Author Topic: WHATS NEXT!? (Read 9690 times)

alexxx · « **on:** June 28, 2006, 06:50:35 PM »

I have conquered the world of online message building and body decompressing. A few months ago I came on these boards as an insecure boy looking for approval. Based on the responses I got from my pictures and my manly banter I can tell there is a lot of members on this forum that would like to emulate me body and mind and become a Champion themselves. Now let me tell you that is no easy feat. There is only one Alexxx and yes he can sign autographs if you sent him cold hard cash no briefs or love letters accepted(earl). During my time online I have had many positive responses from my professional bodybuilders supporters. Not to name drop but a few include: Lee Priest, Phil Heath, Milos, Luke Wood, Vinny Galanti, Richard Jones, Mark Dugdale, Bob Chick, Doggcrapp, Bob Bonham, Ron Avidan, and many many more I lost count of.

In the past few months I have made successfull programs for the professionals out there and one has reportedly put on a 1/2 a pound on his pecs just from one workout!

But he is under 5 foot high so it wasn't as hard for him. Many pros are unwilling to try and follow the exact routines because of the obvious intense nature of those programs. (chick) It is obviously not meant for the weak and differentiates a champion from an also ran.

I find no more challenges online. I usually need no more than two words to own anyone. What I am getting at is... Alexxx is gonna start competing soon. I plan to win the mr. Montreal, mr. Quebec and mr. Canada all within 2 years. I know next year I will be ready to rumble and make those other competitors look like girly men. Nobody has as much charisma, beauoncy and mass as me as I see it. I have made many writers cry from shame because of my superior typing skills which I have mustered and skilled through many streneous hours and even days of practice and first hand experience.

To be continued.... or corrected.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by: Alexxx the future of the mr. Olympia contest and chosen one to lead bodybuilding into the right direction for the furture generations.

Mods if you need to move this then move it to the Z board as those guys barely get any hits to their board.

Bast175 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:53:18 PM »

Are you trying to say that you suck at life, Alexxx?

alexxx · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:55:08 PM »

No not at all many a people would like to be me and many a people would like to do me. But there is only one me and me is ready for the world!

Stavios · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:58:24 PM »

as Ali once said: "It's hard to be humble when you are as great as I am !"

alexxx · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:59:09 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on June 28, 2006, 06:58:24 PM

as Ali once said: "It's hard to be humble when you are as great as I am !"

Dammn this man is great!

Stavios · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:00:36 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on June 28, 2006, 06:59:09 PM

Dammn this man is great!

Very true, Keith had the chance to meet him

Bast175 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:01:10 PM »

It is clear that alexxx's hunger for penis is insatiable.

Stavios · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:03:53 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on June 28, 2006, 07:01:10 PM

It is clear that alexxx's hunger for penis is insatiable.

Are you saying that if Alexxx was lost in the desert and was starting to get hungy, he wouldn't hesitate 1 second to cut his own dick and eat it ?

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:04:03 PM »

no force on earth can stop Alexxx!

danielson · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:25:30 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on June 28, 2006, 06:50:35 PM

I have conquered the world of online message building and body decompressing. A few months ago I came on these boards as an insecure boy looking for approval. Based on the responses I got from my pictures and my manly banter I can tell there is a lot of members on this forum that would like to emulate me body and mind and become a Champion themselves. Now let me tell you that is no easy feat. There is only one Alexxx and yes he can sign autographs if you sent him cold hard cash no briefs or love letters accepted(earl). During my time online I have had many positive responses from my professional bodybuilders supporters. Not to name drop but a few include: Lee Priest, Phil Heath, Milos, Luke Wood, Vinny Galanti, Richard Jones, Mark Dugdale, Bob Chick, Doggcrapp, Bob Bonham, Ron Avidan, and many many more I lost count of.

In the past few months I have made successfull programs for the professionals out there and one has reportedly put on a 1/2 a pound on his pecs just from one workout! But he is under 5 foot high so it wasn't as hard for him. Many pros are unwilling to try and follow the exact routines because of the obvious intense nature of those programs. (chick) It is obviously not meant for the weak and differentiates a champion from an also ran.

I find no more challenges online. I usually need no more than two words to own anyone. What I am getting at is... Alexxx is gonna start competing soon. I plan to win the mr. Montreal, mr. Quebec and mr. Canada all within 2 years. I know next year I will be ready to rumble and make those other competitors look like girly men. Nobody has as much charisma, beauoncy and mass as me as I see it. I have made many writers cry from shame because of my superior typing skills which I have mustered and skilled through many streneous hours and even days of practice and first hand experience.

To be continued.... or corrected.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by: Alexxx the future of the mr. Olympia contest and chosen one to lead bodybuilding into the right direction for the furture generations.

Mods if you need to move this then move it to the Z board as those guys barely get any hits to their board.

You are definitely the Kip Dynamite of bodybuilding, Alexxx. Congratulations.

benchthis · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:45:10 PM »

it was about time someone said it im sure glad it was alexxx himself

TheAnimal · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:46:43 PM »

Is this alexxx guy serious... talk about delusional I mean from his pictures he is not that great...
this has to be a joke right?
I hope anyway

alexxx · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2006, 08:04:31 PM »

I am torn to what I want to do next. Win the world heavy weight championship boxing or become mr. olympia or become the next action star. Then again I guess I could do all of the above.

TheAnimal · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2006, 08:54:32 PM »

Yeah man you are better off going for all those goals

alexxx · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2006, 08:55:40 PM »

Quote from: TheAnimal on June 28, 2006, 08:54:32 PM

Yeah man you are better off going for all those goals

my knee hurts so I think I gotta scratch boxing for now..

gracie bjj · « **Reply #15 on:** June 29, 2006, 10:18:13 AM »

im a fan for life,alex do you have any training tapes out yet?

DOGGCRAPP · « **Reply #16 on:** June 29, 2006, 10:21:19 AM »

I will go on record to not only say Alexxx is like a brother to me and one of my closest confidantes, but also that he has incredible potential. For what I really dont know. Maybe a nutjob sniper on top of a bell tower, maybe setting the record for thickest backhair in the Guiness book of world records...the possibilities are endless. As a bodybuilder Im not overstating this when I say if Alexxx entered the Mr Montreal show as he has planned, there is no doubt with his elite genetic gifts that he can place top 10 in the bantamweights (out of a field of 3 competitors), along with taking home the award for "best ribs". BRING THE NOISE ALEXXX!

Your friend always (see you at the barbeque on Sunday)

Dante

Bluto · « **Reply #17 on:** June 29, 2006, 10:24:05 AM »

congrats to alexxx for getting under the skin of dante and making him come and post here, something we havent seen since the days of adonis vs dante

littleguns · « **Reply #18 on:** June 29, 2006, 10:30:44 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on June 28, 2006, 06:50:35 PM

During my time online I have had many positive responses from my professional bodybuilders supporters. Not to name drop but a few include: Lee Priest, Phil Heath, Milos, Luke Wood, Vinny Galanti, Richard Jones, Mark Dugdale, Bob Chick, Doggcrapp, Bob Bonham, Ron Avidan, and many many more I lost count of.

Positive response = pissing themselves from laughing so hard at your delusions of grandeur

Do us all a favor, go into hiding = get in the gym and train

Come back to getbig when reality sets in and you have stepped on stage. I will even allow you to come back after stepping on stage and placing dead last. EH-

This is a public service announcement/monsterous banter by the great littleguns....

wood · « **Reply #19 on:** June 29, 2006, 10:34:09 AM »

No. 2 pencil jab, right to the neck

jaejonna · « **Reply #20 on:** June 29, 2006, 10:38:56 AM »

Alexxx 's nick name should be The Future !!!

He is the FUTURE OF THE SPORT !!

Bluto · « **Reply #21 on:** June 29, 2006, 10:40:09 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on June 29, 2006, 10:38:56 AM

Alexxx 's nick name should be The Future !!!

He is the FUTURE OF THE SPORT !!

the future of gayporn

danielson · « **Reply #22 on:** June 29, 2006, 10:41:09 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on June 29, 2006, 10:38:56 AM

Alexxx 's nick name should be The Future !!!

He is the FUTURE OF THE SPORT !!

Mekhi Phifer? You can't just rip off 8 mile.

alexxx · « **Reply #23 on:** June 29, 2006, 10:43:18 AM »

Quote from: DOGGCRAPP on June 29, 2006, 10:21:19 AM

I will go on record to not only say Alexxx is like a brother to me and one of my closest confidantes, but also that he has incredible potential. For what I really dont know. Maybe a nutjob sniper on top of a bell tower, maybe setting the record for thickest backhair in the Guiness book of world records...the possibilities are endless. As a bodybuilder Im not overstating this when I say if Alexxx entered the Mr Montreal show as he has planned, there is no doubt with his elite genetic gifts that he can place top 10 in the bantamweights (out of a field of 3 competitors), along with taking home the award for "best ribs". BRING THE NOISE ALEXXX!

Your friend always (see you at the barbeque on Sunday)

Dante

Hey Dante thanks for taking the time out of your "busy schedule" and sponsering me into competition. With your knowledge of training methods that make people grow and my rugged looks, crazy charisma, and ambition we will have a new mr. Olympia in the not so far future. I will give you credit for making my meals and being my cheerleader.

danielson · « **Reply #24 on:** June 29, 2006, 10:43:35 AM »

Seriously, Alexxx is exactly like Kip Dynamite in Napolean Dynamite. Kip talks online all day, so does Alexxx, Kip says he's training to be a cage fighter, Alexxx "says" he's training to be a bodybuilder. I think he stole his gimmick from that movie.