesterday a black Gallardo Spyder, and two days before a sky blue 360....AMG's and M-series are by the dozen...

There are some nice girls though too. But most are so stuck up it's actually disgusting. Anyways, I go to gym to train, so simply resting my eye on their curves between sets is satisafactory enough

I've been with this gym for over 8 years and have seen some WWE wrestlers here when they came on tour. Was actually lucky enough to share a pulldown machine with the Undertaker in 1997 or so. I was 17 and he was a friggin monster at that time (or so it seemed to me).

Well, thats my gym.

Go ahead, "share your gym" with getbig.com

[Dr. Shock]

In other words, "I am a raging homosexual troll and would like to hear about any gay gym stories you would care to share"

[nycbull]

Im sure your gay gym friends that your are cordial to would be happy to hear you are on the internet calling them fags.

[TheAnimal]

haha you knew this was the reaction you would get..... pffft LOL you choose to goto a fag gym
wtf does that make you?? 

[PhoenixBuff]

In other words, "I am a raging homosexual troll and would like to hear about any gay gym stories you would care to share"

ROTFLMAO!

[Special Ed]

My gym has pink lace banners, handiwipes at every machine, glory holes in the bathroom stalls, unlimited ass sex in the sauna, and a huge muscle monster named D-Bol who we all masturbate to when he's not using the glory hole....wait! I think we work out at the same gym!!!

Special "Queerbaiter" Ed

[DK II]

LMAO!

[the shadow]

MY GYM SUCKS....

[DK II]

MY GYM SUCKS....

Yes, tell us you little story, we are dying to hear it.

I bet you hate your gym because no one there sucks.

[Old_Rooster]

I own a gym, 22,000 square foot, women only area, unisex area, dry sauna, aerobics area.  Two sets of db's from 10's to 140's, 4 flat bench's, 4 incline benchs, numbers solo bench's.  8 hammer strength pieces, 4 squat racks, 2 power racks, 2 smith machines, 2 full sets of cable machines.

I ran golds out of buisness couple years ago underpricing them , then slowly worked my prices back up to what it was before deciding to run them out.

[DK II]

I own a gym, 22,000 square foot, women only area, unisex area, dry sauna, aerobics area.  Two sets of db's from 10's to 140's, 4 flat bench's, 4 incline benchs, numbers solo bench's.  8 hammer strength pieces, 4 squat racks, 2 power racks, 2 smith machines, 2 full sets of cable machines.

I ran golds out of buisness couple years ago underpricing them , then slowly worked my prices back up to what it was before deciding to run them out.

[Old_Rooster]

DonkeyKong, the feeling is mutual:)

[DK II]

DonkeyKong, the feeling is mutual:)

LOL, nice catch!! 

[freespirit]

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I ran golds out of buisness couple years ago underpricing them , then slowly worked my prices back up to what it was before deciding to run them out.

And then suddenly the next gym appears, underpricing yours, etcetera. 

[buffbodz]

Right in the back of My store.  a multi smith machine, Lat pull down machine.  Leg press, hack squat combo, 1500 lbs of free weights with all the prober bars, benches and a cage plus dumbells that go up to 120. Oh yea that darn stepper.  Not a body part that can't be fried and I've saved much $$$ through the years on gym dues.  The only bad part is that their are no fitness babes to do cardio in back of.  

[Adam Empire]

I lift at an old school racketball gym.  Old members mainly - the locker room smells like old man cologne (Afta/Stetson/bengay mix).  Low ceilings and old metal weights and plates.  Dim lighting. 

So it pretty much in great except for the smell. 

[Old_Rooster]

And then suddenly the next gym appears, underpricing yours, etcetera. 

Let it, I have these fools all hooked to a 2 year contract and i'm making a mint!

[YoungBlood]

Mine has a lot of weights in it.

[JasonH]

I train at a gym chain called Fitness First. It is gay in the extreme and the only reason I joined (a month ago) was because it combines a decent free weight section (for me) to use while my wife uses the vast selection of cardio equipment. This is her version of us "having quality time together".

However, she has since quit because in her own words, she is "too lazy". I agree.

I am now training there on my own until my three month contract I signed expires at the end of December.

I will then return to the gym where I made 99% of my gains - Temple Gym in Birmingham, home of Dorain Yates where real bodybuilders train.

[the shadow]

Yes, tell us you little story, we are dying to hear it.

I bet you hate your gym because no one there sucks.

do you want me to laugh at that comment asswipe...bloody lame ass fucker!!!!!!!!1

[AmateurBB1985]

Its a 24 hour Fitness. So i think you know that crap atmosphere. God it Sucks...

[ozman]

the front room of my house

[Ursus]

a 50year old 30'x70' room dark, wet damp and freezing. tin roof. rust everywhere. old bars in lbs and kgs. many famous pros trained there.

go to http://GoudyUrsus.bebo.com and look at my gym pics

[Alex23]

None of this...

[Debussey]

None of this...

Looks like he's about to shit.