Author Topic: Dubai, india (Read 42054 times)

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #50 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:28:44 PM »

In Dubai, India, by law, a 15 minute break must be provided every 2 hours to workers in order to prevent one from going catabolic.

gordiano · « **Reply #51 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:30:42 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on September 23, 2008, 05:28:06 PM

In Dubai, India, bitching about placing 6th at a third-tier show when you believe you should have been placed 5th at that third-tier show is a capital crime.

In Dubai, India, finding and keeping a "sugar mama" is considered work.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #52 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:30:50 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on September 23, 2008, 05:29:57 PM

Jogging is against the law in Dubai, India, as it is believed to "burn muscle".

In Dubai, India all treadmills are made preset at a 15 degree incline and only go up to a speed of 3 mph.

Rampage · « **Reply #53 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:31:09 PM »

Leafy bug - is your attempt at re-creating what happened in the `gayer than ` thread working out they way you wanted ?

gordiano · « **Reply #54 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:32:06 PM »

In Dubai, India, Bbers are considered athletes....as are strippers.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #55 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:32:33 PM »

In Dubai, India all phones are made with 2 centimeters of space between the key pads for extra large fingers.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #56 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:33:34 PM »

In Dubai, India you are considered upper class if you have at least 3 different gym memberships.

gordiano · « **Reply #57 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:33:58 PM »

In Dubai, India, you'd have been made to fuck a "Female" bber, for your insolence.

gordiano · « **Reply #58 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:34:53 PM »

Quote from: Rampage on September 23, 2008, 05:31:09 PM

Leafy bug - is your attempt at re-creating what happened in the `gayer than ` thread working out they way you wanted ?

In Dubai, India, this post would have been deleted.....

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #59 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:37:04 PM »

I don't understand this joke.... Dubai is not in India

Alex23 · « **Reply #60 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:44:01 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on September 23, 2008, 05:37:04 PM

I don't understand this joke.... Dubai is not in India

blashemy. Matt T has explained to us many times, he has tons of investments in Dubai, India.

That's how he maintains his high flying saskachewanian lifestyle.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #61 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:48:29 PM »

In Dubai, India server slow downs during key traffic times is punishable by death. Barber shops offer one hair cut, the Hitler youth look, and orange roughy and tuna are the fishes of choice.

240 is Back · « **Reply #62 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:52:24 PM »

What is this magical place I've heard so much about?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #63 on:** September 23, 2008, 05:52:53 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on September 23, 2008, 05:44:01 PM

blashemy. Matt T has explained to us many times, he has tons of investments in Dubai, India.

That's how he maintains his high flying saskachewanian lifestyle.

Was Matt T the midget that got bummed by Will Harris?

Deicide · « **Reply #64 on:** September 23, 2008, 06:00:10 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on September 23, 2008, 05:33:58 PM

In Dubai, India, you'd have been made to fuck a "Female" bber, for your insolence.

Only half as bad as Dubai, Egypt...

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #65 on:** September 23, 2008, 06:01:31 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on September 23, 2008, 05:52:24 PM

What is this magical place I've heard so much about?

ohhh shit lol.... it begins

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #66 on:** September 23, 2008, 06:07:04 PM »

In Dubai, India there is a 20 minute window every 15 minutes

gordiano · « **Reply #67 on:** September 23, 2008, 06:17:23 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on September 23, 2008, 05:37:04 PM

I don't understand this joke.... Dubai is not in India

In Dubai, India, you'd know better....

McFarland · « **Reply #68 on:** September 23, 2008, 06:20:15 PM »

In Dubai, India, "Getbig computers" are issued free to every citizen over the age of 8 5.

JOCKTHEGLIDE · « **Reply #69 on:** September 23, 2008, 06:21:12 PM »

Quote from: McFarland on September 23, 2008, 06:20:15 PM

In Dubai, India, "Getbig computers" are issued free to every citizen over the age of 8 5.

ARE YOU SAYING THEY LOWERED THE MAIL ORDER BRIDE AGE LIMIT?

Eisenherz · « **Reply #70 on:** September 23, 2008, 06:22:32 PM »

In Dubai, India, ectomorphism is classed as a disease.

McFarland · « **Reply #71 on:** September 23, 2008, 06:25:21 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on September 23, 2008, 05:52:24 PM

What is this magical place I've heard so much about?

ROFL!

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #72 on:** September 23, 2008, 06:26:45 PM »

In Dubai,India ILS is considered a mental disorder and is covered by health insurance

dearth · « **Reply #73 on:** September 23, 2008, 06:44:42 PM »

Eisenherz · « **Reply #74 on:** September 23, 2008, 06:48:01 PM »

Ronnie was ruled to be better than Dorian in Dubai, India's supreme court.

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