Stop teasing, that would be Nubian, unless you're storing Nubain in there!
Oh snap, totally misread that. Bummer, because now that I've googled "Nubain," it probably
is better than whatever is ACTUALLY in my birth canal. Imagine how awesome I would be if my vagina were "indicated for the relief of moderate to severe pain," or could also be used "as a supplement to balanced anesthesia, for preoperative and postoperative analgesia, and for obstetrical analgesia during labor and delivery."
God, I would be the best superhero EVER. Or...my cooter would be. But sadly, my cooter is Nubian, not Nubain. Womp womp.