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Getbig General Topics
« on: November 10, 2006, 04:17:58 AM »
I need to up my influence on this forum. I've been working on a text analyser for work and this is the result for Gen topics.

Beserker is +100% than anyone else... you need to find some pussy you liberal extremist faggot!

Looks like conservatist posters are slightly on top tho! 8)
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Re: Getbig General Topics
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2006, 04:22:16 AM »
Norris, have you ever had sex with a woman?

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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2006, 04:26:15 AM »
Norris, have you ever had sex with a woman?

Yes ::)

This is part of a project I'm working for at work. Just cause I'm not lugging around bricks on and off and being paid "cash in hand" doesn't mean I'm a homo brother! Thought it would be insteresting what it came up with...

BTW... you made the list... have YOU ever had sex with a women?  :)
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Re: Getbig General Topics
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2006, 04:35:42 AM »
What does your % show? sorry I missed what it means to be rated in the Beserker level?

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Re: Getbig General Topics
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2006, 04:40:48 AM »
i call bullshit

no way the goat dont top (or bottom :P) that list >:(

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Re: Getbig General Topics
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2006, 04:45:40 AM »
What does your % show? sorry I missed what it means to be rated in the Beserker level?

Yeah all the percentages are in relation to the top item, I did do it so it was relative to the word ranked above.

I just checked during 240's 911/conspiracy phase... and he DOMINATES! :-X
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2006, 04:58:02 AM »
Yes ::)

This is part of a project I'm working for at work. Just cause I'm not lugging around bricks on and off and being paid "cash in hand" doesn't mean I'm a homo brother! Thought it would be insteresting what it came up with...

BTW... you made the list... have YOU ever had sex with a women?  :)

Nothing wrong with cash in hand mate  ;)

You'll have to explain what this text analyser does for those of us that aren't eggheads like your good self

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Re: Getbig General Topics
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2006, 05:02:52 AM »
Text Analyse this Bitch:

Nordic: 1539 (15.866 per day) Time for pussy? Questionable if he's a premature ejaculater...
Berserker: 3948 (4.954 per day) Plenty of time for pussy...

Nordic posts over 3 times the rate I do ;D

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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2006, 05:05:06 AM »
Nothing wrong with cash in hand mate  ;)

You'll have to explain what this text analyser does for those of us that aren't eggheads like your good self

Just part of a search program that analises the words in a text collection, improving relevancy (gives a general overview of the topics in each document if there are enough words).

Today is test day, been going thru the BBC website - boring as fuck! That's what I had it run thru Getbig.
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2006, 05:13:37 AM »
Just part of a search program that analises the words in a text collection, improving relevancy (gives a general overview of the topics in each document if there are enough words).

Today is test day, been going thru the BBC website - boring as f**k! That's what I had it run thru Getbig.
So then you probably shouldn't have made the statement about not having time for pussy... Your test is a day ::)  Looks like you take the hit in the long run posting at a rate 3 times mine... who has more time for pussy... looks like you're the lonely homo ;)

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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2006, 05:16:01 AM »
So then you probably shouldn't have made the statement about not having time for pussy... Your test is a day ::)  Looks like you take the hit in the long run posting at a rate 3 times mine... who has more time for pussy... looks like you're the lonely homo ;)

A test as in software test you fucktard. All I do is feed it data: BBC etc and see what the results are, fixing and improving on any bugs or irrelevance. At 5pm I'm a free man. Just like any job.

The fact is... you're at the top, don't deny the facts libby cunt!
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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2006, 05:50:38 AM »
A test as in software test you fucktard. All I do is feed it data: BBC etc and see what the results are, fixing and improving on any bugs or irrelevance. At 5pm I'm a free man. Just like any job.

The fact is... you're at the top, don't deny the facts libby cunt!
No the fact is you based your attack on a test ::)  The fact is that you post at 3 times the rate I do... Put that in your crack pipe bitch ;)

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Re: Getbig General Topics
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2006, 05:51:03 AM »
so its a list of who starts the most topics ?

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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2006, 06:33:17 AM »
I'm gutted I haven't made the list.  :-\

I joined this forum ages ago but only in the last year or so I've increased my postings tenfold.

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Re: Getbig General Topics
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2006, 06:48:42 AM »
I need to up my influence on this forum. I've been working on a text analyser for work and this is the result for Gen topics.

Beserker is +100% than anyone else... you need to find some pussy you liberal extremist faggot!

Looks like conservatist posters are slightly on top tho! 8)
hey dude analyse this for the GOSSIP and OPINIONS board...
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Re: Getbig General Topics
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2006, 07:08:34 AM »
high post counts aren't good reflections of free time if you can type quickly
hey... yea!!!... spell check has enabled me to get my wpm up to 200 ;D

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« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2006, 10:07:20 AM »
hey dude analyse this for the GOSSIP and OPINIONS board...

See the attached image for the gossip and opinions section. Do me a favour... do you think it gives a good overall picture of the participation in that section of getbig? If it does, then i've done a good job programming this shit and my boss will suck my cock!

Connector words are ignored e.g.

the shadow == shadow (in the eyes of the analyser)
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« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2006, 10:21:01 AM »
See the attached image for the gossip and opinions section. Do me a favour... do you think it gives a good overall picture of the participation in that section of getbig? If it does, then i've done a good job programming this shit and my boss will suck my cock!

Connector words are ignored e.g.

the shadow == shadow (in the eyes of the analyser)
no, you suck... you're a stupid fucker period... What does your program do, searching for how many times the word, "berserker" or "shadow" came up?  If that's the case, it's fouled as a guy.  Second, your boss is going to suck you off for this?  Talk about easily impressed... You two must have a lot of gay sex ;D

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« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2006, 10:29:54 AM »
no, you suck... you're a stupid fucker period... What does your program do, searching for how many times the word, "berserker" or "shadow" came up?  If that's the case, it's fouled as a f**cker.  Second, your boss is going to suck you off for this?  Talk about easily impressed... You two must have a lot of gay sex ;D

No it doesn't just calculate word frequency, that would be no good and is easily manipulated in the scenario this software will be used.

My boss is a 40 year old indian women.
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« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2006, 11:08:46 AM »
No it doesn't just calculate word frequency, that would be no good and is easily manipulated in the scenario this software will be used.

My boss is a 40 year old indian women.<--That's what he says ;D
Well why don't you tell us exactly what it does do... Kind of stupid to ask people opinions on how well it did without knowing what it's all looking at... If word frequency is a factor it's probably going to be off.

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« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2006, 11:17:52 AM »
No it doesn't just calculate word frequency, that would be no good and is easily manipulated in the scenario this software will be used.

My boss is a 40 year old indian women.

Your muslim hate is starting to make sense now. You are Indian lol

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Re: Getbig General Topics
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2006, 05:00:53 PM »
I need to up my influence on this forum. I've been working on a text analyser for work and this is the result for Gen topics.

Beserker is +100% than anyone else... you need to find some pussy you liberal extremist faggot!

Looks like conservatist posters are slightly on top tho! 8)

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Re: Getbig General Topics
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2006, 05:48:49 PM »
Your muslim hate is starting to make sense now. You are Indian lol
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« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2006, 03:03:41 AM »
Your muslim hate is starting to make sense now. You are Indian lol

Nah, I'm not indian, but there a lot of indian women in the tech industry, you'd be suprised :o
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Re: Getbig General Topics
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2006, 03:53:10 AM »
i am indian..no one fucks with indians...
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