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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: nzmusclemonster on October 12, 2010, 06:11:57 PM
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I feel more comfortable with no shirt on....
Also I think it's cleaner as poo particles don't get stuck to my shirt.....
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I feel more comfortable with no shirt on....
Also I think it's cleaner as poo particles don't get stuck to my shirt.....
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I feel more comfortable with no shirt on....
Also I think it's cleaner as poo particles don't get stuck to my shirt.....
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yes usually
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What is the deal with people having to be nude to take a shit??? My ex-wife was like that, never understood
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george costanza would approve
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I don't like this thread and I'm not going to post in it.
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Good question.
In my case, I'm always wearing my World gym / Zubaz oversized rag top that only goes up to above my belly button, so I just take off my daisy dukes & the thong underneath, and attend to my business 8)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3614/3496847729_8c47c7ab1d_z.jpg?zz=1)
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Good question.
In my case, I'm always wearing my World gym / Zubaz oversized rag top that only goes up to above my belly button, so I just take off my daisy dukes & the thong underneath, and attend to my business 8)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3614/3496847729_8c47c7ab1d_z.jpg?zz=1)
If you are a true bodybuilder then you also have a seatbelt installed on your toilet, in case of epic protein shits.
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Naw, otherwise I get tempted to jack off and forget what I'm there for
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Naw, otherwise I get tempted to jack off and forget what I'm there for
LOL
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holy shit I used to do that all the time when I was a kid but I stopped at around 10 yo... and I always thought i was the only weird fuck doing that...lol
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Not always - but I usually sit around the house shirtless, so many times its already off!
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Yes, but only if I am receiving a blumpkin.
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Even when using public toilets?
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Nah
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I hang it on the coat rack.
^^
Smooth move. Very utilitarian.
Shirtless dumps=the pinnacle of relaxation!
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Good question.
In my case, I'm always wearing my World gym / Zubaz oversized rag top that only goes up to above my belly button, so I just take off my daisy dukes & the thong underneath, and attend to my business 8)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3614/3496847729_8c47c7ab1d_z.jpg?zz=1)
thats not mike arvillia.
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That's right bro. There's also the hand throwing aspect that needs to be taken into account also. Say some scumbag wants to attack you when your in the shiter for your ca$h. With your shirt off your arms will have much greater range of motion to throw hooks and uppercuts to the attacking slab of shit's head. Not only that I've noticed that shirts tend to chafe my pecs when I have to severely kick the shit out of punks.
That's a good point. And considering most Getbiggers are on average 240 pounds with 7% bodyfat, having your shirt off while taking a dump, should act as a detterent for said bathroom mugger, eliminating the need to throw a single punch alltogether. When that dirty, theiving, scoundral kicks in your stall door looking to hold you up, he will immediatley notice your massive pecs and 22 inch arms, then he will turn and run away out of sheer intimidation, leaving you to finish taking your dump in peace.
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I take a shit with no clothes on. ;) I feel more free and less constricted. 8)
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hahahhaahhahaaha
I thought I was the only one ;D
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It's always good to know you're not alone.
I'm shirtless at home for it and sometimes at work.
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That's right bro. There's also the hand throwing aspect that needs to be taken into account also. Say some scumbag wants to attack you when your in the shiter for your ca$h. With your shirt off your arms will have much greater range of motion to throw hooks and uppercuts to the attacking slab of shit's head. Not only that I've noticed that shirts tend to chafe my pecs when I have to severely kick the shit out of punks.
;D ;D Would a tank top be acceptable BDB?
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i cant pee when someone is standing next to me in a public toilet.
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i cant pee when someone is standing next to me in a public toilet.
I have seen this problem with people- they usually come into the bathroom- see me at the urinal, and wash their hands and walk out
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I have seen this problem with people- they usually come into the bathroom- see me at the urinal, and wash their hands and walk out
Is that cos you are standing there furiously whacking yourself off that bloods dripping on the floor from your bleeding foreskin and you are panting like a rabid dog with froth at the mouth ?..I usely just ignore those types of guys ;D
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Is that cos you are standing there furiously whacking yourself off that bloods dripping on the floor from your bleeding foreskin and you are panting like a rabid dog with froth at the mouth ?..I usely just ignore those types of guys ;D
that's exactly what I do- you must have walked in on me before ;)
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Why even wear a shirt inside the house. I never do.
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Yeah, always without the shirt at home, so yeah, taking the dump without a shirt. :)
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pooping in the shower
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holy shit I used to do that all the time when I was a kid but I stopped at around 10 yo... and I always thought i was the only weird fuck doing that...lol
maybe your subconscious had this reflex of getting nekid as a kid to take it in the shitter
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I do this! The.door hook thing too. I don't like the fart/shit gases all over my shirt and I also get too hot while dropping the kids off at the pool.
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i always shower after each dump, its disgusting that people walking around with dirty asses everywhere, especially hot women :-\
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I feel more comfortable with no shirt on....
Also I think it's cleaner as poo particles don't get stuck to my shirt.....
Only when I'm wearing a Tapout/Affliction shirt. Then I take it off to wipe my ass with it.
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Im 335 pounds in contest shape so I like nothing more than to strip naked, do my business then pull out my extra large bath towel, put it between my legs and rub back and forth in a sawing motion as my back is so large I cant reach the John's hole between my glutes.
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I feel more comfortable with no shirt on....
Also I think it's cleaner as poo particles don't get stuck to my shirt.....
where is Deicide when we need him?!
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where is Deicide when we need him?!
I guess it depends for me on whether I am about to shower or not. Honestly, taking dumps is a pain in the ass, literally and figuratively. :-\
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Yes i do it often
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i always shower after each dump, its disgusting that people walking around with dirty asses everywhere, especially hot women :-\
Woman dont poo ;D
maybe your subconscious had this reflex of getting nekid as a kid to take it in the shitter
;D
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i always shower after each dump, its disgusting that people walking around with dirty asses everywhere, especially hot women :-\
I would too if I didn't know how to use toiletpaper. ;D
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i always shower after each dump, its disgusting that people walking around with dirty asses everywhere, especially hot women :-\
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CLEAN YOUR ASS IN THE SHOWER? DO YOU SMELL YOUR HANDS? I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CLEAN YOUR HOLE IN THE SHOWER.....
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I feel more comfortable with no shirt on....
Also I think it's cleaner as poo particles don't get stuck to my shirt.....
You must take explosive shits
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I feel more comfortable with no shirt on....
Also I think it's cleaner as poo particles don't get stuck to my shirt.....
Button down shirt - Yes.
T Shirt - No.
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i always shower after each dump, its disgusting that people walking around with dirty asses everywhere, especially hot women :-\
S&Ser here too bro.
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S&Ser here too bro.
What if you are at work?
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Haha yes I do a lot of the time. Not in work etc obviously.
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No need to shower if you finish the last few wipes with wet wipes
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What if you are at work?
I drive home, I live <10 mins from work.
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No need to shower if you finish the last few wipes with wet wipes
Only do that if I'm traveling. Nothing gets you as clean as a shower tho.
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TRUE STORY.
At work we have this Indian fellow who takes a massive dump everyday around noon and gets completely naked to do so.
We have 4 toilet stalls in our men's room, three of which are standard toilet partitions followed by a handicap (huge) stall.
Looks sorta like this:
(http://www.gosellcrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Huge-handicapped-stall.jpg)
Anyway, every single day around noon, without fail, you can walk into the men's room and find this man taking a massive dump in the handicap stall. How we know he is naked is that we can see his raw feet and bare legs exposed as he takes his dump from under the wall partition. The man stretches out completely over the toilet and practically flattens out while taking a shit. What's worse is that he has hairy feet/toes so it's a horrible sight.
No one has ever mentioned it to him, we all just figured it was common practice in parts of India.
Thoughts?
"1"
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I go topless lol
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Worst thing in having to take a dump after you take a shower.
That is so damn aggravating its not funny.
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SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CLEAN YOUR ASS IN THE SHOWER? DO YOU SMELL YOUR HANDS? I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CLEAN YOUR HOLE IN THE SHOWER.....
Who doesnt?If you dont ever clean it in the shower then how do you ever clean it ???
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Who doesnt?If you dont ever clean it in the shower then how do you ever clean it ???
My friend swears by baby wipes.
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Poo particles stuck to your shirt? Are those mud monkeys flying around in your can?
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My friend swears by baby wipes.
So does Count Pakela, aka toxicavenger, proteinfarts
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I prefer to shit wearing a wetsuit.
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I prefer to shit wearing a wetsuit.
You have to take the shirt off also because sometimes you have those spray shits and water shoots up.
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You have to take the shirt off also because sometimes you have those spray shits and water shoots up.
You better cut down on the liquid protein... ;D
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I leave dumps, I don't take them.
About 2 months ago, I accidentally left a log on the toilet seat. I have no idea how it happened. My gf pointed it out, so I blamed it on the dog.
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I don't know why, but I take THE BIGGEST shits whenever I'm in America. I remember once in New York after eating nothing but cheeseburgers and subway for two days.... the thing that came out of me deserves a national geographic documentary of its own!!
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Just took huge one and I hadnt shit in 1.8 days since my hemroid hurts so I am not blasting out as much as I could
was all green and huge and evil looking
msut be from snappel I am drinkin at work
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Dunno about shitter dress but i know i like to wail like a banshee whilst taking a satisfying turd.
"bombs away"
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Yes, it's easier to smear it all over my chest that way.
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Yet another thread about the crap! :(
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;)