I've been visiting Junaid (Protein Farts) since last Tuesday and we've just returned from a weekend foray in to Ocean City, MD.
Expectations were high for Junaid, in terms of hookups and random sexual encounters.
Suffice to say, all we encountered were alot of families, couples and a boatload of tipsy MILFs.
Not exactly what he or I, for that matter, expected.
Not that I was really looking for sex, but it would have been a pretty pathetic showing if I had been.
Some of it was circumstance, two weekends before the 4th of July, and some of it was probably just us being us.
I suppose my outlook differs from that of most men when it comes to these type of social situations.
My standards don't change regardless of the situation, while most men, in my estimation will compromise for the sake of sex.
Junaid did end up finding one woman who worked out for him.
There weren't many women there who were even on my radar to begin with.
I expected more women of the "
pale" variety considering it is the East Coast.
What I saw were more of the same tanned, half-baked, blond nondescript types I left back in Phoenix.
Not that I have anything against all MILFs, but what makes them think that baked turkey look is attractive at 40 even if it was passable fifteen years prior?
One of you, I implore you, please answer for the MILF nation.
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