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Phantom Spunker

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Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« on: May 23, 2022, 01:30:10 PM »
Bodybuilding related because we are discussing Hollywood hunks. Apparently Tom Hardy, Henry Cavill, some random called Rege-Jean page, Cillian Murphy and Idris Elba are all in the running.

I think it can only be Cavill. He's got it all going for him and he's still young. Hardy's too old now and not stylish enough. Cillian Murphy would have been great but he's also too old and maybe wouldn't pull off the persona quite as well. I'm fine with a Black Bond as long as he's not calling himself 'Jay-Bee' and holding his pistol sideways.

The last ones were a bit shit, anyway. Skyfall was a masterpiece but they just went downhill after that. I hope they stop trying to please everyone and go back to what made Craig's Bond so good.
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2022, 01:32:26 PM »
In today’s World it will be a LGBTQIA FREAK!
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2022, 01:36:30 PM »
If inclusivity is a criteria, probably this:

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michael arvilla

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2022, 01:47:17 PM »
Obviously…… B-hanks!
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2022, 01:47:44 PM »
Adam Sandler
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2022, 01:48:21 PM »
Thankfully, Broccoli has stated that it will be a man (whatever that now means; I'm not a biologist). The Bond franchise is worth so much that they can't really deviate far from the standard mold. They still need all the big sponsorships so they'll have to go with someone reasonably stylish. No one is going to buy the latest Omega if it's being modeled by Magic Johnson's son or Simon Pegg.
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2022, 01:57:08 PM »
Should be cavill.

Maybe hunnam
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2022, 01:58:21 PM »
I saw a movie last night “( the horde) I think it was called … guy name Paul Logan … thought randomly he would make a great James Bond!
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2022, 02:15:05 PM »
I thought only James bonds from now on were darkie women only?
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2022, 02:17:04 PM »
I think the final decision will come down to either Goodrum or Shizzo…
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2022, 02:29:09 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on May 23, 2022, 02:17:04 PM
I think the final decision will come down to either Goodrum or Shizzo…

Goodrum with his elite military training and orange blazers, lol. I'd watch.

Wass goin' onnnn, errrbody. The name's Bond. Uni Bond. I'm here to fill yo crack!
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King Shizzo

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2022, 02:33:28 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on May 23, 2022, 02:17:04 PM
I think the final decision will come down to either Goodrum or Shizzo…
I definitely have the sex appeal.
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2022, 02:39:19 PM »
Obviously Cavill, but those shots of Venom Vince drippin in Versace suits would leave the casting couch soaked.
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2022, 02:52:36 PM »
Paul Logan (no homo)
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2022, 02:53:47 PM »
A fat black lesbian.
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2022, 03:00:15 PM »
A White, English Man!

Why? Because that was Fleming’s vision.

So……obviously; fuck that guy, and his useless vision!
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2022, 03:01:46 PM »
We now have an issue with alternative, fictional visions, from the past? Of course we do!
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King Shizzo

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2022, 03:18:16 PM »
Quote from: falco on May 23, 2022, 02:53:47 PM
A fat black lesbian.
Don't bring Goodrum into this.
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2022, 03:19:43 PM »
Whoopi Goldberg
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2022, 03:23:55 PM »
Philip Seymour Hoffman
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2022, 03:26:11 PM »
Arnold's son Joseph.
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2022, 04:27:23 PM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on May 23, 2022, 02:33:28 PM
I definitely have the sex appeal.

Are you standing behind the fat guy wearing makeup?
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2022, 04:38:49 PM »
Should be Cavill. But instead will be a woman tranny.
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2022, 04:46:49 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on May 23, 2022, 04:27:23 PM
Are you standing behind the fat guy wearing makeup?
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2022, 06:34:26 PM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on May 23, 2022, 01:57:08 PM
Should be cavill.

Maybe hunnam

Cavill would be the right choice.
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